"And in those days, a dark shadow descendent upon oc.net. When the fierce norsemen arrived, they ravaged the forum with strange posts about soccer, bronies and weird food. The hordes were led by the great commander Celticfan, who, with a danish axe in his hand, crushed the armies of Lord Asteriktos and King Othonorm in the battle of Other Topics. The surviving members fled to The Foreign Language Forum, led by the great rulers Ialmisry and Michal Kalina. From here, they were forced to pay tribute to the invaders in the form of beer, sausages and unnaturally huge amounts of fish".
From The Great Chronicles of Internet Orthodoxy, chapter 53.