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I wish they'd just wake up and realize they are the exact same. Indeed. Selam Red and Blue make Purple. Everyone knows that the best kool-aid is Grape. Come the Vamratocracy we shall mature as a nation and drink God-given wine rather than the Kool-AIDS we now suffer under. |
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And they said last fall was the worst season for allergies on record.
Well this fall might top it.
I don't know if I am going to make it through this.
Back to falling asleep without knowing it and sleeping for nearly a day at a time.
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I'm not ahamed, the priest is pretty big, like 6'4" 270-280 lbs big. Happened to me as well, I still can't get over it lol
Was it the priest at your parish? Atleast I don't have to see this priest that often. lol He was just saying he will get a John Woo on your arse if you'll turn out to be a bad husband Mayhaps! As I said, this man is a giant. I think he could. |
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