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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13050 on: September 05, 2012, 11:03:23 PM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

woah.....

Uh, I think that moving is the only option because that would seriously scare the crap out of me
...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13051 on: September 06, 2012, 12:46:27 AM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

I would never live in a place with a spider that big.  An AK will deal with any bug in Nebraska.  I don't have room for an anti-tank rifle in my budget.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13052 on: September 06, 2012, 10:38:51 AM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

woah.....

Uh, I think that moving is the only option because that would seriously scare the crap out of me
Well, when you're sitting on the commode, you don't mind having the crap scared out of you. :D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13053 on: September 06, 2012, 10:41:35 AM »
Walking to the store late at night in the middle of the city when I see one of these:



Oh, Hi Mr. Stinky!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13054 on: September 06, 2012, 11:32:54 AM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

Next time, just do what I would do: scream like a girl and run in circles until someone else comes and takes care of it.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13055 on: September 06, 2012, 11:37:59 AM »
Walking to the store late at night in the middle of the city when I see one of these:



Oh, Hi Mr. Stinky!
I see relatives of his almost every morning (5 -6 a.m) when I'm delivering newspapers. They're really quite skittish, so just keep alert and make sure they see you in plenty of time to get out of the way. I also see raccoons and possums regularly, and a couple of days ago a coyote. Yes, this is in town. Urban wildlife is a problem, and another sort of urban wildlife will be a problem when all the college kids arrive  ;D.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13056 on: September 06, 2012, 01:45:02 PM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

woah.....

Uh, I think that moving is the only option because that would seriously scare the crap out of me

If I weren't married I'd be right there with you. Fortunately, my wedding vows looked like this:



It's been a good system so far.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13057 on: September 06, 2012, 06:29:24 PM »
I didn't make run crew for the school play. They picked a freshman instead (in lieu of me, senior who has done multiple plays, another senior, a junior and a sophomore). Because the freshman's brother is one of the stage managers.

And the other stage manager was supposed to be a friend of mine. Guess not.

Aaaaaaaand now I'm back in, but my "friend" threatened to kick me off if I complain about the fact that the freshman is on (still unfairly getting ahead of a junior and a sophomore). Still mad at him for making me second choice.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13058 on: September 06, 2012, 11:10:28 PM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

woah.....

Uh, I think that moving is the only option because that would seriously scare the crap out of me

If I weren't married I'd be right there with you. Fortunately, my wedding vows looked like this:



It's been a good system so far.
Went to a wedding in Troy Saturday. Spider-killing was indeed included in the vows.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13059 on: September 07, 2012, 12:07:44 AM »
Red Kool Aid last week, blue Kool Aid this week. Watching the masses gleefully swallow the poison is a sad sight to behold.



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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13060 on: September 07, 2012, 12:08:49 AM »
Red Kool Aid last week, blue Kool Aid this week. Watching the masses gleefully swallow the poison is a sad sight to behold.



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What art thou talking about Mr. Willis?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13061 on: September 07, 2012, 12:23:12 AM »
Red Kool Aid last week, blue Kool Aid this week. Watching the masses gleefully swallow the poison is a sad sight to behold.



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I wish they'd just wake up and realize they are the exact same.  :-X
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13062 on: September 07, 2012, 12:26:55 AM »
Red Kool Aid last week, blue Kool Aid this week. Watching the masses gleefully swallow the poison is a sad sight to behold.



Selam

I wish they'd just wake up and realize they are the exact same.  :-X

Indeed.


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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13063 on: September 07, 2012, 02:01:36 AM »
I eventually figured it out. Not being part of a certain part of this board has slowed me down!  ;D  Mmm, blue kool aid...
We all have an El Guapo to face. Be brave, and fight like lions!

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« Reply #13064 on: September 07, 2012, 05:28:26 AM »
Run, Workout, and Breakfast.  :)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13065 on: September 07, 2012, 09:54:08 AM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

woah.....

Uh, I think that moving is the only option because that would seriously scare the crap out of me

If I weren't married I'd be right there with you. Fortunately, my wedding vows looked like this:



It's been a good system so far.
Went to a wedding in Troy Saturday. Spider-killing was indeed included in the vows.

Haha! That's amazing. Semi-related, we have to go to Troy today.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13066 on: September 07, 2012, 11:45:48 AM »
Red Kool Aid last week, blue Kool Aid this week. Watching the masses gleefully swallow the poison is a sad sight to behold.



Selam

I wish they'd just wake up and realize they are the exact same.  :-X

Indeed.


Selam

Red and Blue make Purple.  Everyone knows that the best kool-aid is Grape.

Come the Vamratocracy we shall mature as a nation and drink God-given wine rather than the Kool-AIDS we now suffer under.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13067 on: September 07, 2012, 11:56:11 AM »
Wait! It's a trap!
We all have an El Guapo to face. Be brave, and fight like lions!

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« Reply #13068 on: September 07, 2012, 10:44:07 PM »
I come home from dinner to find this to my sink.

http://twitpic.com/arj63d

Not really sure how to deal with this.

woah.....

Uh, I think that moving is the only option because that would seriously scare the crap out of me

If I weren't married I'd be right there with you. Fortunately, my wedding vows looked like this:



It's been a good system so far.
Went to a wedding in Troy Saturday. Spider-killing was indeed included in the vows.

Haha! That's amazing. Semi-related, we have to go to Troy today.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13069 on: September 09, 2012, 11:03:19 PM »
The new Wendy's girl in the commercials. The redhead. With green eyes. I like her. A lot.
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« Reply #13070 on: September 09, 2012, 11:45:27 PM »
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« Reply #13071 on: September 10, 2012, 01:35:19 AM »
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13072 on: September 10, 2012, 02:36:53 AM »
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« Reply #13073 on: September 10, 2012, 02:46:54 AM »


Awesome. Is that picture from Hong Kong?
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« Reply #13074 on: September 10, 2012, 12:35:26 PM »
Today I offer you Karelian pastries and pyörös.





I'm going to miss those when I move away from Karelia.

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« Reply #13075 on: September 10, 2012, 12:42:56 PM »
Awesome. Is that picture from Hong Kong?

Indeed.  Not sure where though, other than what seems to be a museum of sorts.
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« Reply #13076 on: September 10, 2012, 07:55:08 PM »
Forum is back?
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« Reply #13078 on: September 10, 2012, 09:23:48 PM »
I don't know why but I ROFL'd at this
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13079 on: September 14, 2012, 12:03:19 AM »
And they said last fall was the worst season for allergies on record.

Well this fall might top it.

I don't know if I am going to make it through this.

Back to falling asleep without knowing it and sleeping for nearly a day at a time.

Ugh.

Ever since last autumn I think I've had three months of not having some odd auto-immune thing triggered from that spell last fall.

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« Reply #13080 on: September 14, 2012, 01:19:26 AM »
And they said last fall was the worst season for allergies on record.

Well this fall might top it.

I don't know if I am going to make it through this.

Back to falling asleep without knowing it and sleeping for nearly a day at a time.

Ugh.

Ever since last autumn I think I've had three months of not having some odd auto-immune thing triggered from that spell last fall.

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« Reply #13081 on: September 14, 2012, 09:56:47 PM »
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13082 on: September 17, 2012, 08:55:06 AM »
I think I might be a hypochondriac. But then again, how can I really be sure?


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« Reply #13083 on: September 17, 2012, 09:03:47 AM »
I think I might be a hypochondriac. But then again, how can I really be sure?


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Hypochondria is rather easily diagnosed. 

1- Does sickness keep you from doing things.  Things can include work, seeing friends, leaving the house, etc.

2- Are you bleeding?

If you answered YES to 1 and NO to 2, there is a 95% chance you have hypochondria.  There is also a 5% chance you have a broken bone.

Now if you will excuse me, Dr. Vamrat is needed in the Fibromialgia ward.  Leeches and amputations all around!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #13084 on: September 17, 2012, 10:36:38 AM »
I think I might be a hypochondriac. But then again, how can I really be sure?
I just finished reading through a catalog of illnesses and recognize that there's only one disease in there that I don't have: hypochondria.
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« Reply #13085 on: September 17, 2012, 11:38:58 AM »
Met with the priest who will be doing my wedding. When we were leaving I accidently punched myself in the mouth with his fist while trying to kiss it. Quite funny. :laugh:
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« Reply #13086 on: September 17, 2012, 12:02:42 PM »
Met with the priest who will be doing my wedding. When we were leaving I accidently punched myself in the mouth with his fist while trying to kiss it. Quite funny. :laugh:

Lulz.  You got beaten down by a priest.
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« Reply #13087 on: September 17, 2012, 01:02:59 PM »
Met with the priest who will be doing my wedding. When we were leaving I accidently punched myself in the mouth with his fist while trying to kiss it. Quite funny. :laugh:
Happened to me as well, I still can't get over it lol
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« Reply #13088 on: September 17, 2012, 04:47:36 PM »
Met with the priest who will be doing my wedding. When we were leaving I accidently punched myself in the mouth with his fist while trying to kiss it. Quite funny. :laugh:

He was just saying he will get a John Woo on your arse if you'll turn out to be a bad husband ;)
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« Reply #13089 on: September 17, 2012, 06:24:24 PM »
Met with the priest who will be doing my wedding. When we were leaving I accidently punched myself in the mouth with his fist while trying to kiss it. Quite funny. :laugh:

Lulz.  You got beaten down by a priest.

I'm not ahamed, the priest is pretty big, like 6'4" 270-280 lbs big.  :D


Happened to me as well, I still can't get over it lol

Was it the priest at your parish? Atleast I don't have to see this priest that often. lol


He was just saying he will get a John Woo on your arse if you'll turn out to be a bad husband ;)

Mayhaps! As I said, this man is a giant. I think he could.  :laugh:
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« Reply #13090 on: September 18, 2012, 02:06:32 PM »
So, was I thinking, is Isa busy holding a picket sign these days? That would be the funniest thing ever.

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« Reply #13091 on: September 18, 2012, 02:18:57 PM »
So, was I thinking, is Isa busy holding a picket sign these days? That would be the funniest thing ever.

Been thinking the same thing myself.

Or if he boldly "crossed the line" to teach a class to the Young Republican's Club which is meeting off campus during this time to do a thorough reading of Ayn Rand.
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« Reply #13092 on: September 18, 2012, 02:20:36 PM »
So, was I thinking, is Isa busy holding a picket sign these days? That would be the funniest thing ever.
He's too busy overeating at Chik-Fil-A.
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« Reply #13093 on: September 18, 2012, 02:23:14 PM »
So, was I thinking, is Isa busy holding a picket sign these days? That would be the funniest thing ever.
He's too busy overeating at Chik-Fil-A.

Has he been in the union long enough to be drawing off the union strike fund?

I want to see his tax returns for next year.
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« Reply #13094 on: September 18, 2012, 02:39:24 PM »
So, was I thinking, is Isa busy holding a picket sign these days? That would be the funniest thing ever.
He's too busy overeating at Chik-Fil-A.

Has he been in the union long enough to be drawing off the union strike fund?

I want to see his tax returns for next year.
I believe his tax returns for next year are going on the next NASA missile.
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