I think I might be a hypochondriac. But then again, how can I really be sure?
Hypochondria is rather easily diagnosed.
1- Does sickness keep you from doing things. Things can include work, seeing friends, leaving the house, etc.
2- Are you bleeding?
If you answered YES to 1 and NO to 2, there is a 95% chance you have hypochondria. There is also a 5% chance you have a broken bone.
Now if you will excuse me, Dr. Vamrat is needed in the Fibromialgia ward. Leeches and amputations all around!