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« Reply #12420 on: July 05, 2012, 11:59:04 PM »

Ugh... they're forecasting that we're gonna get up to 104 degrees this Saturday...

It's finally going to start raining here, thank God.
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« Reply #12421 on: July 06, 2012, 12:00:33 AM »

Ugh... they're forecasting that we're gonna get up to 104 degrees this Saturday...

How unfortunate. Even where I live it'll be slightly cooler, where the high will be 100.
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« Reply #12422 on: July 06, 2012, 12:06:44 AM »

So I've had an epiphany. After years of wondering what I want to do with my life, I have decided that I want to become a pharmacist when I grow up. I love experimentation and I am great at getting down to all of the details. I think that these are good qualities for developing, creating and prescribing pharmaceuticals and this particular career is only growing. I was originally thinking of perhaps being a lawyer, but I know that there is heavy competition in that field right now and that they are gradually beginning to make less and less. But the market for pharmacists is growing and not many people are aware of the career. On median, they make about $98,000 a year and if I go into college knowing that I want this career, I can be a registered pharmacist in only six years opposed to the standard eight that most people have to train in order to get their career.
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« Reply #12423 on: July 06, 2012, 12:50:11 AM »

What's the policy on posting a link to personal blog posts? I just posted several pics of an old book I received there and wanted to share it with you guys.
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« Reply #12424 on: July 06, 2012, 12:58:35 AM »

So I've had an epiphany. After years of wondering what I want to do with my life, I have decided that I want to become a pharmacist when I grow up. I love experimentation and I am great at getting down to all of the details. I think that these are good qualities for developing, creating and prescribing pharmaceuticals and this particular career is only growing. I was originally thinking of perhaps being a lawyer, but I know that there is heavy competition in that field right now and that they are gradually beginning to make less and less. But the market for pharmacists is growing and not many people are aware of the career. On median, they make about $98,000 a year and if I go into college knowing that I want this career, I can be a registered pharmacist in only six years opposed to the standard eight that most people have to train in order to get their career.

That's awesome, James. Go do it! Sounds like a great choice.
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« Reply #12425 on: July 06, 2012, 01:00:15 AM »

Robots will replace pharmacists soon enough.
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« Reply #12426 on: July 06, 2012, 01:30:04 AM »

What's the policy on posting a link to personal blog posts? I just posted several pics of an old book I received there and wanted to share it with you guys.

As far as I know it's frowned upon if it's not related to a discussion... but you're discussing it.. hmm... I'd contact a mod and ask them before posting it...
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« Reply #12427 on: July 06, 2012, 01:32:47 AM »

What's the policy on posting a link to personal blog posts? I just posted several pics of an old book I received there and wanted to share it with you guys.

If you click on Profile --> Forum Profile Information --> Website URL

Then paste your blog URL there.

If you click on the globe to the left of this post, it takes you to my personal blog.
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« Reply #12428 on: July 06, 2012, 03:05:22 AM »

Robots will replace pharmacists soon enough.

Not research pharmacists.
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« Reply #12429 on: July 06, 2012, 03:13:58 AM »

Robots will replace pharmacists soon enough.

Not research pharmacists.
There is robotic assistants in research as well.

I for one welcome our robotic slaves, lets abolish mundanity.
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« Reply #12430 on: July 06, 2012, 04:31:49 AM »

I saw a Big Bang Theory episode today where Sheldon mentions in passing that the LHC has yet to isolate the Higgs boson particle.
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« Reply #12431 on: July 06, 2012, 05:20:19 AM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.
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« Reply #12432 on: July 06, 2012, 05:24:31 AM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

We've been all "encouraged" to do this via medias, no ?
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« Reply #12433 on: July 06, 2012, 05:27:36 AM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

We've been all "encouraged" to do this via medias, no ?
Well I was watching Dr. Drew on CNN and this guy was talking via Skype about how men will commit an extramarital affair and the excuse isn't a psychological problem, but rather natural because its biological.

Almost made me want to throw up. Of course it came from a man, no less.
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« Reply #12434 on: July 06, 2012, 05:31:17 AM »

Don't despair about men... even if sometimes is really disheartening !

But I've already heard this statement.. It's biological, so don't resist, it's normal...  Roll Eyes

Also due to the fact that from childhood you learn to let your desires gain the upper-hand on yourself. (but I know that's not new  Cheesy )
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« Reply #12435 on: July 06, 2012, 09:13:48 AM »

I deliver a daily morning paper - did that today no problem - and a weekly paper on Thursday afternoons. Usually the bundles of that paper arrive at my home by noon. It's now almost 1:45 and no sign of them. I won't be delivering those until well into the evening. Not going out in the heat! The paper is a free one, so I'd better not get any complaints about late delivery!

Did they ever come?
Yes, finally around 3:00. I didn't catch the driver for an explanation - it's not likely his fault, though. But it was way too hot to head out and deliver. I waited until about 7:30. By then, a lot of people had wandered back outside and it took over two hours to deliver (usually about 1 h 15 min). You have no idea how chatty the people are in my neighbourhood Cheesy.
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« Reply #12436 on: July 06, 2012, 09:20:52 AM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

We've been all "encouraged" to do this via medias, no ?
Well I was watching Dr. Drew on CNN and this guy was talking via Skype about how men will commit an extramarital affair and the excuse isn't a psychological problem, but rather natural because its biological.

Almost made me want to throw up. Of course it came from a man, no less.

It is natural and it is biological.  But neither of those things make it morally right.  Women try to find the best genes and get the man to stick around afterwards so that her progeny have a great chance at survival.  Even today with the single mother epidemic, they just find a different man - Uncle Sam - to raise their womb turds.  Men are biologically hardwired to use the shotgun approach - put as many little ones out as possible and some will surely have to survive!  Women do not have this option because they have to carry the kid for 9 months then due to cranium/exit size ratio the child cannot be abandoned for many years afterwards, probably puberty at least.

The thing with society is, we have made female breeding imperatives work because in the end, if her's doesn't work you won't have much of a population.  A woman will still try to pick the best man possible, but there always was the cultural goal that she pick quick (whilst still in her prime breeding years) or better yet, have a rational adult pick one for her, and then stick with the man rather than trying to find better and better genes for the next round of spawn - this enforced loyalty is a cultural reward for men to give up their mating prerogative, that they would enjoy the benefits of their sacrifice.

Modern hookup culture has perverted this.  Women put off child birth longer and longer.  All the while, many of them are still hooking up with men who display all the sexy traits (who all the while are exercising their natural prerogative) and then when it's time to breed (typically after or really close to the expiration date) find some beta provider to take care of them for a while before dumping them for the cash prizes that no-fault divorce allows for, and then letting Uncle Sam become the provider while they try to find a man more to the tastes they had in their twenties.


Luckily for humanity, enough men and women have bought into religion, or at least in to the former cultural norm, and are willing to use the tried and true methods of our civilized ancestors.  Without these methods (i.e. marriage) you would have a general degradation and eventual collapse of civilization.  As it is, you can see signs of this degradation all around you.

Lord have mercy.  Censeo, liberalism delenda est.
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« Reply #12437 on: July 06, 2012, 10:54:40 AM »

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« Reply #12438 on: July 06, 2012, 12:57:55 PM »

Today and tomorrow will be hot days.

Oh we are headed to 10 consecutive days of 100+F. Might end up getting 14 straight days of it.
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« Reply #12439 on: July 06, 2012, 01:05:48 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.
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« Reply #12440 on: July 06, 2012, 01:26:45 PM »

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« Reply #12441 on: July 06, 2012, 01:29:20 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.

From Second Chance's unfounded and continuous degrading speech about adolescents' "brains" and how it affects their behavior to this diddy, the naive materialism around here is a bit much as of late.

 
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« Reply #12442 on: July 06, 2012, 01:31:56 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.

From Second Chance's unfounded and continuous degrading speech about adolescents' "brains" and how it affects their behavior to this diddy, the naive materialism around here is a bit much as of late.

 

JamesR, sorry, I meant include everyone going down this path, especially those who took the time to wax at length on such matters.
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« Reply #12443 on: July 06, 2012, 01:45:26 PM »

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p.p.s. TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Long story short, another oc.net contest to lighten this place up or what?
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p.p.s. TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Long story short, another oc.net contest to lighten this place up or what?

Hellz yeah! 

I have an idear.  How many rich guys can ride a camel through the eye of a needle, upon the tip of which angels are dancing...bonus points for guess how many angels are dancing.  Also, how many angels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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« Reply #12445 on: July 06, 2012, 03:11:03 PM »

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Long story short, another oc.net contest to lighten this place up or what?
The one where the winner gets to choose your avatar and sig?

I hope so.
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« Reply #12446 on: July 06, 2012, 03:12:26 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.
This is BS.
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My air conditioner picked a swell time to stop working.  Sad
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« Reply #12448 on: July 06, 2012, 03:21:11 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.
This is BS.

Explain why. If men were meant to be monogomous then how come we can orgasm so fast whereas it takes a woman nine months to have a child? The reason is because we were designed to impregnate several women. If men were meant to be monogomous then wouldn't you think that we would only be able to orgasm every nine months to be on the same pace as our wife?
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« Reply #12449 on: July 06, 2012, 03:28:54 PM »

My air conditioner picked a swell time to stop working.  Sad

If it makes you feel any better, I don't have air conditioning either, just a ceiling fan and a moderate-sized oscillating fan.  angel
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« Reply #12450 on: July 06, 2012, 03:31:50 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.
This is BS.

Explain why. If men were meant to be monogomous then how come we can orgasm so fast whereas it takes a woman nine months to have a child? The reason is because we were designed to impregnate several women. If men were meant to be monogomous then wouldn't you think that we would only be able to orgasm every nine months to be on the same pace as our wife?

James speak for your own clock. Even at your age it was a chore.

And you know you can have sex with a pregnant woman. Shocking maybe. True yes. Pretty much until the water breaks, then you stop, unless you are German, then that is when it finally gets fun.

I am starting to believe the biology teacher I speaking with a few days ago who was saying that more than half her college class failed the human reproduction part of the exam.
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« Reply #12451 on: July 06, 2012, 03:32:05 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.
This is BS.

Explain why. If men were meant to be monogomous then how come we can orgasm so fast whereas it takes a woman nine months to have a child? The reason is because we were designed to impregnate several women. If men were meant to be monogomous then wouldn't you think that we would only be able to orgasm every nine months to be on the same pace as our wife?

How do you honestly connect a fast orgasm to a woman in 9 months of pregnancy then some how relate that back to us not being naturally monogomous.
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« Reply #12454 on: July 06, 2012, 05:36:20 PM »

I want to know why men think its a biological impulse to commit adultery.

Because it is. By our very nature we are not monogomous. Men were biologically designed to have several female partners. Hence why we can orgasm like every ten minutes whereas it takes nine months for one woman to have a child.
This is BS.

Explain why. If men were meant to be monogomous then how come we can orgasm so fast whereas it takes a woman nine months to have a child? The reason is because we were designed to impregnate several women. If men were meant to be monogomous then wouldn't you think that we would only be able to orgasm every nine months to be on the same pace as our wife?



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Here is another random post: my favorite drink is root beer.
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« Reply #12458 on: July 06, 2012, 05:48:07 PM »

Here is another random post: my favorite drink is root beer.

I like diet A&W sometimes...
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« Reply #12459 on: July 06, 2012, 05:54:42 PM »

If your favorite drink is anything other than this, you are wrong:

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« Reply #12460 on: July 06, 2012, 06:02:15 PM »

Here is another random post: my favorite drink is root beer.

I like diet A&W sometimes...

My favorite brand is Stewart's.
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« Reply #12461 on: July 06, 2012, 06:04:15 PM »

If you're root beer comes out of anything but a glass bottle you are also wrong.
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« Reply #12462 on: July 06, 2012, 06:05:25 PM »

Here is another random post: my favorite drink is root beer.

Coke or Dr. Pepper

Preferably with real sugar.

Although I love RC Cola from time to time.
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« Reply #12463 on: July 06, 2012, 06:07:47 PM »

Again if your Coca-Cola comes out of anything other than the glass mexican bottles you are wrong.
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« Reply #12464 on: July 06, 2012, 06:12:21 PM »

If you're root beer comes out of anything but a glass bottle you are also wrong.

I agree, though Barq's and Mug are good brands. Stewart's, my favorite brand, comes in a glass bottle though.
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