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« Reply #11835 on: May 07, 2012, 01:17:13 AM »

Part of me wants to start a website about stupid stuff celebrities say.
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« Reply #11836 on: May 07, 2012, 01:52:36 AM »

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« Reply #11837 on: May 08, 2012, 10:17:01 AM »

Part of me wants to start a website about stupid stuff celebrities say.

If you don't start a website, you should at least start a thread.  Wink
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« Reply #11838 on: May 08, 2012, 01:44:49 PM »

'Aren't Buffalo Wings buffalo meat?'-Jessica Simpson
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« Reply #11839 on: May 08, 2012, 08:18:30 PM »

'Aren't Buffalo Wings buffalo meat?'-Jessica Simpson

No, but bison is AMAZING!
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« Reply #11840 on: May 08, 2012, 10:26:35 PM »

'Aren't Buffalo Wings buffalo meat?'-Jessica Simpson

No, but bison is AMAZING!
I second this.
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« Reply #11841 on: May 08, 2012, 11:07:28 PM »

I just had some delicious Outback for dinner.  Then I got home and checked the calories...  I should just eat thallium.  Same effect, just gets it done quicker.
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« Reply #11842 on: May 08, 2012, 11:28:04 PM »

I just had some delicious Outback for dinner.  Then I got home and checked the calories...  I should just eat thallium.  Same effect, just gets it done quicker.

Why would you ruin Outback by checking calories?  Sad
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« Reply #11843 on: May 09, 2012, 01:25:43 AM »

I just had some delicious Outback for dinner.  Then I got home and checked the calories...  I should just eat thallium.  Same effect, just gets it done quicker.

Why would you ruin Outback by checking calories?  Sad

Because I am a lardasstic creature that most women won't even break the seventh commandment with vicariously.  I am in the process of changing that.
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« Reply #11844 on: May 09, 2012, 10:56:25 AM »

I just had some delicious Outback for dinner.  Then I got home and checked the calories...  I should just eat thallium.  Same effect, just gets it done quicker.

Why would you ruin Outback by checking calories?  Sad

Because I am a lardasstic creature that most women won't even break the seventh commandment with vicariously.  I am in the process of changing that.

Be lovely to yourself.

I track calories with My Fitness Pal... But I don't think I would have the heart to see the havoc Outback wreaks.
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« Reply #11845 on: May 09, 2012, 11:19:19 AM »

I just had some delicious Outback for dinner.  Then I got home and checked the calories...  I should just eat thallium.  Same effect, just gets it done quicker.

Why would you ruin Outback by checking calories?  Sad

Because I am a lardasstic creature that most women won't even break the seventh commandment with vicariously.  I am in the process of changing that.

Be lovely to yourself.

I track calories with My Fitness Pal... But I don't think I would have the heart to see the havoc Outback wreaks.

It's pretty havocy.  I have rechristened the Blooming Onion the Blooming Aorta Failure.  But darn is it good! 
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« Reply #11846 on: May 09, 2012, 12:02:22 PM »

I just had some delicious Outback for dinner.  Then I got home and checked the calories...  I should just eat thallium.  Same effect, just gets it done quicker.

Why would you ruin Outback by checking calories?  Sad

Because I am a lardasstic creature that most women won't even break the seventh commandment with vicariously.  I am in the process of changing that.

Be lovely to yourself.

I track calories with My Fitness Pal... But I don't think I would have the heart to see the havoc Outback wreaks.

It's pretty havocy.  I have rechristened the Blooming Onion the Blooming Aorta Failure.  But darn is it good! 

It is soooo good. I haven't had Outback in many a year.
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« Reply #11847 on: May 09, 2012, 12:30:04 PM »

Just saw that someone reported me to a moderator for a silly comment that hurt his overly-pious nous .Cheer up and grow up man, whoever you are!
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« Reply #11848 on: May 09, 2012, 01:29:45 PM »

Just saw that someone reported me to a moderator for a silly comment that hurt his overly-pious nous .Cheer up and grow up man, whoever you are!

Wasn't me.  I've only reported one person to a moderator because I wanted to see what it would do.  It told me that you cannot report yourself, as that would be silly.  I actually had said a naughty word in that post, but all the same, it's good to see that the admins have a strong anti-self-narcing policy in place!
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« Reply #11849 on: May 09, 2012, 01:37:41 PM »

Just saw that someone reported me to a moderator for a silly comment that hurt his overly-pious nous .Cheer up and grow up man, whoever you are!

At least you're not whining about it.
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« Reply #11850 on: May 09, 2012, 01:43:54 PM »

Just saw that someone reported me to a moderator for a silly comment that hurt his overly-pious nous .Cheer up and grow up man, whoever you are!

Wasn't me.  I've only reported one person to a moderator because I wanted to see what it would do.  It told me that you cannot report yourself, as that would be silly.  I actually had said a naughty word in that post, but all the same, it's good to see that the admins have a strong anti-self-narcing policy in place!

I tried reporting myself once as well. I love self-reference.

The greatest ever was when Netflix had "friends" and would give you metrics about their viewing habits.

You could actually "friend" yourself and learn stuff about your own via habits.

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« Reply #11851 on: May 09, 2012, 01:45:05 PM »

Just saw that someone reported me to a moderator for a silly comment that hurt his overly-pious nous .Cheer up and grow up man, whoever you are!

At least you're not whining about it.

He is giving comfort and spreading glad tidings to the downtrodden.
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« Reply #11852 on: May 09, 2012, 02:15:23 PM »

Starbucks gave me food poisoning Sad Word of advice, when the new, kind of stupid brewster says 'um sir I kinda had trouble making your frap, it may taste funny.' request a new one instead of trying to be polite and just accepting that one.
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« Reply #11853 on: May 09, 2012, 02:26:47 PM »

Starbucks gave me food poisoning Sad Word of advice, when the new, kind of stupid brewster says 'um sir I kinda had trouble making your frap, it may taste funny.' request a new one instead of trying to be polite and just accepting that one.

Dangit, James, when I said earlier that eating thallium had the same effect as eating unhealthy foods I wasn't suggesting you actually go out and do it!

EDIT - I should mention, this is a joke too.  Thallium is tasteless.
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« Reply #11854 on: May 09, 2012, 03:29:47 PM »

Dangit. My softball game got cancelled tonight... Why!?!?  Of all the days it could rain....
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« Reply #11855 on: May 09, 2012, 03:32:00 PM »

Dangit. My softball game got cancelled tonight... Why!?!?  Of all the days it could rain....

Do you really need a reason to drink that badly?

If according Sam Clemens that golf is a good walk spoiled, then certainly, softball is a good drunk spoiled.

Have one dozen for me.

Cheers!
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« Reply #11856 on: May 09, 2012, 03:37:17 PM »

Dangit. My softball game got cancelled tonight... Why!?!?  Of all the days it could rain....

Do you really need a reason to drink that badly?

If according Sam Clemens that golf is a good walk spoiled, then certainly, softball is a good drunk spoiled.

Have one dozen for me.

Cheers!

Being drunk and playing softball is one of the best things to do on this planet.
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« Reply #11857 on: May 09, 2012, 10:26:57 PM »

What a thrilling Wednesday night...
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« Reply #11858 on: May 09, 2012, 11:28:15 PM »

What a thrilling Wednesday night...

Care to share?

I just played pool.
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« Reply #11859 on: May 09, 2012, 11:32:18 PM »

What a thrilling Wednesday night...

Care to share?

I just played pool.

I was a ringer for trivia night at some bar and brought the marriage of pro wrestling drama and trash talk with knowing stupid stuff to pull off beating of an ugly rival.
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« Reply #11860 on: May 09, 2012, 11:34:47 PM »

What a thrilling Wednesday night...

Care to share?

I just played pool.

You win! Pool is fun. I was being sarcastic. It's a dull day here.
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« Reply #11861 on: May 10, 2012, 02:43:58 AM »

Starbucks gave me food poisoning Sad Word of advice, when the new, kind of stupid brewster says 'um sir I kinda had trouble making your frap, it may taste funny.' request a new one instead of trying to be polite and just accepting that one.


That sucks. Starbucks is usually on top of it better than that.


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« Reply #11862 on: May 10, 2012, 06:28:31 AM »

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« Reply #11863 on: May 10, 2012, 10:41:05 AM »

Starbucks gave me food poisoning Sad Word of advice, when the new, kind of stupid brewster says 'um sir I kinda had trouble making your frap, it may taste funny.' request a new one instead of trying to be polite and just accepting that one.


That sucks. Starbucks is usually on top of it better than that.


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I had a buddy who made me a frap one time at starbucks.  He always made me free drinks, but this time he came out with this green, sludgy lookin thing.  He was famous for making his "experimental" frapps when the store wasnt busy to share with his co-wokers, but I had never had one until this one.  He literally put everything he could find it in, including a pack of almonds that was for sale by the register.  Not just the almonds though... but the WHOLE package.  I was pulling plastic out of my teeth for a week and I only tried one sip!
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« Reply #11864 on: May 10, 2012, 10:49:16 AM »

Starbucks gave me food poisoning Sad Word of advice, when the new, kind of stupid brewster says 'um sir I kinda had trouble making your frap, it may taste funny.' request a new one instead of trying to be polite and just accepting that one.


That sucks. Starbucks is usually on top of it better than that.


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I had a buddy who made me a frap one time at starbucks.  He always made me free drinks, but this time he came out with this green, sludgy lookin thing.  He was famous for making his "experimental" frapps when the store wasnt busy to share with his co-wokers, but I had never had one until this one.  He literally put everything he could find it in, including a pack of almonds that was for sale by the register.  Not just the almonds though... but the WHOLE package.  I was pulling plastic out of my teeth for a week and I only tried one sip!

That sounds... delicious.  Shocked
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« Reply #11865 on: May 10, 2012, 10:58:09 AM »

Starbucks gave me food poisoning Sad Word of advice, when the new, kind of stupid brewster says 'um sir I kinda had trouble making your frap, it may taste funny.' request a new one instead of trying to be polite and just accepting that one.


That sucks. Starbucks is usually on top of it better than that.


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I had a buddy who made me a frap one time at starbucks.  He always made me free drinks, but this time he came out with this green, sludgy lookin thing.  He was famous for making his "experimental" frapps when the store wasnt busy to share with his co-wokers, but I had never had one until this one.  He literally put everything he could find it in, including a pack of almonds that was for sale by the register.  Not just the almonds though... but the WHOLE package.  I was pulling plastic out of my teeth for a week and I only tried one sip!

That sounds... delicious.  Shocked

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« Reply #11866 on: May 10, 2012, 08:14:44 PM »

Just saw that someone reported me to a moderator for a silly comment that hurt his overly-pious nous .Cheer up and grow up man, whoever you are!

Seeing that slap on the wrist brought a little joy to my heart.
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« Reply #11867 on: May 10, 2012, 08:18:22 PM »

Just saw that someone reported me to a moderator for a silly comment that hurt his overly-pious nous .Cheer up and grow up man, whoever you are!

Seeing that slap on the wrist brought a little joy to my heart.

It might keep him from going gay.
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« Reply #11868 on: May 10, 2012, 11:34:21 PM »

I will no longer be posting on OC.net.

I just wanted to apologize to all the people I have met here over the years.  I wanted to apologize because I have been a liar.  A charlatan. 

In my numerous posts regarding relationships...which I realize have been taking up a disproportionate amount of my posting effort...I have always passed myself off as the kind of man that women would want to be with.  A good guy, so to say.  I have always prided myself on not being one of those guys who think a woman's only place is Kinder, Kuche, Kirke.  I have been lying to all of you.

Any woman I end up with will have to spend a large portion of her time in the kitchen.

Primarily in a supervisory role.

What I'm trying to say is, tonight I messed up a hard boiled egg.
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« Reply #11869 on: May 10, 2012, 11:43:48 PM »

A hard boiled egg? Did you burn the water?  Wink

Unrelated, but look what I found:



I must have it.
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« Reply #11870 on: May 10, 2012, 11:45:48 PM »

vamrat ROFL. Man you guys are turning this forum into a comedy one with all the funny posts as of late.
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« Reply #11871 on: May 11, 2012, 12:27:50 AM »

A hard boiled egg? Did you burn the water?  Wink

Unrelated, but look what I found:



I must have it.

I set it on fire...

Just kidding.  I dropped it into the water a bit to hard (shouting "hurdy gurdy gurdy gur" the whole while) and it cracked, spewing forth the yummy white bits to float about in the water.  All things considered, it didn't taste all that bad, despite only being half an egg in a shell by the time I was done with it.

As to your pic...I LOVE Red Bull.  I actually like the flavour.  I used to drink one every morning...but alas, I am on a diet now...
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« Reply #11872 on: May 11, 2012, 12:31:20 AM »

I drink the sugar free Red Bull! Only 15 calories a can, and it tastes just as good IMO. Or, they have a new zero calorie version that is also quite tasty.

All the wings, none of the calories (just super healthy aspartame  Roll Eyes )!
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« Reply #11873 on: May 11, 2012, 12:32:17 AM »

I drink the sugar free Red Bull! Only 15 calories a can, and it tastes just as good IMO. Or, they have a new zero calorie version that is also quite tasty.

All the wings, none of the calories (just super healthy aspartame  Roll Eyes )!

Really?

I've been trying to wean myself off the blue V ...
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« Reply #11874 on: May 11, 2012, 12:41:19 AM »

I drink the sugar free Red Bull! Only 15 calories a can, and it tastes just as good IMO. Or, they have a new zero calorie version that is also quite tasty.

All the wings, none of the calories (just super healthy aspartame  Roll Eyes )!

Ugh.  I have a very (very) dirty joke about diet soda, but I won't post it in public.  I have pretty much restricted my drinking to black coffee, water, and beer in semi-moderation...
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« Reply #11875 on: May 11, 2012, 12:51:03 AM »

I drink the sugar free Red Bull! Only 15 calories a can, and it tastes just as good IMO. Or, they have a new zero calorie version that is also quite tasty.

All the wings, none of the calories (just super healthy aspartame  Roll Eyes )!

Really?

I've been trying to wean myself off the blue V ...

Yes. The newest Red Bull (called Total Zero) has a... fruitier?... taste than the original, but not in a bad way. And the sugar free is just as good (better, I think) as the original.

I drink the sugar free Red Bull! Only 15 calories a can, and it tastes just as good IMO. Or, they have a new zero calorie version that is also quite tasty.

All the wings, none of the calories (just super healthy aspartame  Roll Eyes )!

Ugh.  I have a very (very) dirty joke about diet soda, but I won't post it in public.  I have pretty much restricted my drinking to black coffee, water, and beer in semi-moderation...

PM me your joke. Inquiring minds and all that.

Black coffee is the way to go, although I do take mine with a sugar. As for beer, as long as it's not Bud Lite Lime, I won't judge you. If it's Rolling Rock, I give you an approving nod.
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« Reply #11876 on: May 11, 2012, 12:54:05 AM »

on the topic of 'healthier' energy drink options, Monster Absolute Zero is great, IMO
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« Reply #11877 on: May 11, 2012, 12:56:45 AM »

on the topic of 'healthier' energy drink options, Monster Absolute Zero is great, IMO

I tried a Monster once, and I thought it tasted like play-dough.

But that was years ago. Perhaps another try is in order.
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« Reply #11878 on: May 11, 2012, 12:58:59 AM »

on the topic of 'healthier' energy drink options, Monster Absolute Zero is great, IMO

I tried a Monster once, and I thought it tasted like play-dough.

But that was years ago. Perhaps another try is in order.

try the one i mentioned. the regular ones taste like sugary, calorie-infused gasoline mixed with carbonation.
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« Reply #11879 on: May 11, 2012, 01:00:56 AM »

on the topic of 'healthier' energy drink options, Monster Absolute Zero is great, IMO

I tried a Monster once, and I thought it tasted like play-dough.

But that was years ago. Perhaps another try is in order.

try the one i mentioned. the regular ones taste like sugary, calorie-infused gasoline mixed with carbonation.

Okay, I will. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the regular ones were gross.
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