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« Reply #11475 on: April 04, 2012, 05:36:45 AM »

I am extremely intoxicated.

Me too. I'm starting to get fairly fed up with Vegan food.
Wine, Wine, Wine.
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« Reply #11476 on: April 05, 2012, 03:32:02 PM »

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« Reply #11477 on: April 05, 2012, 04:47:31 PM »

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« Reply #11478 on: April 05, 2012, 05:41:52 PM »

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« Reply #11479 on: April 05, 2012, 05:43:39 PM »

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« Reply #11480 on: April 06, 2012, 01:20:58 AM »

How geeks had fun torturing their geek friends 20 years ago...

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« Reply #11481 on: April 06, 2012, 01:31:45 AM »

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« Reply #11482 on: April 06, 2012, 01:33:29 AM »

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« Reply #11483 on: April 06, 2012, 04:43:40 AM »

Now this is random. I found an Ethiopian Baptismal cross from my girlfriend's chest of drawers. Since my own Baptismal cross's it's nice to have another one until I get it repaired.
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« Reply #11484 on: April 06, 2012, 03:46:57 PM »

Now this is random. I found an Ethiopian Baptismal cross from my girlfriend's chest of drawers. Since my own Baptismal cross's it's nice to have another one until I get it repaired.

You can has mine.

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« Reply #11485 on: April 06, 2012, 06:11:20 PM »

Anyone here ever been to Jerusalem?
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« Reply #11486 on: April 06, 2012, 07:06:58 PM »

Anyone here ever been to Jerusalem?

I had a dream once where i did, and i met that one fella' that everyone on this forum likes.
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« Reply #11487 on: April 06, 2012, 07:33:11 PM »

Hooray! Hooray! This Sunday is the chocolate bunny sale at my parish! Stock up!   Cheesy
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« Reply #11488 on: April 06, 2012, 08:59:15 PM »

Anyone here ever been to Jerusalem?

No, but someday I would like to.
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« Reply #11489 on: April 07, 2012, 07:15:11 AM »

Anyone here ever been to Jerusalem?

o/

Now this is random. I found an Ethiopian Baptismal cross from my girlfriend's chest of drawers. Since my own Baptismal cross's it's nice to have another one until I get it repaired.

You can has mine.

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« Reply #11490 on: April 07, 2012, 12:58:34 PM »

It looks sunny outside today.
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« Reply #11491 on: April 07, 2012, 07:52:10 PM »

NVM.
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« Reply #11492 on: April 07, 2012, 07:59:31 PM »

Anyone here ever been to Jerusalem?

One could argue that in my Protestant days I was so focused on such things that my mind was in the same general space that the minds of people living in Jerusalem occupy. That's as close as I've come, though.
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« Reply #11493 on: April 07, 2012, 08:22:58 PM »

I'm going to have to go out to get some food and soda from Walmart. But the Pirates are on and I want to listen to them. On the other hand, I can listen in the car. But what if the reception isn't good? Or what if I have to sit in the parking lot listening? But I'm just sitting here listening anyway? I've been putting off my reading. I'm hungry. I have diet Sunkist in front of me. I think I'll go to the store. If I can't listen to the Pirates, well somehow I'll muddle through the rest of my life. But now I wonder... should I buy a new game while I'm at Walmart? Perhaps. But that's money. Money I don't have. Well technically I have but I'm supposed to be saving it. What will I do?
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« Reply #11494 on: April 07, 2012, 09:03:54 PM »

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Beat the clock
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Tick, tock
I can't let time win
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« Reply #11495 on: April 08, 2012, 11:19:46 AM »

Another sunny day.
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« Reply #11496 on: April 08, 2012, 11:21:11 AM »

Another sunny day.

I hope you don't live in Philadelphia.
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« Reply #11497 on: April 08, 2012, 11:44:54 AM »

Another sunny day.

I hope you don't live in Philadelphia.

No, I live in North Carolina (I'm from Rhode Island, though).
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« Reply #11498 on: April 08, 2012, 11:49:02 AM »

I am extremely intoxicated.

Me too. I'm starting to get fairly fed up with Vegan food.
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« Reply #11499 on: April 08, 2012, 11:49:26 AM »

Another sunny day.

I hope you don't live in Philadelphia.

No, I live in North Carolina (I'm from Rhode Island, though).

Excellent
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« Reply #11500 on: April 08, 2012, 01:39:12 PM »

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« Reply #11501 on: April 08, 2012, 01:57:09 PM »

Another sunny day.

I hope you don't live in Philadelphia.

No, I live in North Carolina (I'm from Rhode Island, though).

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« Reply #11502 on: April 08, 2012, 03:41:57 PM »

Had the Ishtar get together earlier, got together with family, etc. Delicioso!
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« Reply #11503 on: April 08, 2012, 03:43:07 PM »

RC Grandmother: James, why didn't you go to Church today? It's like the main day.
Me: My Church doesn't celebrate Easter until next week, we use an older calendar. But happy Easter anyway!
RC Grandmother: Oh yeah, you follow a different religion and don't believe in Easter, oh well.
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So why didn't you go to Church? It's Sunday - and Palm Sunday at that.
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« Reply #11504 on: April 08, 2012, 04:04:02 PM »

So after lunch/dinner today my 7 year old Nephew pulls out his iPod and asks me what I want to hear.

"Got any Megadeth?" I joked.

He confusedly laughed and giggled "Huh? No!!!  I only have kids music!"

"Oh," I replied, "Got the theme song from Ducktales?" 

"What?"   

"Um... He-man? G.I. Joe? Transformers?"

"Um... no... I have Lady Gaga... Katy Perry..."  (I don't remember the other names).

Since when did Katy Perry and Lady Gaga become kids music?  Cheesy 
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« Reply #11505 on: April 08, 2012, 06:10:19 PM »

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« Reply #11506 on: April 08, 2012, 07:56:16 PM »

RC Grandmother: James, why didn't you go to Church today? It's like the main day.
Me: My Church doesn't celebrate Easter until next week, we use an older calendar. But happy Easter anyway!
RC Grandmother: Oh yeah, you follow a different religion and don't believe in Easter, oh well.
Me: -_-
So why didn't you go to Church? It's Sunday - and Palm Sunday at that.

The fact that I still do not have my license, my Protestant parents are the ones who I rely on to take me to Church and they did not want to take me to Church in the morning on western Easter, which they celebrate.
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« Reply #11507 on: April 08, 2012, 08:04:20 PM »

RC Grandmother: James, why didn't you go to Church today? It's like the main day.
Me: My Church doesn't celebrate Easter until next week, we use an older calendar. But happy Easter anyway!
RC Grandmother: Oh yeah, you follow a different religion and don't believe in Easter, oh well.
Me: -_-
So why didn't you go to Church? It's Sunday - and Palm Sunday at that.

The fact that I still do not have my license, my Protestant parents are the ones who I rely on to take me to Church and they did not want to take me to Church in the morning on western Easter, which they celebrate.

Should've gone with them. They may have reciprocated.  Smiley
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« Reply #11508 on: April 08, 2012, 10:24:14 PM »

Tuned into a random AM station while driving and heard Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler". Life is good.
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« Reply #11509 on: April 09, 2012, 05:46:41 PM »

LULWUT?

Rarely have I found one person so repulsive and yet so attractive. I is being confused.
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« Reply #11510 on: April 09, 2012, 06:55:32 PM »

LULWUT?

Rarely have I found one person so repulsive and yet so attractive. I is being confused.

How do you find this stuff?
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« Reply #11511 on: April 09, 2012, 09:45:26 PM »

It's pretty warm tonight.
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« Reply #11512 on: April 09, 2012, 09:55:06 PM »

LULWUT?

Rarely have I found one person so repulsive and yet so attractive. I is being confused.

How do you find this stuff?

I haven't had sex in several years... my online boob-detector is quite sensitive at this point  Smiley
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« Reply #11513 on: April 09, 2012, 10:49:07 PM »

LULWUT?

Rarely have I found one person so repulsive and yet so attractive. I is being confused.
I've felt the same way about her. I find I can watch her videos for hours on end so long as she's not singing. Especially the one where she does push-ups.
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« Reply #11514 on: April 10, 2012, 05:07:36 AM »

I want to ask my Priest my questions about free-will but I am afraid that if I do he will delay my Baptism and extend my catechism even longer because he'll think I'm not ready. What do I do?
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« Reply #11515 on: April 10, 2012, 08:53:55 AM »

I want to ask my Priest my questions about free-will but I am afraid that if I do he will delay my Baptism and extend my catechism even longer because he'll think I'm not ready. What do I do?

You ask your priest questions about free-will.
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« Reply #11516 on: April 10, 2012, 09:34:47 AM »

I want to ask my Priest my questions about free-will but I am afraid that if I do he will delay my Baptism and extend my catechism even longer because he'll think I'm not ready. What do I do?
Ask your priest the questions you want to ask, and don't worry about how he will respond.
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« Reply #11517 on: April 10, 2012, 09:36:48 AM »

I want to ask my Priest my questions about free-will but I am afraid that if I do he will delay my Baptism and extend my catechism even longer because he'll think I'm not ready. What do I do?

You have been raising some interesting questions James.

When are you to be received?

It seems not uncommon that the more "intellectual" of catechumens tend to really fret over certain theological issues before their reception.

I know I did.

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« Reply #11518 on: April 10, 2012, 02:38:36 PM »

When are you to be received?

I was supposed to be received this Holy Saturday but my Priest delayed it because he wants me to attend Church more and 'participate' in the Holy life of the Church more often. He's taking it at a slow pace because I cannot attend as often as I would like because I'm dependent on my parents to take me to Church. I'm afraid now that if I ask him about a bunch of questions and doubts I am having, he will dely it even longer.
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« Reply #11519 on: April 10, 2012, 02:42:00 PM »

When are you to be received?

I was supposed to be received this Holy Saturday but my Priest delayed it because he wants me to attend Church more and 'participate' in the Holy life of the Church more often. He's taking it at a slow pace because I cannot attend as often as I would like because I'm dependent on my parents to take me to Church. I'm afraid now that if I ask him about a bunch of questions and doubts I am having, he will dely it even longer.

This is what I figured from some of your posts. I'll return later tonight perhaps to put up a tentative "answer" to the question in your one thread about Free Will and the like. I didn't want to go in assuming the above was the case and give offense by my answer.

Your situation and your question are tied together.

Hang in there buddy.

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