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« Reply #10395 on: October 18, 2011, 08:23:02 PM »

This White Castle ignorance is horrifying. Absolutely horrifying.

I can't have any but am considering asking the family to bring down a sack of them, cold, when they come for Thanksgiving. That's got to be better than nothing.
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« Reply #10396 on: October 19, 2011, 12:03:22 AM »

I know what White Castle is.  I just didn't put WC and White Castle together and I thought of every sexual innuendo possible and was still at a loss, so I asked.
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« Reply #10397 on: October 19, 2011, 12:07:00 AM »

The White Castle in the frozen section is the most putrid tasting thing ever.
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« Reply #10398 on: October 19, 2011, 12:21:26 AM »

I know what White Castle is.  I just didn't put WC and White Castle together and I thought of every sexual innuendo possible and was still at a loss, so I asked.
LOL! Yes, orthonorm was hungry and jonesing for "WCs" (whatever they are) and Dominos Pizza in the same sentence.  Tongue laugh

And Achronos, I kind of agree. I'll take it over nothing in a pinch, but there is nothing like fresh, hot, oily WC....
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« Reply #10399 on: October 19, 2011, 12:26:28 AM »

I've never been to a state that has had a WC.

I'm so deprived. I need to do a Harold and Kumar.

Fun fact: I think In-N-Out is overrated. Ready for blasphemy in 3..2..1..
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« Reply #10400 on: October 19, 2011, 05:48:42 AM »

"Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little." -- Gore Vidal
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« Reply #10402 on: October 19, 2011, 06:11:33 AM »

"He said, 'I was looking for my burrow owl.'" - the Dead Milkmen
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« Reply #10403 on: October 19, 2011, 07:26:29 AM »

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« Reply #10404 on: October 19, 2011, 07:27:43 AM »

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« Reply #10405 on: October 19, 2011, 07:29:40 AM »

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“And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, ''I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?''” -Nietzsche

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« Reply #10406 on: October 19, 2011, 09:33:00 AM »

"He said, 'I was looking for my burrow owl.'" - the Dead Milkmen

You win.

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« Reply #10407 on: October 19, 2011, 10:32:23 PM »

I didn't want to start a separate thread for this, but Mr. Ismi and I met with our future sponsors tonight.  Smiley They were great. I had only spoken to them for 20 minutes or so at a time before this, but we got to know them even more and some of the parallels between both couples are pretty astounding. Who knew?

Bringing my chrismation one step closer! I'm very excited!  Cheesy

In other news, I'll probably be up working until 2.  Undecided

Anyway, thank you all for your prayers in the thread I started in the prayer forum. SO excited to become Orthodox and I look forward to having a good relationship with them.
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« Reply #10408 on: October 19, 2011, 10:38:14 PM »

Congrats!  And yes, you will be working until 2 if you keep posting here. Smiley



I didn't want to start a separate thread for this, but Mr. Ismi and I met with our future sponsors tonight.  Smiley They were great. I had only spoken to them for 20 minutes or so at a time before this, but we got to know them even more and some of the parallels between both couples are pretty astounding. Who knew?

Bringing my chrismation one step closer! I'm very excited!  Cheesy

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Fun fact: I think In-N-Out is overrated. Ready for blasphemy in 3..2..1..

You speak truth amongst a sea of heretics. 
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Fun fact: I think In-N-Out is overrated. Ready for blasphemy in 3..2..1..

You speak truth amongst a sea of heretics. 
You a burger afficianado? What's the best burger you ever had and where? Making it from home doesn't count either.
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Fun fact: I think In-N-Out is overrated. Ready for blasphemy in 3..2..1..

You speak truth amongst a sea of heretics. 
You a burger afficianado? What's the best burger you ever had and where? Making it from home doesn't count either.

Not, not an aficionado.   Don't eat much beef at all actually.  Actually didn't eat it at all until relatively recently.  However, every one was raving about "In-N-Out", so I figured I would try it.  I was disgusted.  The bun tasted like grease, completely overwhelming.  I couldn't taste the meat in the burger.  Oh, and the french fries tasted like play-doh.  I had a good burger at some restaurant on Third Street in Santa Monica, but don't remember the name of the place. The best burger from a place I can remember would have to be "Farmer Boys".   
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« Reply #10412 on: October 19, 2011, 11:09:52 PM »

In-N-Outs burgers are definietly covered in grease, esp the bun. Honestly I liked the fries the best there but the burger was wildly overhyped.

Cheeseburgers used to be my favorite item. I would get a CB even from Red Lobster when they had it, I was obssesed.

Best burger I ever had was surprisingly from a chain restuarant by the name of Fudruckers. Perfection. Too bad they closed near my location.
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« Reply #10413 on: October 19, 2011, 11:15:06 PM »

Actually I lied. The Cherry Cricket has the best burger ever.
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« Reply #10414 on: October 19, 2011, 11:15:32 PM »

Oh one last thing:

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You and my gf both
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« Reply #10415 on: October 19, 2011, 11:17:56 PM »

In-N-Outs burgers are definietly covered in grease, esp the bun. Honestly I liked the fries the best there but the burger was wildly overhyped.

Cheeseburgers used to be my favorite item. I would get a CB even from Red Lobster when they had it, I was obssesed.

Best burger I ever had was surprisingly from a chain restuarant by the name of Fudruckers. Perfection. Too bad they closed near my location.
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« Reply #10416 on: October 19, 2011, 11:20:46 PM »

Fuddruckers?!  Wow, I forgot about that place.  Yeah, they have good burgers. 
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« Reply #10417 on: October 20, 2011, 12:14:16 AM »

In-N-Outs burgers are definietly covered in grease, esp the bun. Honestly I liked the fries the best there but the burger was wildly overhyped.

Cheeseburgers used to be my favorite item. I would get a CB even from Red Lobster when they had it, I was obssesed.

Best burger I ever had was surprisingly from a chain restuarant by the name of Fudruckers. Perfection. Too bad they closed near my location.
Fuddruckers... Not the name you want to get mixed up in a Spoonerism... Cool

Indeed ...

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« Reply #10418 on: October 20, 2011, 12:18:45 AM »

Oh one last thing:

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You and my gf both
It's a total compulsion. Every .0001 seconds, I can't help exaggerating.
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« Reply #10419 on: October 20, 2011, 12:21:23 AM »

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It's a total compulsion. Every .0001 seconds, I can't help exaggerating.
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« Reply #10420 on: October 20, 2011, 12:24:38 AM »

In-N-Outs burgers are definietly covered in grease, esp the bun. Honestly I liked the fries the best there but the burger was wildly overhyped.

Cheeseburgers used to be my favorite item. I would get a CB even from Red Lobster when they had it, I was obssesed.

Best burger I ever had was surprisingly from a chain restuarant by the name of Fudruckers. Perfection. Too bad they closed near my location.
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It's a total compulsion. Every .0001 seconds, I can't help exaggerating.

I hate it when my gf says the apartment looks disgusting or needs cleaning when there are like 4 loose leaf papers on the table and a coat over a chair, and that's it.
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« Reply #10421 on: October 20, 2011, 12:30:01 AM »

Oh one last thing:

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You and my gf both
It's a total compulsion. Every .0001 seconds, I can't help exaggerating.
You like to be in a Tall Tales exhibition?
That's the only tall part about me! 5'3" and exaggerating her tuz off.

LOL Achronos, she is not an exaggerator. She is a clean freak. Shape up! Wink

I like to think that my exaggerations are completely off the chart, so as to alert people that, HELLO, I AM STRETCHING THE TRUTH. Ex: "I was so hungry that I ate like 30282 burgers for lunch!" If you don't know that the statement is not factually true, you need help.

However, when I'm at a doctor's office or a job interview, or speaking very candidly to a friend, I need to bite my tongue and think before I speak.

Wish I could shake the nasty habit.
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« Reply #10422 on: October 20, 2011, 04:56:08 AM »

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« Reply #10423 on: October 20, 2011, 05:57:56 AM »

I didn't want to start a separate thread for this, but Mr. Ismi and I met with our future sponsors tonight.  Smiley They were great. I had only spoken to them for 20 minutes or so at a time before this, but we got to know them even more and some of the parallels between both couples are pretty astounding. Who knew?

Bringing my chrismation one step closer! I'm very excited!  Cheesy

In other news, I'll probably be up working until 2.  Undecided

Anyway, thank you all for your prayers in the thread I started in the prayer forum. SO excited to become Orthodox and I look forward to having a good relationship with them.

Mazel tov! Lucky you.  Smiley
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« Reply #10424 on: October 20, 2011, 06:25:13 AM »

No-one got my Rudd joke!
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« Reply #10425 on: October 20, 2011, 07:40:21 AM »

No-one got my Rudd joke!
Flew over this Ammurican's head.  Smiley

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« Reply #10426 on: October 20, 2011, 09:13:58 AM »

No-one got my Rudd joke!

I got it!  I am generally pretty good with my foreign dignitaries.
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« Reply #10427 on: October 20, 2011, 05:42:30 PM »

Tomorrow evening I'm going to be modelling men's clothing at a dinner & fashion show fundraiser for breast cancer research.

I suppose I'll have to go to confession Sunday morning for parading around in front of about 300 women (and maybe a dozen men) who really didn't come for the food Roll Eyes.

Won't have to confess anything to my wife, though. She's modelling too, and is right in front of me in the line (and of course, she's the one who roped me into it  Cheesy).
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« Reply #10428 on: October 20, 2011, 05:47:58 PM »

Tomorrow evening I'm going to be modelling men's clothing at a dinner & fashion show fundraiser for breast cancer research.

I suppose I'll have to go to confession Sunday morning for parading around in front of about 300 women (and maybe a dozen men) who really didn't come for the food Roll Eyes.

Won't have to confess anything to my wife, though. She's modelling too, and is right in front of me in the line (and of course, she's the one who roped me into it  Cheesy).

Post pics in the What Does Everyone Look Like thread, haha.
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« Reply #10429 on: October 20, 2011, 09:37:43 PM »

Do all men have man crushes on Bear Grylls?  Huh
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« Reply #10430 on: October 20, 2011, 09:41:58 PM »

Do all men have man crushes on Bear Grylls?  Huh

He's a fraud. No.
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« Reply #10431 on: October 20, 2011, 09:43:47 PM »

Do all men have man crushes on Bear Grylls?  Huh

He's a fraud. No.
Wait? Fraud? Gossip plz. All the guys I know watch his show but I've never researched him.
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« Reply #10432 on: October 20, 2011, 09:45:50 PM »

Put me down for another 'no.'

All of mine (not a big fan of the whole "man crush" "bromance" thing anyway) are on dead folk.
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« Reply #10433 on: October 20, 2011, 09:50:42 PM »

I hate the term, too, but "fan" didn't seem strong enough of a word.

I am Googling him right now. Frankly, I am not surprised and I would guess that most people do know that a lot of the stuff is completely staged. It was perfectly obvious to me, even without the disclaimer on the show. He's not that great at acting like he "found" random stuff.

But I guess they love his persona. He's good looking, has a great accent, actually has real life street cred when it comes to that...too bad a lot of the show is staged, though. But what can you do when you need ratings?  Undecided
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« Reply #10434 on: October 20, 2011, 09:52:30 PM »

Do all men have man crushes on Bear Grylls?  Huh

He's a fraud. No.
Wait? Fraud? Gossip plz. All the guys I know watch his show but I've never researched him.

All the 'survival' shows are pretty bad, as far as real 'survival' goes, but Grylls capitalizes on hype. That is, doing very odd and unnecessary things. Like jumping in a ice stream, instead of going around, or peeing on a shirt to wrap around his head so he can 'stay cool'. It's sensationalism tv, not really based on actual survival scenarios.
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« Reply #10435 on: October 20, 2011, 09:58:02 PM »

Oh yeah, adding "Better drink my own p***!" to talking about a crisis situation \ is something that my family does constantly!

Yeah, we were watching the urban survival episode, and my husband and I were making fun of him breaking through the roof when there was an open window for him to climb into. Of course it's all for show, but I guess there are some watchers who don't know that!
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« Reply #10436 on: October 20, 2011, 10:12:00 PM »


That was pretty funny.  Smiley
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« Reply #10437 on: October 21, 2011, 12:36:23 AM »

So I'm pretty sure I win the award for biggest retard today.

I had a pair of shoes from Zumiez that I had for about a week that I only wore once, didn't like them anymore (Had to make room for some new Nike's) but the problem was they were a little worn and their Return Policy is they must be in their original condition.

And being the absolute moron that I am, I had to clean them up. Soap and water didn't cut it on the bottom of the sole, since it was dirty, tried Comet and Clorox, no luck. The shoes were soaked and tried to dry them off with napkins.

Anyway I thought I'd take a shot at returning the shoes. Went back to the store and the guy asked why I dont like the shoes anymore, I said "I didn't like it"

So I was hoping he wouldn't take the shoes out of the box, and lo he did. Noticed I wore them on the bottom of the sole and realized they were wet. Then he took a wiff and he smelled the Clorox. He looks up and says "Dude you so wore these and I smell clorox"

I did my best "I have no idea what you are talking about" face and he said "You know I shouldn't be doing this but I'll let you exchange it for something else the similar price, these shoes cant be sold again"

So I got two new shoes and got 66 bucks back.

When the Asst Mgr found out he said "Yo man that is so f***ed up that you can take these back and get some money back, you need to buy two shirts cause we did you a big favor." Guy was a pot head and totally forgot what he just said when the receipt was handed back to me.

Won't show my face in that store again.

Why don't I feel bad? It was his decision to return them, it's amazing what kind of murderous things one can get away with, especially at places like Sam's Club.



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« Reply #10438 on: October 21, 2011, 09:13:30 AM »

Do all men have man crushes on Bear Grylls?  Huh

I like his knives.  Otherwise, Les Stroud is a lot better.  I fell asleep many a time watching Survivor Man.  Man vs Wild just doesn't do it for me.

Oh, and my dad pronounces it "Grill-is".  My brother and I laugh frequently about my Bear Grill-is Machete.
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« Reply #10439 on: October 21, 2011, 05:44:09 PM »

Now Rosenborg is interested in me...things just got interesting.

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