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« Reply #945 on: September 10, 2014, 02:43:32 AM »

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I can only imagine what else goes on in the private forums...
The antithesis of Christian love and charity.

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« Reply #946 on: September 11, 2014, 01:35:59 PM »

Bigger is not better. Often less is best.
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« Reply #947 on: September 15, 2014, 08:52:37 AM »

Rumor has it that the Vatican is establishing a sports channel, the Ecclesiastical and Soteriological Sports Programming Network (ESSPN). Roll Eyes
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« Reply #948 on: September 16, 2014, 01:57:06 PM »

For bringing politics into this thread, let me introduce to you this excellent piece of menswear: go-to-hell pants. Please wear them and go away.
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« Reply #949 on: September 16, 2014, 08:06:32 PM »

Orthodoxy believes in Conciliar inspiration especially when the intentions are good. See the Ecumenical Councils, where the truth prevailed in spectacle with an utterance of 7 thunders.
Of course, for us Catholics it's been more like 20 thunders and a loud wet fart  Undecided
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« Reply #950 on: September 19, 2014, 08:23:11 AM »

Never trust a woman too much. Arsenic was handed down to them by Mother Eve.
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« Reply #951 on: September 25, 2014, 10:36:24 AM »

I try to use religion for its useful purposes (ritual and community) without compromising my own ethical standards, which are higher than those of most religions.
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« Reply #952 on: September 25, 2014, 02:14:48 PM »

Mor, seriously, be quiet. I'm getting tired of your rudeness and your nastiness. If you were someone else I'd take what you said as a joke, but given it's you just be quiet. You're an occasion of sin to many people here. It may be venial or small sin. But what is most tragic I suppose is the nasty little world you live in, but let's let you live in it in the company of hell. I myself am trying to remove myself from that company which is hard enough with all the other passions. I don't need your inspiring frustrations by your idle and rude statements. I know this is just a web forum, but every sin will be judged strictly. I may have a problem with mentioning sex or women, but I am trying to correct any passions I have that are dangerous to my soul. I'm not trying to be dramatic here and I don't care if you say I am. Lord have mercy on me and as for you I pray he has mercy on you or else may the devil justly take your soul. You reap what you soul, and so far you are reaping the nature of the demonic. The demonic mocks you see, accuses, and so forth. I have tried to patiently bare with you and ask God for forgiveness in any anger I have for you. I know it is just a web forum but the smallest sins can be our destruction, especially if we already are inclined to get angry. Someone else your clever little joke I would have taken in good humour. But you don't add that to a conversation but rather take from it by your nastiness. God have mercy on you.
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« Reply #953 on: September 25, 2014, 02:37:01 PM »

You make me sin, alright.
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« Reply #954 on: September 25, 2014, 02:39:31 PM »

I heard that kelly is addicted to Mor. Pass it on.
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« Reply #955 on: September 25, 2014, 02:41:25 PM »

I heard that kelly is addicted to Mor. Pass it on.

You're toxic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
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« Reply #956 on: September 25, 2014, 10:12:17 PM »

Anything you do, do not shave your head.
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« Reply #957 on: September 26, 2014, 11:19:32 AM »

You can tell when you're fully integrated and no longer a "convert": You don't want to go to church anymore.
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« Reply #958 on: September 26, 2014, 11:40:56 AM »

I have a simple rule of thumb....

If clergy wears a collar (e.g. dressed in black with a white collar) - I call them Father.

If clergy doesn't wear a collar (e.g. dressed in suit and tie or casual attire) - I call them Reverend.

Why not just call everybody brethren as Christ told you to?

I'm too busy calling them Despota.
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« Reply #959 on: September 26, 2014, 03:32:26 PM »

I know this makes zero sense but something inside wants to start noisy whistling and applauding.

Because this:

makes people die inside.
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« Reply #960 on: September 26, 2014, 04:49:57 PM »

That is either a library, an electrical power station, or a part of a prison.  police
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« Reply #961 on: September 26, 2014, 04:56:41 PM »

That is either a library, an electrical power station, or a part of a prison.  police

May have been at one time - though right now it's St. Anne's Catholic Church.
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« Reply #962 on: September 26, 2014, 05:29:11 PM »

That is either a library, an electrical power station, or a part of a prison.  police

May have been at one time - though right now it's St. Anne's Catholic Church.

Okey doke. It could use some paint. A happy color, like light blue or something. Smiley
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« Reply #963 on: September 26, 2014, 05:46:25 PM »

Right now it looks like the real-life version of something Elvira would choose as her player token in a game of Monopoly. Nope. I don't like it.
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« Reply #964 on: September 27, 2014, 01:30:40 AM »

I have a rather Aristotelian/Shakespearean view of women mixed with some Petrarchian affection of sonnet writing. 
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« Reply #965 on: September 27, 2014, 07:28:02 AM »

That is either a library, an electrical power station, or a part of a prison.  police

May have been at one time - though right now it's St. Anne's Catholic Church.

Okey doke. It could use some paint. A happy color, like light blue or something. Smiley

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« Reply #966 on: September 29, 2014, 12:46:18 PM »

Prove you do not need to demonstrate anything; Don't post in this thread again.

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« Reply #967 on: September 29, 2014, 08:41:03 PM »

This Heimbach is almost as bad as those Arabs in Jerusalem who want a native hierarchy instead of Greeks.
Do you ever read what you write and think "This makes absolutely no sense and is unrelated to the topic that we are discussing"?

If you don't, perhaps it is time to start.
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« Reply #968 on: September 30, 2014, 08:03:48 AM »

You disgust me, too, by the way.

I'm immune to flattery.
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« Reply #969 on: September 30, 2014, 12:53:12 PM »

After a being involved on a couple of these threads, I am convinced that there are Orthodox people who think that God created two androgynous beings and the devil came along and stuck a ding dong on one and a hooha on the other.
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« Reply #970 on: September 30, 2014, 01:28:08 PM »

After a being involved on a couple of these threads, I am convinced that there are Orthodox people who think that God created two androgynous beings and the devil came along and stuck a ding dong on one and a hooha on the other.

God must of had some sort of Slow Growth Initiative in place given the logical future outcome of the situation. This is one of the possibilities. Advertisements by the snake, of course, caused the populous of two to reject the initiative, the first in the long line of using misinformation to thwart sensible growth decisions.
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« Reply #971 on: Yesterday at 01:30:26 AM »

That is either a library, an electrical power station, or a part of a prison.  police

May have been at one time - though right now it's St. Anne's Catholic Church.

Okey doke. It could use some paint. A happy color, like light blue or something. Smiley

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So true. How about Light Blue and White?
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« Reply #972 on: Yesterday at 03:30:00 PM »

I always tape my encounters and send them to Mt. Athos for proper vetting.  You can never be too careful about falling into unintentional wickedness.
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