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Pope Francis saw a Jewish psychoanalyst to ‘clarify some things’

Pope Francis has revealed that when he was 42 he had sessions weekly with a psychoanalyst to “clarify some things.”
It wasn’t specified what the future pontiff wanted to explore. The revelation came in a dozen conversations Francis had with French sociologist Dominique Wolton, writing a soon-to-be-published book.

La Stampa, an Italian daily, quoting from some of the conversations on Friday, said Francis went to the analyst’s home. Francis was quoted as saying: “One day, when she was about to die, she called me. Not to receive the sacraments, since she was Jewish, but for a spiritual dialogue.”

“She was a good person. For six months she helped me a lot,” Francis said...

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2017, 07:42:44 PM »
Fine with me.
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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2017, 09:30:04 PM »
There's nothing wrong with needing help.

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2017, 10:28:22 PM »
Isn't there a story that St. Basil the great saw a Jewish physician?  Where does that story come from?
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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2017, 01:50:07 AM »
But what about the cannons you guys!?

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2017, 03:01:49 PM »
Pope Francis has revealed that when he was 42 he had sessions weekly with a psychoanalyst to “clarify some things.”

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2017, 04:17:50 PM »
But what about the cannons you guys!?

YOu mean these?

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2017, 08:48:43 PM »
But what about the cannons you guys!?
The Vatican officially renounced them a century ago, so seeing a Jewish doctor is the least of its infractions.
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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2017, 09:00:58 PM »
But what about the cannons you guys!?

YOu mean these?

Now there's an idea! Let's run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes :)

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2017, 12:24:41 AM »
Maybe something a little more modern, then I'll salute.
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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2017, 12:40:42 AM »
Maybe something a little more modern, then I'll salute.

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2017, 05:58:00 AM »
Maybe something a little more modern, then I'll salute.


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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2017, 06:37:54 PM »
A beautiful ship; I've been aboard.
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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2017, 09:43:49 PM »
A beautiful ship; I've been aboard.
not my style. This on the other hand...

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2017, 12:55:10 AM »
I like Pope Francis.
Maybe it helps that I'm not Roman Catholic.
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"Mouth make trouble, mouth make no trouble." - Sun Tzu

"Guard your steps as you go to the house of God and draw near to listen rather than to offer the sacrifice of fools; for they do not know they are doing evil. Do not be hasty in word or impulsive in thought to bring up a matter in the presence of God. For God is in heaven and you are on the earth; therefore let your words be few." - Ecclesiastes (NASB)

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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2017, 03:51:45 PM »
I often wonder if Franky and Barty are in the same Lodge? Must be a sight to behold.
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Re: BREAKING: Pope Francis Saw Female Jewish Mental Doctor (Quadruple Whammy!)
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2017, 06:44:35 PM »
Well, that would be like if I were disqualified from being Pope because I spent time in a mental ward. It's not really significant whether the doctor were either Jewish or of the feminine persuasion, really. That type of thing can happen to anyone.
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"Mouth make trouble, mouth make no trouble." - Sun Tzu

"Guard your steps as you go to the house of God and draw near to listen rather than to offer the sacrifice of fools; for they do not know they are doing evil. Do not be hasty in word or impulsive in thought to bring up a matter in the presence of God. For God is in heaven and you are on the earth; therefore let your words be few." - Ecclesiastes (NASB)

"Horses are animals." - Gebre Menfes Kidus