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Offline TheTrisagion

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I am now a Unicorn
« on: April 28, 2017, 11:30:33 PM »
Well, I have transitioned to a new phase in my life and become a Unicorn. My only regret in life is that I have not encountered this group earlier in my search for enlightenment...

http://www.thedebrief.co.uk/things-to-do/tv-and-film/meet-the-people-that-live-their-lives-as-actual-real-life-unicorns-20151156757

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2017, 11:32:46 PM »
WTH is Mor doing there?
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2017, 11:35:38 PM »
Looking as amazing as always. I dyed my hair blue just to impress him.
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2017, 12:15:43 AM »
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mot...

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2017, 12:23:19 AM »
I have one dream to become Alien! But I am not sure if they are evil or good!

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2017, 12:29:19 AM »
I have one dream to become Alien! But I am not sure if they are evil or good!
Buy a one-way ticket to the US and your dream will come true.
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2017, 12:30:44 AM »
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mot...
Shut yo' mouth!
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2017, 12:34:34 AM »
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Thanks, Mor Ephrem.

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2017, 12:35:18 AM »
I have one dream to become Alien! But I am not sure if they are evil or good!
Buy a one-way ticket to the US and your dream will come true.

Well, no, I like my country. But I always think that Aliens have more advanced technology than us and I like them.

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2017, 01:08:27 AM »
WTH is Mor doing there?

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2017, 08:12:17 AM »
Well, I have transitioned to a new phase in my life and become a Unicorn. My only regret in life is that I have not encountered this group earlier in my search for enlightenment...

http://www.thedebrief.co.uk/things-to-do/tv-and-film/meet-the-people-that-live-their-lives-as-actual-real-life-unicorns-20151156757


I had always suspected you were a closet unicorn. You set off my unicorndar.

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2017, 09:02:33 AM »
Are their any particular pronoun that you would like us to use toward you? Does unicorn have a gender?
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2017, 10:08:19 AM »
Are their any particular pronoun that you would like us to use toward you? Does unicorn have a gender?
My preferred pronoun is: unishimmer
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2017, 10:21:42 AM »
Nice new look, Trisagion.
This is something cute and innocent.

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2017, 11:35:16 AM »
Are their any particular pronoun that you would like us to use toward you? Does unicorn have a gender?
My preferred pronoun is: unishimmer

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: whatever!
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2017, 01:25:48 PM »
WTH is Mor doing there?

Don't be jealous.


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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2017, 04:03:31 AM »
Glitter is on point, you two.  Sooooooo happy.

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2017, 11:45:57 PM »
"May the Lord our God remember in His kingdom all Holy Catholic Apostolic Church, which heralds the Word of Truth and fearlessly offers and distributes the Holy Oblation despite human deficiencies and persecutions moved by the powers of this world, in all time and unto the ages of ages."

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2017, 12:18:13 AM »
Oh Holy Apostle, St. John, pray for us

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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2017, 12:45:34 AM »
I identify now as a woman, so I can land the lesbian chicks. Seems like a good game plan to me.
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2017, 02:11:35 AM »
I identify now as a woman, so I can land the lesbian chicks. Seems like a good game plan to me.

You're a woman who now identifies as woman?
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Re: I am now a Unicorn
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2017, 09:56:34 PM »
You're a woman who now identifies as woman?

Is there supposed to be something wrong with that?
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