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Offline RaphaCam

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Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« on: September 04, 2016, 10:09:29 PM »
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Want to know what I’m incredibly tired of? Christians speaking out against felony home invasion. I’ll never understand why self-described “followers of Christ” feel so comfortable rallying around a topic that Jesus never even mentioned. Can you name one single time Jesus specifically addressed this issue? No, you can’t.
If you disagree with me, then by all means, point in your Bible to the verse where Jesus explicitly says, “Do not engage in either first, second, or third degree home invasion.”
Please, show me the verse where Jesus says, “Do not forcefully enter the house of another with the intent to commit a felony, larceny, or assault once inside.”
Or just save yourself the time, because those verses are nowhere to be found.
Jesus said a lot of things, but He obviously saw felony home invasion as a non-issue. But that certainly doesn’t stop millions and millions of hypocritical Christians from cutting-and-pasting other things He said in order to form a haphazard theology, based on their own personal prejudices and fears, that discriminates against career home invaders and seeks to deprive them of rights essential to their being.
http://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-never-said-anything-felony-home-invasion/
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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 10:42:08 PM »

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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 10:43:39 PM »
Lame
She hears, upon that water without sound,
A voice that cries, “The tomb in Palestine
Is not the porch of spirits lingering.
It is the grave of Jesus, where he lay.”
We live in an old chaos of the sun,
Or old dependency of day and night,
Or island solitude, unsponsored, free,
Of that wide water, inescapable.

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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2016, 11:08:12 PM »

It's a joke, based on when Carter pointed out there's no reference to homosexuality in the "red letters". As a non sequitur as this argument may be, it is repeated everywhere.
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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2016, 01:48:48 AM »
Indeed, good point, RaphaCam.

Also, strictly speaking, it is not true; our Lord did categorically condemn in His own words not just sexual immorality but the human tendency to seek out new forms of lasviciousness.
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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2016, 01:54:53 AM »
Meh. I was hoping that the writer wasn't joking.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
Leviticus 19:34

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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2016, 01:56:19 AM »
Meh. I was hoping that the writer wasn't joking.

Why?
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