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Offline RaphaCam

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Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« on: September 04, 2016, 10:09:29 PM »
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Want to know what I’m incredibly tired of? Christians speaking out against felony home invasion. I’ll never understand why self-described “followers of Christ” feel so comfortable rallying around a topic that Jesus never even mentioned. Can you name one single time Jesus specifically addressed this issue? No, you can’t.
If you disagree with me, then by all means, point in your Bible to the verse where Jesus explicitly says, “Do not engage in either first, second, or third degree home invasion.”
Please, show me the verse where Jesus says, “Do not forcefully enter the house of another with the intent to commit a felony, larceny, or assault once inside.”
Or just save yourself the time, because those verses are nowhere to be found.
Jesus said a lot of things, but He obviously saw felony home invasion as a non-issue. But that certainly doesn’t stop millions and millions of hypocritical Christians from cutting-and-pasting other things He said in order to form a haphazard theology, based on their own personal prejudices and fears, that discriminates against career home invaders and seeks to deprive them of rights essential to their being.
http://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-never-said-anything-felony-home-invasion/
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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 10:42:08 PM »

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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 10:43:39 PM »
Lame
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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2016, 11:08:12 PM »

It's a joke, based on when Carter pointed out there's no reference to homosexuality in the "red letters". As a non sequitur as this argument may be, it is repeated everywhere.
"May the Lord our God remember in His kingdom all Holy Catholic Apostolic Church, which heralds the Word of Truth and fearlessly offers and distributes the Holy Oblation despite human deficiencies and persecutions moved by the powers of this world, in all time and unto the ages of ages."

Anyhow when God was asked he said Eastern Orthodox is true Church and not Catholic Church. So come home and enjoy.

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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2016, 01:48:48 AM »
Indeed, good point, RaphaCam.

Also, strictly speaking, it is not true; our Lord did categorically condemn in His own words not just sexual immorality but the human tendency to seek out new forms of lasviciousness.
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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2016, 01:54:53 AM »
Meh. I was hoping that the writer wasn't joking.
I just need to find out how to say it in Slavonic!

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Re: Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2016, 01:56:19 AM »
Meh. I was hoping that the writer wasn't joking.

Why?
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