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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #90 on: December 29, 2017, 12:49:14 AM »
In about twelve hours, we can have Sext in New York.   :)

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #91 on: December 29, 2017, 07:03:01 PM »
I will swipe right for you.
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #92 on: December 30, 2017, 11:22:25 AM »
I will swipe right for you.

Swiping right is how I cross myself. 

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #93 on: December 30, 2017, 11:36:52 PM »
I will swipe right for you.

Swiping right is how I cross myself.

You are a big fan of yourself.
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #94 on: December 31, 2017, 12:37:14 AM »
"Verily they that seek Thee, Lord, and keep the canons of Thy Holy Church shall never want any good thing.”
St. John the Merciful

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #95 on: December 31, 2017, 06:07:04 PM »
I’d swipe left for you.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #96 on: January 02, 2018, 03:37:15 PM »
If anyone noticed a sudden surge of spiritual power during the sixth hour today, that was me.
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #97 on: January 06, 2018, 07:45:17 PM »
I will swipe right for you.

Swiping right is how I cross myself.

There's an East Coast v. Oriental Coast rap battle in here somewhere.
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #98 on: January 06, 2018, 07:57:09 PM »
I will swipe right for you.

Swiping right is how I cross myself.

There's an East Coast v. Oriental Coast rap battle in here somewhere.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #99 on: January 18, 2018, 02:33:38 PM »
There’s still time for a lunchtime quickie...the service is only ten to fifteen minutes long!  #sext

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #100 on: March 01, 2018, 02:48:34 PM »
Lenten sext lasts longer.  Do it today!

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #101 on: April 11, 2018, 11:25:31 AM »
Please ~ I will join you ``` 12:00 about ?


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Making the sign of the cross (or crossing oneself) reminds Christians of the Holy Trinity and thatJesus Christ died on the Cross. Through His death He granted salvation to people and ruined thepower of evil. Christians also believe that with the help of Jesus Christ they can receive whatthey ask and that making the sign of the cross will save them from evil.
Armenians cross themselves by joining the first three fingers of the right hand while theremaining two fingers are pressed together and touching the palm. First they place the right handon the forehead saying “In the name of the Father”, then a little below the chest saying “and ofthe Son”, then on the left shoulder saying “and of the Holy”, then on the right shoulder saying“Spirit”. Finally they place the hand in the center of their chest saying “Amen” to confirm thetruth of their words.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #102 on: April 11, 2018, 02:05:51 PM »
Please ~ I will join you ``` 12:00 about ?
 

The Mor(e) the Merrier!  Let’s sext.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2018, 07:48:51 PM »
Is everybody here gay except me?

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2018, 08:10:39 PM »
Is everybody here gay except me?

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #105 on: April 11, 2018, 08:21:54 PM »
Please ~ I will join you ``` 12:00 about ?
 

The Mor(e) the Merrier!  Let’s sext.

Please sing the Paschal Hours instead for Bright Week though ;)

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #106 on: April 13, 2018, 08:25:22 AM »
Is everybody here gay except me?

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gay
ADJECTIVE gayest, gayer

2 dated Light-hearted and carefree.
‘Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face’

2.1 Brightly coloured; showy.
‘a gay profusion of purple and pink sweet peas’

Yes, everybody here is gay except for you.
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #107 on: April 13, 2018, 08:48:29 AM »
Is everybody here gay except me?

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gay
ADJECTIVE gayest, gayer

2 dated Light-hearted and carefree.
‘Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face’

2.1 Brightly coloured; showy.
‘a gay profusion of purple and pink sweet peas’

Yes, everybody here is gay except for you.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  Absolutely.
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #108 on: April 13, 2018, 08:07:10 PM »




from the closet
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2018, 01:45:57 PM »
Sext: it’s what you crave.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #110 on: June 04, 2018, 04:48:48 PM »
I do when I can remember. I end up getting MeTooed on Twitter, though, so might be somewhat unclear on the concept.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2018, 07:47:35 PM »
Will get you in trouble with your spouse.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2018, 08:11:41 PM »
Will get you in trouble with your spouse.


If your spouse hates prayer, you’re doing it wrong or s/he needs professional help.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #113 on: June 04, 2018, 08:42:35 PM »
Unceasing prayer does not require the tongue.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2018, 02:00:03 PM »
There’s still time to Sext in most US time zones.  If you’re on EDT, you get None.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #115 on: June 28, 2018, 02:01:15 PM »
WHAT IS THIS THREAD
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #116 on: June 28, 2018, 02:54:33 PM »
Let's talk about sext, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be

Let's talk about Sext!
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« Reply #117 on: June 28, 2018, 02:58:31 PM »
WHAT IS THIS THREAD

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« Reply #118 on: June 28, 2018, 03:16:36 PM »
Let's talk about sext, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be

Let's talk about Sext!

I know that song as well

where did you learn it I learned it from school!
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« Reply #119 on: June 28, 2018, 04:28:35 PM »
What terrible school did you go to?
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« Reply #120 on: June 28, 2018, 05:50:38 PM »
What terrible school did you go to?
I've learned much worse things in school...
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #121 on: June 28, 2018, 05:57:34 PM »
How in Mor's good name
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« Reply #122 on: June 28, 2018, 06:27:10 PM »
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #123 on: September 20, 2018, 01:44:28 PM »
It’s never too late to be sexty.  Not until 3pm, anyway.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #124 on: October 09, 2018, 08:46:19 PM »
I terced today, but failed to follow up with the Sixth Hour.
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