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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5220 on: June 02, 2016, 11:27:23 PM »
Banned for blaming the victim.
Banned for saying the actual thief as victim  :-X
Banned for acting as victim
Banned for telling the truth
Banned for doubting the truth
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5221 on: June 09, 2016, 08:45:35 AM »
Banned for acting like you are God, who is the only one who can handle the truth.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5222 on: June 09, 2016, 10:31:49 AM »
Banned because you can't handle the truth.
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?" - Mark 8:36 (DRA)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5223 on: June 09, 2016, 04:19:29 PM »
Banned because the truth is too hot.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5224 on: June 09, 2016, 04:22:33 PM »
banned, because some like it hot
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5225 on: June 09, 2016, 06:11:54 PM »
Banned because some like it cold.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5226 on: June 09, 2016, 06:24:12 PM »
Banned for giving a hot take on an issue as dead as a cold pineapple.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5227 on: June 09, 2016, 07:20:27 PM »
Banned because some like it in the pot nine days old.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5228 on: June 09, 2016, 08:14:14 PM »
Banned because just cause you're 'the old man living in the shoe,' that doesn't mean you have to actually *make* shoe stew in your pot and then call the shoelaces al dente pasta because even after 9 days they're still chewy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5229 on: June 10, 2016, 12:59:10 AM »
Banned because you didn't use leather shoes to stew.  Banned because you went past the expiration date of your already banned meal.  Double banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5230 on: June 10, 2016, 01:49:31 AM »
Everyone knows expiration dates are subjective.  Except you. Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5231 on: June 10, 2016, 08:35:47 AM »
Banned for subjecting me to expiration dates, what is yours?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5232 on: June 11, 2016, 12:35:52 PM »
Banned for not specifying Old or New Calendar when considering expiration dates
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5233 on: June 11, 2016, 12:46:23 PM »
Banned because you can always be 13 days fresher on the Old Calendar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5234 on: September 10, 2016, 02:09:58 PM »
Banned for being a New Calendar Sergianist heretic.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5235 on: September 10, 2016, 03:09:21 PM »
Banned for Imiaslavie, Cyprianism, ecumenism and I don't like your shoes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5236 on: September 10, 2016, 03:12:59 PM »
Joke's on you.....I never wear shoes on my head!!!!

BANNED
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5237 on: September 11, 2016, 03:51:50 PM »
Banned for not wearing shoes. No Shoes, no shirt, no posting.  :police:
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?" - Mark 8:36 (DRA)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5238 on: September 11, 2016, 06:28:34 PM »
Banned for not being a nudist forumer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5239 on: September 11, 2016, 06:55:07 PM »
Banned for thinking THE ROCK and whey shakes will deliver us from hell.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5240 on: September 11, 2016, 07:48:24 PM »
ძალა google თარგმნის, მე აქვე აკრძალვის თქვენ!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5241 on: September 11, 2016, 11:26:44 PM »
Banned for invoking the power of google translate.
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?" - Mark 8:36 (DRA)

Do Thou, O Sovereign lady,
By Thy joy-bestowing honorable Icon "Queen of All,"
Save those who with fervent desire implore Thy grace;
Deliver from afflictions those who run to Thee;
From all dangers do Thou guard Thy flock,
Who ever call upon Thine intercession.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5242 on: September 12, 2016, 12:31:31 AM »
Interdit! Pour invoquer la puissance de Google Translate sans utiliser la langue française, vous de vilain garçon. Zut Alors!
« Last Edit: September 12, 2016, 12:33:34 AM by William T »
“Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, Who is Christ the Lord."

"And The Word became flesh and tabernacled among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5243 on: September 12, 2016, 08:26:33 AM »
Banned for calling me naughty.
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?" - Mark 8:36 (DRA)

Do Thou, O Sovereign lady,
By Thy joy-bestowing honorable Icon "Queen of All,"
Save those who with fervent desire implore Thy grace;
Deliver from afflictions those who run to Thee;
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Who ever call upon Thine intercession.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5244 on: September 12, 2016, 03:46:40 PM »
Banned for not reporting untranslated text to the moderators.   :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5245 on: September 14, 2016, 07:43:00 AM »
Banned for not being moderated.
This is something cute and innocent.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5246 on: September 14, 2016, 09:27:22 PM »
Banned for not recognizing we all are under the unsleeping eye of the moderators.
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?" - Mark 8:36 (DRA)

Do Thou, O Sovereign lady,
By Thy joy-bestowing honorable Icon "Queen of All,"
Save those who with fervent desire implore Thy grace;
Deliver from afflictions those who run to Thee;
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Who ever call upon Thine intercession.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5247 on: September 14, 2016, 09:31:25 PM »
banned for not recognizing moderation is the golden mean
“Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, Who is Christ the Lord."

"And The Word became flesh and tabernacled among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5248 on: September 14, 2016, 09:34:14 PM »
Banned for bringing math into this.
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?" - Mark 8:36 (DRA)

Do Thou, O Sovereign lady,
By Thy joy-bestowing honorable Icon "Queen of All,"
Save those who with fervent desire implore Thy grace;
Deliver from afflictions those who run to Thee;
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Who ever call upon Thine intercession.

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« Reply #5249 on: September 14, 2016, 09:38:38 PM »
Banned for not recognizing that I brought Aristotle in this, math is hard.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5250 on: September 15, 2016, 12:09:29 AM »
In what way can the Socratic method be introduced?  JK, BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5251 on: September 16, 2016, 11:29:50 AM »
Banned for not knowing that modern Americans use the Democratic method rather than the Socratic method.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5252 on: September 16, 2016, 11:59:38 AM »
Banned for having 33K posts on this forum, most of which are on this thread.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5253 on: September 17, 2016, 09:47:01 AM »
Banned for not getting ratios.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5254 on: September 22, 2016, 09:19:52 AM »
Banned because random ratios are irrational; though if you have a rational rationale, i.e. reasons that are reasoned and reasonable, I would be willing to irrevocably reverse the ban or at least retroactively revoke my ban response.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5255 on: September 22, 2016, 05:44:48 PM »
Fine, since you won't ban yourself.....BANNED
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5256 on: October 08, 2016, 12:01:59 AM »
If the mods didn't do it during the 14 years of my presence here, what makes you think your own ban will stick? For inimitable hubris and presumption... banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5257 on: October 08, 2016, 12:08:01 AM »
Heavy lies the crown....banned.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5258 on: October 12, 2016, 12:00:24 AM »
True enough. I never looked gift horses in the mouth in that regard (among other overly-generous things around here). Nonetheless, the rules of this thread are clear, and so I must re-ban you. Please do not make me ban you thrice. Let some other poor fool come in, ban me, and then we shall be done with the whole affair!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5259 on: October 14, 2016, 12:07:08 AM »
Don't think you can get rid of me that easily. As long as I'm around, you'll never be alone. I do have my reputation to uphold as your, uh, very, close friend, you know. Heck, I'm going to be around so much, you'll probably be begging me to leave...


or to BAN YOU.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5260 on: October 16, 2016, 11:53:42 PM »
My response, in three unique but closely-allied parts:
  • no
  • nopers
  • nuh uh
Please resubmit your ban attempt after the presentation of the next new moon upon the face of the earth.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5261 on: October 17, 2016, 06:16:07 PM »
New moon?  What's wrong with the old moon?!

Banned!
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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