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Offline vamrat

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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2015, 09:34:47 AM »
I'm as heterosexual as they come, but last year when I met up with TheTrisagion for dinner, I thought about giving gay a chance.  That's how awesome he is.
I KNEW that I hadn't just dreamt up the sexual tension between us!

Duuuude...do gay marriages get two Best Men? 

That'd be awesome.  It'd be like raining men or something.
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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2015, 09:38:17 AM »
I'm as heterosexual as they come, but last year when I met up with TheTrisagion for dinner, I thought about giving gay a chance.  That's how awesome he is.
I KNEW that I hadn't just dreamt up the sexual tension between us!

Here's a fairly inexpensive hotel that I believe is close to halfway between you two. Could you please leave here and go there and finish this? If you post pics you will feel my wrath.

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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2015, 09:52:35 AM »
I'm as heterosexual as they come, but last year when I met up with TheTrisagion for dinner, I thought about giving gay a chance.  That's how awesome he is.
I KNEW that I hadn't just dreamt up the sexual tension between us!

Here's a fairly inexpensive hotel that I believe is close to halfway between you two. Could you please leave here and go there and finish this? If you post pics you will feel my wrath.
Don't be daft, man!  The Poconos would be a way better option and they have all sorts of wonderful amenities!

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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2015, 09:54:30 AM »
I'm as heterosexual as they come, but last year when I met up with TheTrisagion for dinner, I thought about giving gay a chance.  That's how awesome he is.
I KNEW that I hadn't just dreamt up the sexual tension between us!

Not at all.  An evening with you is a life-changingly transformative event.  It's that good.
Please don't project meta-debates onto me.

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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2015, 11:11:03 AM »
I'm as heterosexual as they come, but last year when I met up with TheTrisagion for dinner, I thought about giving gay a chance.  That's how awesome he is.
I KNEW that I hadn't just dreamt up the sexual tension between us!

Not at all.  An evening with you is a life-changingly transformative event.  It's that good.


The transformation in question was a  sudden shift toward Monasticism, I thought there was something different.
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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2015, 11:12:27 AM »
Here's a fairly inexpensive hotel that I believe is close to halfway between you two. Could you please leave here and go there and finish this?

Don't be such a party pooper. How often do we see a True BromanceTM blossom around here?

If you post pics you will feel my wrath.

Is that what them crazy kids call it now?
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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2015, 02:39:16 PM »
I'm as heterosexual as they come, but last year when I met up with TheTrisagion for dinner, I thought about giving gay a chance.  That's how awesome he is.
I KNEW that I hadn't just dreamt up the sexual tension between us!

Not at all.  An evening with you is a life-changingly transformative event.  It's that good.


The transformation in question was a  sudden shift toward Monasticism, I thought there was something different.

There's nothing monastic about me. 
Please don't project meta-debates onto me.

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Re: Love not for you?
« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2015, 12:29:50 PM »
You can't be that unattractive then, since the eighty-seventh universal law of gender relations clearly teaches us that, when it comes to males pursuing relationships with females:

persistence + unattractive = creepy pervert
persistence + attractive = confident and strong
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