I KNOW! *weeps* Why Katie! Oh, why! :'(
Meanwhile, my godfather, who was a priest in Hollywood for almost ten years, knew this local printer who was the first to print Scientology materials for L. Ron Hubbard. This guy would say that Hubbard would pay very well, and that Hubbard would tell him about how he was making up Scientology. He'd would laugh all the way to bank! It's something, I tell ya.
Also, re: Tom "Dirty Old Man" Cruise's comments:
"Father Time" Cruise: "Psychiatry is a pseudo-science."
Lewis Black: "Unlike Scientology. I mean, that's got 'science' right in the name!"
"Grandpa" Cruise: "There's no such thing as a chemical imbalance."
Lewis Black: "No? Then what do you call what's happening to you right now?!"
He also said to Lauer: "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." Well, whodda thunk that we can proclaim ourselves experts on a topic after having run a random internet search and having read the pertinent volume of the "...For Dummies" series? Why, he sounds a lot a like a comparative literature professor: lots of claims of expertise, but very little backing!