Bowtie = Dead Sexy
Bwahhhhhahahahah! Yeah, whatever. When I think of bowtie, I think of the old professor type who gets killed in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Granted, I'm a guy, but I don't see how you can say some talking head in a suit wearing a BOWTIE, that ALSO comes across as a schmuck, is sexy. Whatever.
Oh, and with a name of "Tucker Carlson"? Please.
More to the point though, I want Mathew to stop looking up to pop culture icons.