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« on: June 08, 2005, 10:35:50 PM »

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The other day, I was drinking some Nesquick chocolate milk, and I had a question pop into my head.  Okay, Nesquick is represented by a bunny, and so is Trix.  Now, if these 2 fellow bunnies were put into a ring, who would be the one standing at the end of the match?
Makes you wonder Huh
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2005, 10:54:26 PM »

Dude the Chocolate one obviously because the trix rabbit is too fruity Wink

Ok that was bad--and dumb. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2005, 11:10:44 PM »

"Always bet on black!"  (Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57, if I'm not mistaken)  Therefore, the Nesquick chocolate bunny would win. 

Besides, how could the Trix bunny win?  He doesn't get to eat breakfast because Trix are for kids.  He should go for Wheaties, then maybe he'd have a fighting chance. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 11:21:26 PM »

definitely the chocolate bunny. chocolate's just better than sugary fruit cereal, hands down.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2005, 06:13:45 AM »

What do the canons have to say on the matter?
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2005, 11:53:17 AM »

The chocolate bunny?Huh  HA!  He'd melt in the heat of battle.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2005, 11:54:38 AM »

I also must commend COB for bringing up such a fascinating question.
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2005, 01:17:55 PM »

I must disagree.

The Trix rabbit has been able to achieve self-discipline through his repeated denial of eating the sugary cereal  he advertises.  This has made him the stronger rabbit.  The Nestquick bunny is soft.  Is WEAK!  HE WILL BE CRUSHED!!!
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 01:22:09 PM »

Perhaps the Trix bunny has all this bottled up anger from never getting the Trix and would let it explode all over that Nesquick character for a bunny beat-down.
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2005, 01:31:57 PM »

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Trix and would let it explode all over that Nesquick character for a bunny beat-down.

Just let me know when it comes on pay per view!
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2005, 01:33:24 PM »

WHAT?!  IS OUTRAGE!!!!!  Was there being bunnies having fighting in 19th-Century Russia?!  Well, perhaps there was being, but is beside point!

Erk, sorry.  Channelled Fr. Vasily there for a moment.

This is a deep question.  I'm still not certain though.  I'm thinking the Trix rabbit though.

But what if it's the same rabbit, except he does his Trix commercials in the winter and his Nesquik ones in the summer?  Hmmmmm.....

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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2005, 01:46:35 PM »

They are *not* the same bunny.

I can prove that the Trix bunny is tougher.


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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2005, 02:00:38 PM »

"Damn, that Trix bunny's one bad mutha-" "Shut yo mouth!"
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2005, 02:33:21 PM »

When I was a kid they had a call in vote where you could vote on whether the rabbit would finally get to get some trix. Of course overwhelmingly the vote was yes so there actually was a commercial--this had to be around 1988--where the rabbit sat down and actually ate a bowl finally. LOL
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2005, 02:37:55 PM »

But he never got to eat the whole bowl if memory serves, something happened to stop it.
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2005, 11:39:21 PM »

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ONE DAY OUR GENERAL MILLS OVERLORD WILL ARISE, AND THEN YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE WITH YOUR LIVES!

YOU WHO HAVE DEFIED HIS PROPHET, TRIX RABBIT, YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE CRUSHED!
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2005, 01:38:56 AM »

I don't know what it is but I've been on a huge Lucky Charms kick lately. Anyone else addicted to this stuff? I wind up eating like 3 bowels sometimes... Grin

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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2005, 01:41:19 AM »

well....what i do is eat all the little "bran nuggets" first and get them out of the way and save the marshmallows for last.....

also: Lucky Charms is one of my "non-milk" cereals
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2005, 02:06:20 PM »

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aw man, how can you eat Lucky Charms (They're magically delicious!) WITHOUT milk?? the whole point is that the marshmalllows make the milk different colors and sugary and soften them too - the marshmallows are basically little balls of solid sugar without milk, which taste disgusting to me, hence this is one cereal that is a "milk-only" cereal for me.

and by the by, the Lucky Charms leperechaun would demolish both rabbits combined. Grin
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2005, 02:31:38 PM »

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Well, he uses the power of Hell to work his magik, so yeah.
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and walking and talking bunny rabbits are not something out of Hell?  Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2005, 03:45:00 PM »

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I'll second that! Love those Lucky Charms... Cool Seeing the leperechaun on the box also makes me feel kinda good.. Cheesy
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Kinda like OSTEEN?Huh

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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2005, 08:09:49 PM »

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You state:
"Always bet on black!"  (Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57, if I'm not mistaken)  Therefore, the Nesquick chocolate bunny would win.

Sadly, we can't say this for Mike Tyson, who got rocked by an Irish man (ERIN GO BRA).
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2005, 01:05:59 AM »

Bah.  Drink Ovaltine and eat Grape nuts.  you'll be happier, healthier, and more regular.


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« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2005, 10:53:52 PM »

Come'on, the Energizer Bunny would kick both their....
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« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2005, 07:22:48 PM »

aw man, how can you eat Lucky Charms (They're magically delicious!) WITHOUT milk?? the whole point is that the marshmalllows make the milk different colors and sugary and soften them too - the marshmallows are basically little balls of solid sugar without milk, which taste disgusting to me, hence this is one cereal that is a "milk-only" cereal for me.

I agree entirely. 

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Excellent shot.  Pun intended. 

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Three bowels?  Really?  Tongue
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(ERIN GO BRA).


I'm sorry.  This just made me chuckle.  Irish ladies underwear?   Cheesy 
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(I'm just kidding around here CopticOrthodoxBoy.  Smiley )

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Come'on, the Energizer Bunny would kick both their....

Bun-Bun from the "Sluggy Freelance" web comic.  Now *he* is one mean tough bunny... and he packs a switchblade

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« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2005, 09:13:51 PM »

Well, he uses the power of Hell to work his magik, so yeah.

I thought it was the Power of Too Much Sugar!! 

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« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2005, 11:45:45 AM »

You know who's one bad bunny?  Max from LucasArts' Sam and Max games.  He's a freakin' pyschotic bunny packing a pistol!

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« Reply #31 on: June 17, 2005, 12:33:57 PM »

Max *is* psycho and armed.  But I'd still back Bun-Bun against him. Wink

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