Erm, not at all, SouthSerb95! But didn't I see you listed somewhere else on this list as "99"?? [trying to get your number correct this time!] I love "Turkish" coffee and I know how to make that! I think I may also understand the joke.... but I won't give away the punchline, never fear.
If you ever get the chance to stay for a while in a monastery over in Greece, be sure to ask the abbot/abbess to give you a large glass of leftover coffee if there is any left over, before you undertake an All-Night Vigil! [voice of experience here]