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All the Single Ladies...
« on: August 28, 2014, 09:31:07 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/brazilian-town-run-by-women-is-looking-for-a-few-good--single--men-210647685.html

A whole town of women just looking for the right men. JamesR, go. Posthaste. You are used to being bossed around by women.

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I'm sure many men have dreamed of an island completely populated by exotic women. Of course, fantasy is fantasy, but what if it were reality? In a certain regard, it is — in Noiva do Cordeiro, Brazil.

It's a scenic rural town in the hills outside of Belo Horizante with one big quirk, or perk, depending on whom you talk to. This Brazilian town is inhabited and governed almost entirely by women, its population consisting of more than 600 mostly single women aged 20 to 25. Sons are sent away at 18, and spouses are banned from the town except on weekends.

Now the women have made an appeal to bring more single men to the town. But there's one caveat: Men have to follow their rules. OK, that shouldn't be too hard to do. But the truth is that any incoming men have to follow all the guidelines that the women created, from town planning to farming, religion, and more.
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2014, 09:58:37 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/brazilian-town-run-by-women-is-looking-for-a-few-good--single--men-210647685.html

A whole town of women just looking for the right men. JamesR, go. Posthaste. You are used to being bossed around by women.

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I'm sure many men have dreamed of an island completely populated by exotic women. Of course, fantasy is fantasy, but what if it were reality? In a certain regard, it is — in Noiva do Cordeiro, Brazil.

It's a scenic rural town in the hills outside of Belo Horizante with one big quirk, or perk, depending on whom you talk to. This Brazilian town is inhabited and governed almost entirely by women, its population consisting of more than 600 mostly single women aged 20 to 25. Sons are sent away at 18, and spouses are banned from the town except on weekends.

Now the women have made an appeal to bring more single men to the town. But there's one caveat: Men have to follow their rules. OK, that shouldn't be too hard to do. But the truth is that any incoming men have to follow all the guidelines that the women created, from town planning to farming, religion, and more.


Those women would eat JamesR alive! 
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2014, 11:12:02 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/brazilian-town-run-by-women-is-looking-for-a-few-good--single--men-210647685.html

A whole town of women just looking for the right men. JamesR, go. Posthaste. You are used to being bossed around by women.

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I'm sure many men have dreamed of an island completely populated by exotic women. Of course, fantasy is fantasy, but what if it were reality? In a certain regard, it is — in Noiva do Cordeiro, Brazil.

It's a scenic rural town in the hills outside of Belo Horizante with one big quirk, or perk, depending on whom you talk to. This Brazilian town is inhabited and governed almost entirely by women, its population consisting of more than 600 mostly single women aged 20 to 25. Sons are sent away at 18, and spouses are banned from the town except on weekends.

Now the women have made an appeal to bring more single men to the town. But there's one caveat: Men have to follow their rules. OK, that shouldn't be too hard to do. But the truth is that any incoming men have to follow all the guidelines that the women created, from town planning to farming, religion, and more.


Those women would eat JamesR alive! 

Since we're talking about Brazil this might be true in a more literal sense.

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2014, 11:15:16 AM »
« Last Edit: August 28, 2014, 11:15:38 AM by DeniseDenise »
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2014, 11:24:23 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/15/world/americas/brazil-cannibalism/


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I didn't know Sweeney Todd was a Brazilian movie.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2014, 11:27:20 AM by Alpo »
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2014, 11:25:50 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/15/world/americas/brazil-cannibalism/


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I didn't know Sweeney Tod was a Brazilian movie.


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I assume you sort of meant more 'indigenous tribes' stuff....

but where the 'town of women' is, is more in the South.....not so many roaming bands of naked tribes left there.
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2014, 11:33:48 AM »
A whole town of women just looking for the right men. JamesR, go. Posthaste. You are used to being bossed around by women.

Not heretics! A man must preserve some dignity! :laugh:
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2014, 11:57:20 AM »
A whole town of women just looking for the right men. JamesR, go. Posthaste. You are used to being bossed around by women.

Not heretics! A man must preserve some dignity! :laugh:

He could go in the missionary spirit of spreading the faith, perhaps....

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2014, 12:15:38 PM »
A whole town of women just looking for the right men. JamesR, go. Posthaste. You are used to being bossed around by women.

Not heretics! A man must preserve some dignity! :laugh:

He could go in the missionary spirit of spreading the faith, perhaps....

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2014, 11:08:38 PM »
I know beggars can't be choosy, but I always told myself I wouldn't settle for anything less than a blonde with green eyes. I would have to pass up this offer, as I doubt most Brazilians meet this standard.
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2014, 11:22:50 PM »
You're going to pass up going to Brazil because there aren't enough beautiful women in it? Seriously...Brazil?

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2014, 11:28:07 PM »
I know beggars can't be choosy, but I always told myself I wouldn't settle for anything less than a blond with green eyes. I would have to pass up this offer, as I doubt most Brazilians meet this standard.
How about someone green with blond eyes.  That would be a challenge. :P

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2014, 11:32:14 PM »
I already hate myself for doing this....


 





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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2014, 11:39:23 PM »
I already hate myself for doing this....


 





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The first one is acceptable and warrants my approval; what's her name? The second one however is a bit creepy looking to me.

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2014, 11:48:16 PM »
Denise's first picture is Tom Brady's wife, Supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Second one, I think, is a Victoria's Secret model.

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2014, 11:50:31 PM »
Denise's first picture is Tom Brady's wife, Supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Second one, I think, is a Victoria's Secret model.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ana_Beatriz_Barros


both are Brazilian....
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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2014, 12:07:26 AM »
Denise's first picture is Tom Brady's wife, Supermodel Gisele Bundchen.

Second one, I think, is a Victoria's Secret model.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ana_Beatriz_Barros


both are Brazilian....

She was in SI 2007 wasn't she? Thought I recognized her from somewhere. But yeah, she doesn't do it for me.

But I do indeed fancy the first one very much. I stand corrected; perhaps Brazil's women are worth looking in to.

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2014, 12:53:46 AM »
The second one however is a bit creepy looking to me.

Wow. 

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Re: All the Single Ladies...
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2014, 12:56:29 AM »
The second one however is a bit creepy looking to me.

Wow. 

Dzheremi, is there any space in your angry dome? 



only if we expand the angry dome.....i am in there too...

maybe it can be an angry planet....
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