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I Hate When This Happens
« on: July 21, 2014, 11:11:10 PM »
Man Accidentally Uses Superglue Instead Of Sex Lube, Leaving Hand Stuck To Penis

...It was in the middle of the night the couple decided to have sex as the half-asleep man unconsciously reached out for what he thought would be lubricant...
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2014, 11:13:58 PM »

Ummm.....I hear acetone/nail polish remover, dissolves superglue...

Poor guy.  Imagine heading to the hospital like that....how many jokes he had to endure.  :(
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2014, 11:21:35 PM »

Ummm.....I hear acetone/nail polish remover, dissolves superglue...

Poor guy.  Imagine heading to the hospital like that....how many jokes he had to endure.  :(

Pouring acetone on your genitals is a bad idea.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2014, 11:24:10 PM »

Ummm.....I hear acetone/nail polish remover, dissolves superglue...

Poor guy.  Imagine heading to the hospital like that....how many jokes he had to endure.  :(

Pouring acetone on your genitals is a bad idea.
So is supergluing your hand to them.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2014, 11:49:27 PM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2014, 11:56:15 PM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

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It's under "non-Religious topics" in the "Free-For-All" section of the website.  Pretty much, the section was made for "nothing to do with Orthodox Christianity" subjects that are non-religious in nature.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2014, 12:13:23 AM »

Ummm.....I hear acetone/nail polish remover, dissolves superglue...

Poor guy.  Imagine heading to the hospital like that....how many jokes he had to endure.  :(

Pouring acetone on your genitals is a bad idea.

This isn't particularly good advice. You might recommend using a temporarily drenched paper towel as an intermediary.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2014, 12:16:21 AM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

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It's under "non-Religious topics" in the "Free-For-All" section of the website.  Pretty much, the section was made for "nothing to do with Orthodox Christianity" subjects that are non-religious in nature.


You are right but I can't but wonder what a visitor thinking about  Orthodox Christianity would think after seeing this on an Orthodox forum regardless of what the venue was titled.  Thanks.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2014, 12:29:09 AM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

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It's under "non-Religious topics" in the "Free-For-All" section of the website.  Pretty much, the section was made for "nothing to do with Orthodox Christianity" subjects that are non-religious in nature.


You are right but I can't but wonder what a visitor thinking about  Orthodox Christianity would think after seeing this on an Orthodox forum regardless of what the venue was titled.  Thanks.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 12:35:09 AM »
Sometimes we like talking about really kool scientific or medical discoveries.  Or favorite movies.  I think the point of this section, though it can be abused, is to show that Orthodox Christians are also people who are part of the culture they live in.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2014, 12:42:15 AM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

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It's under "non-Religious topics" in the "Free-For-All" section of the website.  Pretty much, the section was made for "nothing to do with Orthodox Christianity" subjects that are non-religious in nature.


You are right but I can't but wonder what a visitor thinking about  Orthodox Christianity would think after seeing this on an Orthodox forum regardless of what the venue was titled.  Thanks.

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This is a forum that until recently had a stickied thread on menstruation and church/communion. When I pointed out that maybe we were ready to unsticky it after years of no one commenting in it, someone objected to that. Thankfully someone still had the good sense to unsticky it and stop the forum from continuing to look crazy, at least as it relates to that particular thread. I'm pretty sure the general population would consider a thread like this one normal, and would also consider most of the theological and practical "Orthodox" stuff that gets talked about here strange and absurdly obscure and meaningless. ;)
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2014, 12:52:36 AM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

Viking

It's under "non-Religious topics" in the "Free-For-All" section of the website.  Pretty much, the section was made for "nothing to do with Orthodox Christianity" subjects that are non-religious in nature.


You are right but I can't but wonder what a visitor thinking about  Orthodox Christianity would think after seeing this on an Orthodox forum regardless of what the venue was titled.  Thanks.

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This is a forum that until recently had a stickied thread on menstruation and church/communion. When I pointed out that maybe we were ready to unsticky it after years of no one commenting in it, someone objected to that. Thankfully someone still had the good sense to unsticky it and stop the forum from continuing to look crazy, at least as it relates to that particular thread. I'm pretty sure the general population would consider a thread like this one normal, and would also consider most of the theological and practical "Orthodox" stuff that gets talked about here strange and absurdly obscure and meaningless. ;)

No doubt. :P
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2014, 12:59:46 AM »
Why are you all hating on menstruation, church, and Communion?  They're all great. 
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2014, 01:01:21 AM »
Why are you all hating on menstruation, church, and Communion?  They're all great. 

Church and communion I agree, but menstruation? You know not of what you speak here, Mor.  :P
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2014, 01:21:40 AM »
Why are you all hating on menstruation, church, and Communion?  They're all great. 

Church and communion I agree, but menstruation? You know not of what you speak here, Mor.  :P

That's why I think it's great!
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2014, 01:23:06 AM »
Not funny, Mor.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2014, 01:33:19 AM »
Not funny, Mor.

Oh, I don't know. I laughed. I'm happy to be a girl but I don't begrudge a man for being pleased not to have to deal with this particular issue. :P
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2014, 01:37:09 AM »
Not funny, Mor.

Oh, I don't know. I laughed. I'm happy to be a girl but I don't begrudge a man for being pleased not to have to deal with this particular issue. :P

Heh. Give it another 25 years or so, and I bet you won't feel the same way.  :P ;)
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2014, 01:45:55 AM »
Not funny, Mor.

Oh, I don't know. I laughed. I'm happy to be a girl but I don't begrudge a man for being pleased not to have to deal with this particular issue. :P

Heh. Give it another 25 years or so, and I bet you won't feel the same way.  :P ;)

I know. :/
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2014, 01:47:37 AM »
Sexism, this is your hour. 
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2014, 04:11:25 AM »
Not funny, Mor.

Oh, I don't know. I laughed. I'm happy to be a girl but I don't begrudge a man for being pleased not to have to deal with this particular issue. :P

But they do have to deal with it. Just not in that way. And separately for each woman in their lives.  :police:
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2014, 04:16:45 AM »
First; kind of a stupid thread.

Second; oil would release super glue. You don't have to use acetone.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2014, 04:41:36 AM »
Sexism, this is your hour. 

You rang?

On a somewhat less sexist note, a woman is the most powerful creature there is. A wise man once told me that a woman is the only thing that can bleed for a week straight without dying--not even a grizzly or a rhino can do that.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2014, 04:44:06 AM »
Even seen a female dog in heat? 2 weeks of mess and constant whining.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2014, 04:46:33 AM »
Even seen a female dog in heat?

No, fortunately. I generally draw the line at frognography.

But for the record, Wolfdog hybrids are the best :)
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« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2014, 04:48:04 AM »
I always wanted a hybrid. I don't want to deal with the coat. We had a friend with a hybrid. They shed A LOT several times a year.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2014, 08:52:38 AM »

Ummm.....I hear acetone/nail polish remover, dissolves superglue...

Poor guy.  Imagine heading to the hospital like that....how many jokes he had to endure.  :(

Liza, I think you know I could tell so many stories of the weird things that happen in a hospital. Stuff like this doesn't even surprise me anymore.

Even seen a female dog in heat?

No, fortunately. I generally draw the line at frognography.

But for the record, Wolfdog hybrids are the best :)

The fact that 'frognography' has entered the board lexicon is really hilarious.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2014, 09:07:33 AM »
Sounds like American Pie 2
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2014, 09:27:59 AM »
From now on I'm just going to skip the hassle of posting a link to news stories, and just post a blurb from it. It's not like anyone reads the stories anyway...  :police:
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2014, 09:37:36 AM »
Acetone is great for removing paint, but not much on superglue.  I usually have to go over it with an exacto knife to get all the glue off.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2014, 09:45:03 AM »
How does one mistake the two?  Super glue bottles have a rather unique shape to them.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2014, 09:46:54 AM »
How does one mistake the two?  Super glue bottles have a rather unique shape to them.



Like you're so perfect!  >:(
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2014, 09:48:28 AM »

The wife's reaction is priceless.  :laugh:

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2014, 09:49:43 AM »
I always wanted a hybrid. I don't want to deal with the coat. We had a friend with a hybrid. They shed A LOT several times a year.

Does your friend still have all of their fingers?  Wolf hybrids are dangerous and people that breed them are cruel.  These animals are both wild and domesticated at the same time and are confused, they do not know what to do with themselves.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2014, 09:57:03 AM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

Viking

It's under "non-Religious topics" in the "Free-For-All" section of the website.  Pretty much, the section was made for "nothing to do with Orthodox Christianity" subjects that are non-religious in nature.


You are right but I can't but wonder what a visitor thinking about  Orthodox Christianity would think after seeing this on an Orthodox forum regardless of what the venue was titled.  Thanks.

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Some people want to share eclectic things - I've talked about favorite Interstate Highways and whether or not people think that Justin Bieber will outlive Jimi Hendrix.

This is not the same as the fascination that some have about Super Glue on some poor guys equipment.   Don't patronize me with stupid remarks like this!

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2014, 10:18:10 AM »
I think this is a grave medical concern that ought to have a study done on it.  Government funding is needed to determine how widespread this problem is.
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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2014, 11:27:00 AM »
Even seen a female dog in heat?

No, fortunately. I generally draw the line at frognography.

But for the record, Wolfdog hybrids are the best :)

The fact that 'frognography' has entered the board lexicon is really hilarious.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2014, 11:31:48 AM »
I think this is a grave medical concern that ought to have a study done on it.  Government funding is needed to determine how widespread this problem is.

Would you be willing to participate in said study? I always hear radio ads trying to get people to sign up to be test subjects and they seem to pay pretty well.

I would assume for this one you'd have to sign a waiver stating you won't sue if you lose your ability to, uh, participate in marital non-fasting.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2014, 11:33:31 AM »
I think this is a grave medical concern that ought to have a study done on it.  Government funding is needed to determine how widespread this problem is.

Would you be willing to participate in said study? I always hear radio ads trying to get people to sign up to be test subjects and they seem to pay pretty well.

I would assume for this one you'd have to sign a waiver stating you won't sue if you lose your ability to, uh, participate in marital non-fasting.


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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2014, 11:34:02 AM »
Even seen a female dog in heat?

No, fortunately. I generally draw the line at frognography.

But for the record, Wolfdog hybrids are the best :)

The fact that 'frognography' has entered the board lexicon is really hilarious.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2014, 11:40:38 AM »
Even seen a female dog in heat?

No, fortunately. I generally draw the line at frognography.

But for the record, Wolfdog hybrids are the best :)

The fact that 'frognography' has entered the board lexicon is really hilarious.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2014, 01:09:23 PM »
I think this is a grave medical concern that ought to have a study done on it.  Government funding is needed to determine how widespread this problem is.

Would you be willing to participate in said study? I always hear radio ads trying to get people to sign up to be test subjects and they seem to pay pretty well.

I would assume for this one you'd have to sign a waiver stating you won't sue if you lose your ability to, uh, participate in marital non-fasting.


If by participating you mean collect the money from the government, then yes.  If by participate you mean what I think you mean, then no. I elect Mor for that duty due to his already legendary asceticism.

It really is legendary.  It's so fanciful and bereft of facts that no one believes it, not even me. 
"Do not tempt the Mor thy Mod."

Mor no longer posts on OCNet.  He follows threads, posts his responses daily, occasionally starts threads, and responds to private messages when and as he wants.  But he really isn't around anymore.


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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2014, 02:48:44 PM »
Oh come on everyone !  I thought this forum was supposed to be uplifting.  What does this have to do with Orthodox Christianity?  Good grief !!   Sheshhhhhhhhh,

Viking

It's under "non-Religious topics" in the "Free-For-All" section of the website.  Pretty much, the section was made for "nothing to do with Orthodox Christianity" subjects that are non-religious in nature.


You are right but I can't but wonder what a visitor thinking about  Orthodox Christianity would think after seeing this on an Orthodox forum regardless of what the venue was titled.  Thanks.

Viking

Some people want to share eclectic things - I've talked about favorite Interstate Highways and whether or not people think that Justin Bieber will outlive Jimi Hendrix.

This is not the same as the fascination that some have about Super Glue on some poor guys equipment.   Don't patronize me with stupid remarks like this!

Viking

My apologies if you viewed my comments as patronizing.   :angel:

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2014, 10:31:10 PM »
Acetone is great for removing paint, but not much on superglue.  I usually have to go over it with an exacto knife to get all the glue off.

Even more things you don't want near your genitals.

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Re: I Hate When This Happens
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2014, 11:13:22 PM »
This probably goes outside of the bounds of decency, but superglue has great bonding strength, but not great shearing strength. The bond can easily be broken by moving the glued items in a perpendicular motion to the bond. For example, if you glue your fingers together, if you try to pull them apart, you will tear your skin. If you rub your fingers together, the bond easily breaks without much damage. In other words, well, I think you all can put the pieces together from here.  :-X
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