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« Reply #405 on: Today at 07:06:10 PM »



In the name of the Father...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Son...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Holy Spirit...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

Amen.

Ah... another woman led to Christ.
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« Reply #406 on: Today at 07:06:33 PM »

These words are soooo true . . .thanks for posting, Maria!

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)
 


Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
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« Reply #407 on: Today at 07:07:48 PM »



In the name of the Father...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Son...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Holy Spirit...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

Amen.

Ah... another woman led to Christ.

Not so soon, you big baboon.   Grin
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« Reply #408 on: Today at 07:28:06 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.

Yes . . . we must have taken similar courses.  I was scared to death to complete my final simulation, but it's amazing what you can do to get out of a potentially dangerous situation.
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« Reply #409 on: Today at 07:31:06 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
They have acronyms for such things?  LOL

I don't know if it would render someone unconscious, but it would definitely make them readjust their priorities.  Shocked

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« Reply #410 on: Today at 07:40:14 PM »



In the name of the Father...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Son...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Holy Spirit...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

Amen.

Ah... another woman led to Christ.

One of the requirements of a cleric to baptize I will look for in the future is strong arms and at least 100 babies experience.  I say this out of a personal witness...will say no more than say thank God she is still alive Tongue (this post reminded me of that time)
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« Reply #411 on: Today at 07:41:24 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
They have acronyms for such things?  LOL

I don't know if it would render someone unconscious, but it would definitely make them readjust their priorities.  Shocked



Well, they encouraged us to render the male unconscious or incapacitated with the GTP and then give them a hard punch to the throat at the trachea or a hard kick to the private parts as the final measure.

A hard punch at the throat could kill, couldn't it? I have never had to use such a maneuver, and I hope I never do.

The only karate maneuvers I have had to use were when I was confronted with a huge male rottweiler, and then a few weeks later with a pitbull. In both cases, I used that wax-on, wax-off movement to make myself appear larger, and then I stared at them and shouted, Go Home. Both dogs tucked their tails in, yelped, and ran home.
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« Reply #412 on: Today at 07:48:55 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.
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« Reply #413 on: Today at 08:05:43 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
They have acronyms for such things?  LOL

I don't know if it would render someone unconscious, but it would definitely make them readjust their priorities.  Shocked



Well, they encouraged us to render the male unconscious or incapacitated with the GTP and then give them a hard punch to the throat at the trachea or a hard kick to the private parts as the final measure.

A hard punch at the throat could kill, couldn't it? I have never had to use such a maneuver, and I hope I never do.

The only karate maneuvers I have had to use were when I was confronted with a huge male rottweiler, and then a few weeks later with a pitbull. In both cases, I used that wax-on, wax-off movement to make myself appear larger, and then I stared at them and shouted, Go Home. Both dogs tucked their tails in, yelped, and ran home.
I don't think it could kill, but it certainly would incapacitate. There isn't any vital organs in the throat, so unless you crushed a trachea in such a manner to block it and cause suffocation...

Well, this has certainly taken a disturbing turn.  laugh
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« Reply #414 on: Today at 08:28:34 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
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« Reply #415 on: Today at 09:19:57 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.
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