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« on: June 03, 2014, 09:43:41 PM »

Study Concludes That Female Hurricanes Are More Dangerous Than Male Hurricanes

A controversial new study, published in the prestigious journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America, has suggested that thanks to gender bias, hurricanes with female names are more deadly than hurricanes with male names. Through statistical modeling, the University of Illinois researchers concluded that hurricanes with female names cause around three times more deaths than those with male names.

Rather than this finding being related to the severity of the storms, the team hypothesized that hurricanes with female names may be perceived as less dangerous than those with male names. According to the study, this means that people are less likely to take protective measures such as evacuation during storms with female names and are therefore more vulnerable...
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 01:28:22 AM »

That's Weatherist!
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2014, 01:29:44 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs and Katrina and Sandy lead the pack....
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2014, 01:33:04 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2014, 01:34:31 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2014, 01:36:51 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
Well, even an alpha male dog is a son of a female dog.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2014, 01:39:14 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
Well, even an alpha male dog is a son of a female dog.

Hurricanes are born in the tropical soup of central Africa; so that zone should be considered the ultimate female dog for hurricane births.   laugh
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2014, 01:43:50 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
Well, even an alpha male dog is a son of a female dog.

Hurricanes are born in the tropical soup of central Africa;
Some are, but not all. Then again, with the little boy that's growing right now in the Pacific, we may not see many Atlantic hurricanes this year--they'll all start in the eastern Pacific, instead.

(BTW, if you will recall, one of the most destructive Atlantic hurricanes ever to hit the US was named Andrew.)
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2014, 01:47:21 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
Well, even an alpha male dog is a son of a female dog.

Hurricanes are born in the tropical soup of central Africa;
Some are, but not all. Then again, with the little boy that's growing right now in the Pacific, we may not see many Atlantic hurricanes this year--they'll all start in the eastern Pacific, instead.

Look at Cyclone Hainan.
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2014, 03:37:42 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
Well, even an alpha male dog is a son of a female dog.

Hurricanes are born in the tropical soup of central Africa;
Some are, but not all. Then again, with the little boy that's growing right now in the Pacific, we may not see many Atlantic hurricanes this year--they'll all start in the eastern Pacific, instead.

Look at Cyclone Hainan.
What about it?
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2014, 03:46:30 AM »

This "study" isn't good enough to merit even an IgNobel nomination. It should have also looked at cyclones and typhoons elsewhere in the world.
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2014, 03:06:28 PM »

This is why we should allow sex change operations.  Think of the lives that could be saved.  Think of the kittens. 
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2014, 03:14:19 PM »

This is why we should allow sex change operations.  Think of the lives that could be saved.  Think of the kittens. 
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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2014, 12:18:59 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
Well, even an alpha male dog is a son of a female dog.

Hurricanes are born in the tropical soup of central Africa;
Some are, but not all. Then again, with the little boy that's growing right now in the Pacific, we may not see many Atlantic hurricanes this year--they'll all start in the eastern Pacific, instead.

Look at Cyclone Hainan.
What about it?

Street logic isn't that logical after all....
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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2014, 01:50:08 AM »

shouldn't a male hurricane be called a "himicane"?
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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2014, 03:27:48 AM »


Him/her....LOL!  That's a good one!!!  Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2014, 02:57:55 AM »

As we say on the streets, female hurricanes are bad female dogs....
Does that make a male hurricane a son of a bad female dog?

Alpha male dog.
Well, even an alpha male dog is a son of a female dog.

Hurricanes are born in the tropical soup of central Africa;
Some are, but not all. Then again, with the little boy that's growing right now in the Pacific, we may not see many Atlantic hurricanes this year--they'll all start in the eastern Pacific, instead.

Look at Cyclone Hainan.
What about it?

Street logic isn't that logical after all....
Neither are you, O King of the empire of non sequiturs and red herrings. Wink
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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2014, 03:10:58 AM »

shouldn't a male hurricane be called a "himicane"?

No, it probably should be called a himacane as in give "him a cane."
He has some mobility issues.
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