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Offline poleteo_soko

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« on: April 03, 2014, 04:32:00 PM »
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Re: test
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2014, 04:42:17 PM »

Did you pass the test?
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Re: test
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2014, 07:20:53 PM »
nobody told me there was going to be a test!
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Re: test
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2014, 07:27:51 PM »
A pop test is the worst nightmare!
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
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Re: test
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2014, 08:05:30 PM »
A pop test is the worst nightmare!
When I go to the Coca Cola bottling plant, is there going to be a pop quiz?
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Re: test
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2014, 08:06:09 PM »
A pop test is the worst nightmare!
When I go to the Coca Cola bottling plant, is there going to be a pop quiz?
That is amazing, hahaha

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Re: test
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2014, 01:00:52 AM »
A pop test is the worst nightmare!
When I go to the Coca Cola bottling plant, is there going to be a pop quiz?
That is amazing, hahaha
It's good to see that pun didn't fizzle out.
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Re: test
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2014, 02:33:39 PM »
A pop test is the worst nightmare!
When I go to the Coca Cola bottling plant, is there going to be a pop quiz?
That is amazing, hahaha
It's good to see that pun didn't fizzle out.

Especially when you shook it.

One of my brothers was trying to impress his girlfriend in front of his younger brother, so he quickly downed an entire liter of Pepsi, ran up two flights of stairs in the college dormitory, got to the landing where his girlfriend was, then burped the loudest longest burp he had ever burped.

His girlfriend got nauseated, was humiliated, and then broke up with him that day.
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,
Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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Re: test
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2014, 01:31:18 AM »
A pop test is the worst nightmare!
When I go to the Coca Cola bottling plant, is there going to be a pop quiz?
That is amazing, hahaha
It's good to see that pun didn't fizzle out.

Especially when you shook it.

One of my brothers was trying to impress his girlfriend in front of his younger brother, so he quickly downed an entire liter of Pepsi, ran up two flights of stairs in the college dormitory, got to the landing where his girlfriend was, then burped the loudest longest burp he had ever burped.

His girlfriend got nauseated, was humiliated, and then broke up with him that day.
The roar of a lion is attractive only to a lioness.
Not all who wander are lost.