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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,
Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?
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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?
It would be relatively easy. One could even simply insert into a Homo sapiens the distinctive DNA sequence found in Neanderthals (and some of these sequences still exist in living modern humans today).
« Last Edit: January 15, 2014, 04:43:50 PM by Jetavan »
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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?

I cannot remember where I read this, but some crazy scientist would like to try to clone a prehistoric man.
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,
Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?

I cannot remember where I read this, but some crazy scientist would like to try to clone a prehistoric man.

ROTFL!!!
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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?

I cannot remember where I read this, but some crazy scientist would like to try to clone a prehistoric man.
Harvard Prof Says Neanderthal Clones Possible but Experts Doubt It
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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?
It would be relatively easy. One could even simply insert into a Homo sapiens the distinctive DNA sequence found in Neanderthals (and some of these sequences still exist in living modern humans today).

Really?  (That's a serious "really?")

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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?
It would be relatively easy. One could even simply insert into a Homo sapiens the distinctive DNA sequence found in Neanderthals (and some of these sequences still exist in living modern humans today).

Really?  (That's a serious "really?")


"The draft sequence of the Neanderthal genome provides more evidence that interbreeding between Neanderthals and modern humans may have occurred. It showed more similarities between non-African modern humans and Neanderthals than between African modern humans and Neanderthals. This difference between regions is consistent with interbreeding between Neanderthals and the ancestors of Eurasian modern humans before they branched off into regional groups. Approximately 1 to 4% of non-African modern human DNA is shared with Neanderthals."
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Cloning does not bring back to life, but creates a duplicate. The baptism of Kligonians and Neanderthals is first on the agenda of the next ecumenical council.
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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?
It would be relatively easy. One could even simply insert into a Homo sapiens the distinctive DNA sequence found in Neanderthals (and some of these sequences still exist in living modern humans today).

Really?  (That's a serious "really?")


"The draft sequence of the Neanderthal genome provides more evidence that interbreeding between Neanderthals and modern humans may have occurred. It showed more similarities between non-African modern humans and Neanderthals than between African modern humans and Neanderthals. This difference between regions is consistent with interbreeding between Neanderthals and the ancestors of Eurasian modern humans before they branched off into regional groups. Approximately 1 to 4% of non-African modern human DNA is shared with Neanderthals."

Okie dokie.  Above my pay grade.

So, back to the OP....
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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?

I cannot remember where I read this, but some crazy scientist would like to try to clone a prehistoric man.
Harvard Prof Says Neanderthal Clones Possible but Experts Doubt It

Thank you. That is the article I read about a year ago. I also saw the coverage live on TV.
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,
Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?
It would be relatively easy. One could even simply insert into a Homo sapiens the distinctive DNA sequence found in Neanderthals (and some of these sequences still exist in living modern humans today).

Really?  (That's a serious "really?")


"The draft sequence of the Neanderthal genome provides more evidence that interbreeding between Neanderthals and modern humans may have occurred. It showed more similarities between non-African modern humans and Neanderthals than between African modern humans and Neanderthals. This difference between regions is consistent with interbreeding between Neanderthals and the ancestors of Eurasian modern humans before they branched off into regional groups. Approximately 1 to 4% of non-African modern human DNA is shared with Neanderthals."

Yes, so descendants of Neanderthals have been baptized for nearly 2000 years now.   

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Cloning does not bring back to life, but creates a duplicate. The baptism of Kligonians and Neanderthals is first on the agenda of the next ecumenical council.

Did you forget a smilie?
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
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Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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Cloning does not bring back to life, but creates a duplicate. The baptism of Kligonians and Neanderthals is first on the agenda of the next ecumenical council.

Did you forget a smilie?

Since when does god need smileys? ;D
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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.
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Cloning does not bring back to life, but creates a duplicate. The baptism of Kligonians and Neanderthals is first on the agenda of the next ecumenical council.

Did you forget a smilie?

Up to you if you think it needs a smilie.

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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

This sounds like you harbor crypto-rationalist RC tendencies.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foil_(literature)

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"Train up a Neanderthal in the way he should go; and when he is old, he will not depart from it."
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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

This sounds like you harbor crypto-rationalist RC tendencies.

I harbour whatever you say I harbour.
If I didn't, then why would I say I harboured it?

Just looking for some form of criteria.  
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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

This sounds like you harbor crypto-rationalist RC tendencies.

I harbour whatever you say I harbour.
If I didn't, then why would I say I harboured it?

Just looking for some form of criteria.  

How ridiculously crypto-rationalist of you, Vamrat!! ;D ;D
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I have a similar question.

What about the undead?  :o
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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

Teach him to talk?

Language is innate! I have not studied Neanderthal anatomy and physiology, but If Neanderthal man has the proper equipment needed to vocalize: the correct oral apparatus with good tongue agility, the right placement of vocal folds in the pharyngeal area, and the requisite brain development, and if he is in daily contact with humans, he will learn to speak.
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Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

This sounds like you harbor crypto-rationalist RC tendencies.

I harbour whatever you say I harbour.
If I didn't, then why would I say I harboured it?

Just looking for some form of criteria.  

Your soul is in peril. Criteria sounds a little too close to cafeteria for my tastes.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foil_(literature)

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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

Teach him to talk?

Language is innate! I have not studied Neanderthal anatomy and physiology, but If Neanderthal man has the proper equipment needed to vocalize: the correct oral apparatus with good tongue agility, the right placement of vocal folds in the pharyngeal area, and the requisite brain development, and if he is in daily contact with humans, he will learn to speak.

Only that which can speak can be dumb.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foil_(literature)

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Language is innate! I have not studied Neanderthal anatomy and physiology, but If Neanderthal man has the proper equipment needed to vocalize: the correct oral apparatus with good tongue agility, the right placement of vocal folds in the pharyngeal area, and the requisite brain development, and if he is in daily contact with humans, he will learn to speak.

No baptism for voiceless then?

What about the undead?  :o

AFAIK, Catholics do something like that. They think 1-hour dead is not dead yet or sort of.
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Studies show that a small portion of human DNA is Neanderthal. So in a way, Neanderthals are getting baptized.

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@jetavan - (again) btw are "hominids" pre- or post- Neanderthal? Do they qualify for Baptism?
According to the most recent classification, "hominid" would include all great apes (orangutan, chimps, gorillas, and humans).

However, historically, "hominid" has been limited to modern humans and their ancestors who split from the great apes, and this would include the genera Australopithecus and Homo (Homo erectus and Homo sapiens, e.g.). Neanderthals would be (according to some anthropologists) a subspecies of Homo sapiens and thus also hominid.

I believe all living beings qualify for Baptism -- that is, Baptism of the Holy Spirit, not necessarily Baptism with water.

Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

How likely is that to happen?
It would be relatively easy. One could even simply insert into a Homo sapiens the distinctive DNA sequence found in Neanderthals (and some of these sequences still exist in living modern humans today).

It may also be fair to point out though however that while it can be done, there is a very good chance that it would be a stillborn or would die minutes after birth. Even modern animals that we clone die prematurely more often than they survive. Now add to that the complications of cloning an extinct species.
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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

Well what if he can't?

The mentally incapacitated sometimes can't and yet the Church baptizes and communes them.
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Really?  What are you all going to postulate about next, Brian the alien kid from the Excede Internet ads? 

People without faith tend to view religious belief as absurd.

Do we really need to reinforce their preconceptions by entertaining a supposedly serious  discussion about a hypothetical absurdity?  (If memory serves me right, stuff like this usually was usually discussed best late at night in a hazy college dorm when one was about nineteen years old. )

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Raise him as a human and teach him to talk.  If he believes the Nicean Creed then baptize and commune him as normal.

Well what if he can't?

The mentally incapacitated sometimes can't and yet the Church baptizes and communes them.

It seems that the crux of the matter is whether or not Neanderthals were human.  I think they are, but 'I think' is not a good argument.  By 'teach to talk' I meant 'learn him some language'.  A retard we can already assume is human even though he may not be up to par mentally it is the same as for a genius to be compared to someone of standard intellect.  A Neanderthal would be something brought back that is no more.  We are not 100% certain, but I figure if something can speak enough that we can question it and then knows and understands the Nicean Creed he is probably more Christian than a Homo Sapiens Sapiens who does not.
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Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

We wait for the Vatican to make a decision on what to do, and then we agree to do anything else but that.  ;) 
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Okay, so what if Neanderthal man is brought back to life through cloning and access to some viable DNA from a frozen corpse?

We wait for the Vatican to make a decision on what to do, and then we agree to do anything else but that.  ;) 

Much like a two year old!

No, this time we must be proactive.
However, I think the Vatican beat us. Didn't they come out with some document on how to evangelize aliens, and would not Neanderthals be considered alien to us.
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There's debate whether Neanderthals are a subspecies of modern humans, Homo sapiens neanderthalensis, or their own distinct species, Homo neanderthalensis. In either case, they're hominid (part of the human lineage within the Hominidae) status is unperturbed.

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In that article you linked, where there is a display, it looked so realistic.
Harvard Prof Says Neanderthal Clones Possible but Experts Doubt It



Aren't there some folks today who have strong Neanderthal traits? I mean couldn't someone dress them up like Neanderthals and fool a lot of people into thinking that they had cloned them?
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No way the guy in that picture should get baptized. He looks like hell.

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No way the guy in that picture should get baptized. He looks like hell.

I have seen guys that look worse. I certainly would not like to meet them in a dark alley.
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No way the guy in that picture should get baptized. He looks like hell.

I have seen guys that look worse. I certainly would not like to meet them in a dark alley.

He doesn't look bad, but non-human.

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No way the guy in that picture should get baptized. He looks like hell.

I have seen guys that look worse. I certainly would not like to meet them in a dark alley.

He doesn't look bad, but non-human.

Yeah, he has that cave man look that drives some women crazy.
Remember the TV show, The Flintstones?  Barney?
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No way the guy in that picture should get baptized. He looks like hell.

I have seen guys that look worse. I certainly would not like to meet them in a dark alley.

He doesn't look bad, but non-human.

Yeah, he has that cave man look that drives some women crazy.
Remember the TV show, The Flintstones?  Barney?

I meant he looks worse than bad, he is beyond human comparison (non-human, horrific).

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No way the guy in that picture should get baptized. He looks like hell.

Like monk.
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They'd certainly dominate professional sports and strength-building exercises in particular, that's for sure.
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They'd certainly dominate professional sports and strength-building exercises in particular, that's for sure.
They were short.   Basketball's definitely a non-starter.

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They'd certainly dominate professional sports and strength-building exercises in particular, that's for sure.
They were short.   Basketball's definitely a non-starter.
Never heard of Spud Webb, winner of a slam dunk contest while being one of the shortest NBA players in history, at 5'7"?
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That seems like any discussion on Catholic-Orthodox board or on Politics.
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That seems like any discussion on Catholic-Orthodox board or on Politics.

Brilliantly ambivalent.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

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