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« on: November 24, 2013, 12:36:13 AM »

Enjoy the 50th anniversary of one of your favorite TV shows.
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2013, 12:38:44 AM »

LOL.
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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2013, 12:42:05 AM »

Enjoy the 50th anniversary of one of your favorite TV shows.

That's cold lol.
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2013, 12:43:31 AM »

I have no idea what this TV show is or what it's about, but forced abstinence sounds as unfortunate as it is.
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2013, 01:48:53 AM »

Is the Zapruder film a TV show now? Huh
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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2013, 01:49:41 AM »

Is the Zapruder film a TV show now? Huh

I thought it was an entire industry...

But he meant something else. There's a thread about it elsewhere on the site...
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2013, 01:52:38 AM »

The Doctor regenerates asexually from all the blather I've heard over the last week about this non-event. He is their hope for their own procreation.
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2013, 02:33:23 AM »

If only they had put that Dr. Who reboot money into a British SG-1 instead.
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2013, 02:59:59 AM »

I've seen about two minutes of a Dr. Who episode. I turned it on to see what all the fuss was about, saw whatever this is:



And knew it was not for me.
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2013, 03:23:49 AM »

I have never watched a Doctor Who episode for more than about a minute... but I suppose I would consider watching an entire episode if Karen Gillan happened to be in it.

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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2013, 03:54:05 AM »

Enjoy the 50th anniversary of one of your favorite TV shows.
Wuss!
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2013, 03:20:52 PM »

I've seen about two minutes of a Dr. Who episode. I turned it on to see what all the fuss was about, saw whatever this is:



And knew it was not for me.
You don't question Dr. Who. You just accept Dr. Who.
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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2013, 03:24:29 PM »

Enjoy the 50th anniversary of one of your favorite TV shows.

We have, very much, ta.
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2013, 03:30:38 PM »

I have never watched a Doctor Who episode for more than about a minute... but I suppose I would consider watching an entire episode if Karen Gillan happened to be in it.


You should have been around for Tegan and Nissa.
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2013, 03:35:09 PM »

I've seen about two minutes of a Dr. Who episode. I turned it on to see what all the fuss was about, saw whatever this is:



And knew it was not for me.
You don't question Dr. Who. You just accept Dr. Who.

Doctor Who, but then we know you've had sex at least two times, so the mistake can be forgiven.

And Zealous the scene you referred in your post was in fact in one of the five episodes I committed to watching before becoming all too certain of my gut's previous rejection of this ridiculous show.

I haven't totally written off the show. If I am ever castrated, I'll give it another try.
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« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2013, 03:38:42 PM »

I've seen about two minutes of a Dr. Who episode. I turned it on to see what all the fuss was about, saw whatever this is:



And knew it was not for me.
You don't question Dr. Who. You just accept Dr. Who.

Doctor Who, but then we know you've had sex at least two times, so the mistake can be forgiven.

And Zealous the scene you referred in your post was in fact in one of the five episodes I committed to watching before becoming all too certain of my gut's previous rejection of this ridiculous show.

I haven't totally written off the show. If I am ever castrated, I'll give it another try.

The longer you post here, dear friend, the more I realize you are one of the most miserable people I've ever come across. Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2013, 03:48:25 PM »

I had no idea Doctor Who existed until 2 years ago when I saw t-shirts, toys, whatever at the mall. I still haven't watched a single episode, and as a nerd it looks way too nerdy for me.

The longer you post here, dear friend, the more I realize you are one of the most miserable people I've ever come across. Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2013, 03:53:30 PM »

I've seen about two minutes of a Dr. Who episode. I turned it on to see what all the fuss was about, saw whatever this is:



And knew it was not for me.
You don't question Dr. Who. You just accept Dr. Who.

Doctor Who, but then we know you've had sex at least two times, so the mistake can be forgiven.

And Zealous the scene you referred in your post was in fact in one of the five episodes I committed to watching before becoming all too certain of my gut's previous rejection of this ridiculous show.

I haven't totally written off the show. If I am ever castrated, I'll give it another try.

The longer you post here, dear friend, the more I realize you are one of the most miserable people I've ever come across. Smiley

If you knew the half of it.
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