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Offline IoanC

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2013, 04:38:30 AM »
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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2013, 07:17:37 AM »
I am too lazy to read through all of them.

Not to mention they are about as entertaining and specific as the daily horoscope.

Plus it calls Peter Singer a "person of good will."
Dude you been creepin on my YouTube playlist?
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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2013, 07:32:17 AM »
Provoker in-training to be a Street Corner Prophet.

I've noticed this board is the only religious one I've ever seen without a sizable atheist minority.
True, I wonder why that is.  Maybe because the pat responses don't work well here as we aren't sola scriptura and Orthodox doctrine is lesser known and therefore harder to argue against.
More like it is hard to argue against THE TRUTH.

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2013, 07:37:45 AM »
Provoker in-training to be a Street Corner Prophet.

I've noticed this board is the only religious one I've ever seen without a sizable atheist minority.
True, I wonder why that is.  Maybe because the pat responses don't work well here as we aren't sola scriptura and Orthodox doctrine is lesser known and therefore harder to argue against.
More like it is hard to argue against THE TRUTH.
Nah its harder to wrestle with it.
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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2013, 07:41:58 AM »
Provoker in-training to be a Street Corner Prophet.

I've noticed this board is the only religious one I've ever seen without a sizable atheist minority.
True, I wonder why that is.  Maybe because the pat responses don't work well here as we aren't sola scriptura and Orthodox doctrine is lesser known and therefore harder to argue against.
I've shown atheists this board before, and they all think we are nutjobs. Not even kidding.
I'll take that as a compliment.  ;D

Then I'm at home, everyone thinks I'm a nutjob

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2013, 07:48:52 AM »
Provoker in-training to be a Street Corner Prophet.

I've noticed this board is the only religious one I've ever seen without a sizable atheist minority.
True, I wonder why that is.  Maybe because the pat responses don't work well here as we aren't sola scriptura and Orthodox doctrine is lesser known and therefore harder to argue against.
More like it is hard to argue against THE TRUTH.
Nah its harder to wrestle with it.

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #51 on: October 23, 2013, 07:52:51 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2013, 08:19:41 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
You secretly sacked Constantinople?
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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2013, 08:42:51 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
You secretly sacked Constantinople?


Cant I secretly be an Orthodox Crusader? :(

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2013, 08:46:51 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
You secretly sacked Constantinople?


Cant I secretly be an Orthodox Crusader? :(
I've never heard of such a thing, but perhaps you can be the first one!   ;D
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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2013, 09:06:03 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
You secretly sacked Constantinople?


Cant I secretly be an Orthodox Crusader? :(
I've never heard of such a thing, but perhaps you can be the first one!   ;D

Call me a pioneer  ;D

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2013, 09:23:05 AM »
Not really a Troll, just an avid information fisher.

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2013, 09:32:59 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
You secretly sacked Constantinople?


Cant I secretly be an Orthodox Crusader? :(
I've never heard of such a thing, but perhaps you can be the first one!   ;D

Heraclius' war against the Sassanids to recapture the True Cross is sometimes called the "first crusade", so he's not the first Orthodox crusader.
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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #58 on: October 23, 2013, 02:21:39 PM »
I generally find that the old Flame Warriors are still quite applicable, so...
I love that site.  Only problem is I match about 15 of them, so I can't pick just one...  :laugh:

I can't find even one to match me  :-\

http://www.flamewarriorsguide.com/warriorshtm/admin.htm

Here you go.

Not even close :)
I have found you.  End of story.

http://www.flamewarriorsguide.com/warriorshtm/eaglescout.htm

I thought that it also applied to me until I read  the last paragraph: "CAUTION: Sometimes Imposter,   Evil Clown or Troller will masquerade as Eagle Scout. There have also been reports of Eagle Scout becoming Jekyl and Hyde."  :)

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #59 on: November 10, 2013, 06:00:06 PM »
I like to think of myself as a scholar except higher.  Maybe demigod is a more accurate description.

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #60 on: November 10, 2013, 06:17:33 PM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
Can we turn this into a rap and make millions?
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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #61 on: November 13, 2013, 03:11:21 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
You secretly sacked Constantinople?


Cant I secretly be an Orthodox Crusader? :(
I've never heard of such a thing, but perhaps you can be the first one!   ;D

Heraclius' war against the Sassanids to recapture the True Cross is sometimes called the "first crusade", so he's not the first Orthodox crusader.
Thanx for killing my excitement

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Re: What sorta Holy Troller Are You?
« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2013, 03:13:23 AM »
I'm a Street Corner Prophet, and secretly a Crusader
Can we turn this into a rap and make millions?
Can I?  :-\