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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #450 on: October 18, 2013, 09:09:07 AM »
ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!  I DECREE MYSELF TO BE ULTIMATE MOD. YOU ARE ALL BANNED!!!



Wowzers!!  Out of your bunker, into a field, all bare-chested and MANLY,  and wow, what a  beard, Triggie!  I didn't think you had it in you!!

I'm thinkin' we should rename this thread "A better Beard?", but we've already been through that. :(  Oh well....
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #451 on: October 18, 2013, 09:20:01 AM »
If someone doesn't want strict moderated rudeness than HE IS HERE FOR THE WRONG REASONS!

"Then"!

A better board starts with better spelling.  :police:




Nope. It starts with having you under surveillance. You started your trolling siesta early today. I think the REAL mods(not your friends) should look through your posts and judge how many of them are off-topic mean bickering remarks.

"Surveillance"??? ::)  What do you think this is, some kind of internet police state??  "Trolling" :o ::) ??? and Romaios? :o :o  You really gotta be kidding!!!  The ONLY troll-like behavior  I've noticed in this thread, is from you lovetzatziki. 

By the way, moderators on this board are NOT trolls.  Trolls may wish they were moderators, so they can impose their neuroses on others and shut people down who they don't like, but I don't see that happening any time soon.  Thank God.  :P
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #452 on: October 18, 2013, 09:36:07 AM »
If orthonorm says there should be a forum for shut-ins. What about for shut-outs?
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #453 on: October 18, 2013, 09:51:46 AM »
It is funny that the people who complain the most of trolling on meanness seem to be the people who do it the most.  The lack of self-awareness is probably the most humorous part of this whole thing.  :laugh:
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #454 on: October 18, 2013, 09:53:43 AM »
It is funny that the people who complain the most of trolling on meanness seem to be the people who do it the most.  The lack of self-awareness is probably the most humorous part of this whole thing.  :laugh:

Humorous, and sad.





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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #455 on: October 18, 2013, 10:41:32 AM »
If orthonorm says there should be a forum for shut-ins. What about for shut-outs?

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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #456 on: October 18, 2013, 02:12:09 PM »
ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!  I DECREE MYSELF TO BE ULTIMATE MOD. YOU ARE ALL BANNED!!!



Is immodest.

Men should not be baring their boobs.

 :police:


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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #457 on: October 18, 2013, 02:14:49 PM »
ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!  I DECREE MYSELF TO BE ULTIMATE MOD. YOU ARE ALL BANNED!!!



Is immodest.

Men should not be baring their boobs.

 :police:


 ::)

He's not.  His hair is covering everything.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #458 on: October 18, 2013, 02:47:40 PM »
ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!  I DECREE MYSELF TO BE ULTIMATE MOD. YOU ARE ALL BANNED!!!



Is immodest.

Men should not be baring their boobs.

 :police:


 ::)

He's not.  His hair is covering everything.

His beard needs to grow about six more inches to cover everything.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #459 on: October 18, 2013, 02:49:04 PM »
Men should not be baring their boobs.

Couldn't agree more.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #460 on: October 18, 2013, 02:50:35 PM »
Men should not be baring their boobs.

Couldn't agree more.

Mind your own business.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #461 on: October 18, 2013, 02:52:17 PM »
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #462 on: October 18, 2013, 02:57:48 PM »
At least he's wearing pants and not trying to bromance anyone.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #463 on: October 18, 2013, 02:59:39 PM »
"May Thy Cross, O Lord, in which I seek refuge, be for me a bridge across the great river of fire.  May I pass along it to the habitation of life." ~St. Ephraim the Syrian

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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #464 on: October 18, 2013, 04:14:29 PM »
Men should not be baring their boobs.

Couldn't agree more.

Mind your own business.

Was that rude? ;D ;D

Forgive me. Perhaps I was a bit too pithy. I should have stated that I have no objections to the gentleman's photo provided by TheTrisagion. Although there are certainly gentlemen who would be well advised to keep it under wraps.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #465 on: October 18, 2013, 04:21:07 PM »
"Theater of the absurd. n.  A form of drama that emphasizes the absurdity of human existence by employing disjointed, repetitious, and meaningless dialogue, purposeless and confusing situations, and plots that lack realistic or logical development." http://www.thefreedictionary.com/theater+of+the+absurd

See also: "A better Board."   http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,54184.new.html#new

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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #466 on: October 18, 2013, 04:22:02 PM »
His hair is covering everything.

My hair is thrice as developed as his.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #467 on: October 18, 2013, 04:25:24 PM »
"Theater of the absurd. n.  A form of drama that emphasizes the absurdity of human existence by employing disjointed, repetitious, and meaningless dialogue, purposeless and confusing situations, and plots that lack realistic or logical development." http://www.thefreedictionary.com/theater+of+the+absurd

See also: "A better Board."   http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,54184.new.html#new

 :)

That made me laugh out loud.  Very out loud!  Nice one! ;D ;D
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #468 on: October 18, 2013, 04:42:16 PM »
His hair is covering everything.

My hair is thrice as developed as his.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #469 on: October 18, 2013, 05:45:45 PM »
This is the better board , I see the improvement already. :angel:
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #470 on: October 18, 2013, 07:07:22 PM »
"Theater of the absurd. n.  A form of drama that emphasizes the absurdity of human existence by employing disjointed, repetitious, and meaningless dialogue, purposeless and confusing situations, and plots that lack realistic or logical development." http://www.thefreedictionary.com/theater+of+the+absurd

See also: "A better Board."   http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,54184.new.html#new

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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #471 on: October 18, 2013, 08:37:29 PM »
This is what is wrong with the board. Every thread gets turned into Trisagion and Co. starting up the comedy routine.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #472 on: October 19, 2013, 05:37:11 PM »
It is funny that the people who complain the most of trolling on meanness seem to be the people who do it the most.  The lack of self-awareness is probably the most humorous part of this whole thing.  :laugh:

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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #473 on: October 19, 2013, 05:40:31 PM »
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #474 on: October 19, 2013, 05:41:41 PM »
This is what is wrong with the board. Every thread gets turned into Trisagion and Co. starting up the comedy routine.

Discussion and life itself would be better without humor, but what can you do?
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #475 on: October 19, 2013, 09:09:43 PM »
This is what is wrong with the board. Every thread gets turned into Trisagion and Co. starting up the comedy routine.
I missed this.  I feel better now that I have been singled out.  It is as if all my hard work has now been acknowledged, and I am honored to be recognized by the chief humorist.

Thank you William.  Your support is much appreciated.

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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #476 on: October 19, 2013, 09:19:48 PM »
This is what is wrong with the board. Every thread gets turned into Trisagion and Co. starting up the comedy routine.
I missed this.  I feel better now that I have been singled out.  It is as if all my hard work has now been acknowledged, and I am honored to be recognized by the chief humorist.

LOL.  "Chief humorist", he says. 
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #477 on: October 19, 2013, 09:21:55 PM »
This is what is wrong with the board. Every thread gets turned into Trisagion and Co. starting up the comedy routine.
I missed this.  I feel better now that I have been singled out.  It is as if all my hard work has now been acknowledged, and I am honored to be recognized by the chief humorist.

LOL.  "Chief humorist", he says. 
Quiet.  You are apparently only part of my company, so you are not permitted to have a voice.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #478 on: October 19, 2013, 09:30:18 PM »
I am part of "and Co."?  Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!!!  :P
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #479 on: October 19, 2013, 09:32:04 PM »
I am part of "and Co."?  Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!!!  :P
Any humor on the board is part of my "and Co."  It was not easy for me to get the head position and I will not let it go easily.
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Re: A better Board?
« Reply #480 on: October 19, 2013, 09:52:22 PM »
Any humor on the board is part of my "and Co."  It was not easy for me to get the head position and I will not let it go easily.
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