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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #225 on: October 11, 2013, 08:13:18 AM »
Nerdy could learn from Ned Flanders.
This made me laugh.  :laugh:
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« Reply #226 on: October 11, 2013, 08:14:21 AM »
Kerdy, I think if you weren't so darned sanctimonious, it might be easier to consider the legitimacy of your statements.
The term planet earth is an innovation which has arisen in recent centuries with the error of heliocentrism.

If one wants to confess a pure doctrine of Orthodoxy, they should be careful not to refer to the earth as a planet, unlike the current Pope as well as Patriarch Kirill and Patriarch Bartholomew, who regularly speak in error when they refer to our planet earth.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #227 on: October 11, 2013, 08:14:31 AM »
Matthew 24:9 doesn't mention hamburgers, IIRC.  Unless you mean hamburgers will lead to tribulation if we don't stand up to this NOW.
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« Reply #228 on: October 11, 2013, 08:18:21 AM »
Kerdy, I think if you weren't so darned sanctimonious, it might be easier to consider the legitimacy of your statements.

Not really. Kerdy gives you the worst of both worlds: unearned sanctimony along with wisdom that has the logic small kitchen appliance instructions.
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Re: Have we reached OUR Sodom and Gomorrah?
« Reply #229 on: October 11, 2013, 08:26:00 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #230 on: October 11, 2013, 08:27:26 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #231 on: October 11, 2013, 08:40:10 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #232 on: October 11, 2013, 08:40:53 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

...from kitchen appliances.
The term planet earth is an innovation which has arisen in recent centuries with the error of heliocentrism.

If one wants to confess a pure doctrine of Orthodoxy, they should be careful not to refer to the earth as a planet, unlike the current Pope as well as Patriarch Kirill and Patriarch Bartholomew, who regularly speak in error when they refer to our planet earth.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #233 on: October 11, 2013, 08:42:34 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

...from kitchen appliances.

Ouch. :P
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #234 on: October 11, 2013, 08:45:46 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

Not really.

Nevertheless, how is that related to thread about hamburgers?
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #235 on: October 11, 2013, 08:48:49 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

Not really.

Nevertheless, how is that related to thread about hamburgers?
It follows the logic of this thread. 
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« Reply #236 on: October 11, 2013, 08:51:40 AM »
And with each post you do nothing but prove yourselves, reveal your hearts and minds so that others easily identify you. 
And you don't even realize this.  That's really sad. :(

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #237 on: October 11, 2013, 08:52:49 AM »
And with each post you do nothing but prove yourselves, reveal your hearts and minds so that others easily identify you. 
And you don't even realize this.  That's really sad. :(

And I thought masturbation is a sin.
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #238 on: October 11, 2013, 08:59:25 AM »
So my takeaway from this thread:  When I make hamburgers this weekend, DON'T put styrofoam tasting communion wafers in my burger.  Got it.
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« Reply #239 on: October 11, 2013, 09:07:34 AM »
^ please don't say takeaway again.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #240 on: October 11, 2013, 09:10:50 AM »
^ please don't say takeaway again.

Thanks.

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« Reply #241 on: October 11, 2013, 10:55:08 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

...from kitchen appliances.


Ouch. :P

Sadly, life apparently does imitate online absurdity as this recent news item from England reveals.    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #242 on: October 11, 2013, 11:12:03 AM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

...from kitchen appliances.


Ouch. :P

Sadly, life apparently does imitate online absurdity as this recent news item from England reveals.    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #243 on: October 11, 2013, 01:35:32 PM »
And with each post you do nothing but prove yourselves, reveal your hearts and minds so that others easily identify you. 
And you don't even realize this.  That's really sad. :(
And you don't even realize this.  That's really sad. :(
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« Reply #244 on: October 11, 2013, 01:50:55 PM »
sadness is sad.  :-[ :-\ :)
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« Reply #245 on: October 11, 2013, 01:51:41 PM »
sadness is sad.  :-[ :-\ :)
Unless being sad is what makes you happy  ??? ???.
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« Reply #246 on: October 11, 2013, 02:00:13 PM »
sadness is sad.  :-[ :-\ :)
Unless being sad is what makes you happy  ??? ???.

That's a form of masochism.  And paradoxical.
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« Reply #247 on: October 11, 2013, 02:03:19 PM »
sadness is sad.  :-[ :-\ :)
Unless being sad is what makes you happy  ??? ???.

That's a form of masochism.  And paradoxical.
On a serious note.  I went through a time of depression in my life during college that lasted so long that once I sought treatment and it lifted, I felt very empty because I was used to the strong emotional despair always being there that I in a way missed the strong force of emotion.  I don't know if others who have experienced longlasting depression have had a similar experience or not, but it was quite strange.
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« Reply #248 on: October 11, 2013, 02:32:27 PM »
sadness is sad.  :-[ :-\ :)
Unless being sad is what makes you happy  ??? ???.

That's a form of masochism.  And paradoxical.

Well...yes, it is.  Paradoxical, anyway.
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« Reply #249 on: October 11, 2013, 02:37:28 PM »
sadness is sad.  :-[ :-\ :)
Unless being sad is what makes you happy  ??? ???.

That's a form of masochism.  And paradoxical.
On a serious note.  I went through a time of depression in my life during college that lasted so long that once I sought treatment and it lifted, I felt very empty because I was used to the strong emotional despair always being there that I in a way missed the strong force of emotion.  I don't know if others who have experienced longlasting depression have had a similar experience or not, but it was quite strange.

Even though I've never had any serious depression (that I'm aware of anyway), I understand what you're saying.  We become attached to and "fond" of almost any strong emotion that hangs around for a long time.  When it goes, it's as if we've lost a "friend".  Not a very good friend, mind you, but one who was with us through thick and thin.
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« Reply #250 on: October 11, 2013, 07:10:18 PM »
sadness is sad.  :-[ :-\ :)
You know what really makes me sad...
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #251 on: October 11, 2013, 07:47:30 PM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

Not really.

Nevertheless, how is that related to thread about hamburgers?

I feel sorry for you and your willful ignorance.
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #252 on: October 11, 2013, 07:50:35 PM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

...from kitchen appliances.


Ouch. :P

Sadly, life apparently does imitate online absurdity as this recent news item from England reveals.    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520

Thus is Kerdy proved right. Every time someone says something idiotic on this forum, something painfully creepy happens with some guy in England. I hope you're all happy.
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #253 on: October 11, 2013, 07:54:55 PM »
Why the reference to kitchen appliances? Even though I don't like Putin's policies very much, I approve of the law against homosexual propaganda, because it defines a clear position for Russians to take in a moral regard. This is a start, but more needs to be done, both legislatively and outside the government, to prevent Russia from turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.

???

Russia is facing a Sodomite epidemic.

...from kitchen appliances.


Ouch. :P

Sadly, life apparently does imitate online absurdity as this recent news item from England reveals.    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520

Thus is Kerdy proved right. Every time someone says something idiotic on this forum, something painfully creepy happens with some guy in England. I hope you're all happy.
If I has some uberweird sexual predilections such as that fellow in England, you can be danged sure that I would not be calling the fire dept.  I would figure out some other way to get that thing off.  It's a toaster for pete's sake, it has to be able to be disassembled somehow...
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #254 on: October 12, 2013, 12:48:19 PM »
If I has some uberweird sexual predilections such as that fellow in England, you can be danged sure that I would not be calling the fire dept.  I would figure out some other way to get that thing off.  It's a toaster for pete's sake, it has to be able to be disassembled somehow...
The problem here is you're assuming the person who thinks it perfectly reasonable to abuse a toaster in such a way is going to be able to think his way through disassembling a toaster. There comes a point when logic and linear thinking are off the table.
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #255 on: October 12, 2013, 01:16:37 PM »
If I has some uberweird sexual predilections such as that fellow in England, you can be danged sure that I would not be calling the fire dept.  I would figure out some other way to get that thing off.  It's a toaster for pete's sake, it has to be able to be disassembled somehow...

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #256 on: October 12, 2013, 02:10:26 PM »
Alright...that was horrifying, but I will admit that I lost it at "To infinity and beyond!"

There is so much wrong with this world... :-[

Edit: I feel like I should direct my atheist/agnostic friends to that article whenever they make a claim about how "outdated" the supposedly backwards laws of the Bible are...after all, we're not a bunch of base, animalistic nutcases who need to be reminded by God that we cannot marry goats or whatever, unlike those superstitious tribesmen in the Bible. We've "evolved". Pfft. Tell that to the poor ER doctors who have to deal with this stuff!
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #257 on: October 12, 2013, 02:18:17 PM »
This is completely twisted, even worse than BDSM if the penis toaster report is true.Ugh! Now I know why porn is so dangerous. It gives people disgusting ideas and makes them do stupid stuff.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #258 on: October 12, 2013, 07:15:27 PM »
This is completely twisted, even worse than BDSM if the penis toaster report is true.Ugh! Now I know why porn is so dangerous. It gives people disgusting ideas and makes them do stupid stuff.
Porn encourages people to fornicate with toasters?  This I did not know.  :o
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #259 on: October 12, 2013, 07:29:16 PM »
Yeah, if that were true there would be an epidemic of such incidents across the country, and parents would be warned to keep their toasters out of reach of their teenage sons.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #260 on: October 12, 2013, 07:32:43 PM »
Yeah, if that were true there would be an epidemic of such incidents across the country, and parents would be warned to keep their toasters out of reach of their teenage sons warnings in the instruction booklet. Like that chainsaw with the 'do not attempt to stop the blade with your hands or genitals' codicil.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #261 on: October 13, 2013, 07:53:06 AM »
Yeah, if that were true there would be an epidemic of such incidents across the country, and parents would be warned to keep their toasters out of reach of their teenage sons.

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #262 on: October 13, 2013, 02:00:21 PM »
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #263 on: October 13, 2013, 03:05:32 PM »
This is completely twisted, even worse than BDSM if the penis toaster report is true.Ugh! Now I know why porn is so dangerous. It gives people disgusting ideas and makes them do stupid stuff.
Porn encourages people to fornicate with toasters?  This I did not know.  :o
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #264 on: December 18, 2013, 12:01:03 AM »
This is worse than what Pussy Riot did, because an altar can be reconsecrated, but once the Eucharist is eaten and used as profane food and not as what it should be, nothing can be done except apply ecclesiastical penalties to the offender
So what did Pussy riot succeed in doing anyway? Did they desecrate the church or do some kind of occult ritual, or what?

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #265 on: December 18, 2013, 07:32:25 AM »
This is worse than what Pussy Riot did, because an altar can be reconsecrated, but once the Eucharist is eaten and used as profane food and not as what it should be, nothing can be done except apply ecclesiastical penalties to the offender
So what did Pussy riot succeed in doing anyway? Did they desecrate the church or do some kind of occult ritual, or what?

They succeeded in making jackasses out of themselves.  They sang an obscene song in the form of a prayer with an anti-Putin message.  And they did it in a church.
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #266 on: December 06, 2014, 08:51:42 AM »
I think it is unfair to claim that this restaurant is purposefully and directly mocking the Eucharist.  They are heavy metal fans and this burger is an homage to the band Ghost.  For reference:



I finally got around to listening to the band on Youtube.  Prior to listening to "Secular Haze", the Youtube ad was for Chris Tomlin's new CD.  I thought that was funny.

EDIT:  Ghost is a really lame band.
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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #267 on: December 06, 2014, 11:17:08 PM »
The central rite of our faith and by extension Christ is being mocked and disrespected. No big deal!!!!
hahahaha its so funny what is even more funny is those silly fundamentalist bumpkins being outraged at an insult to our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ...don't they realize that it is right and normal and even praiseworthy
in our culture to spit upon the cross of Christ?


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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #268 on: December 09, 2014, 06:42:46 PM »
Is your statement real or sarcastic? It is impossible to tell with typed text unless you use "irony quotes" for sarcasm. Why would a group be wearing Satanic crosses, have people dressed as Darth Vader, and a person in a mockery of Western bishops‘ Vestment, if not as an insult?

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Re: Have we reached OUR sodom and Ghamorah?
« Reply #269 on: December 09, 2014, 06:47:09 PM »
Is your statement real or sarcastic? It is impossible to tell with typed text unless you use "irony quotes" for sarcasm. Why would a group be wearing Satanic crosses, have people dressed as Darth Vader, and a person in a mockery of Western bishops‘ Vestment, if not as an insult?

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