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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2013, 01:32:44 PM »
Sigh...maybe someone will collate Wisdom from Pasadi...


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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2013, 01:39:17 PM »
Sigh...maybe someone will collate Wisdom from Pasadi...



Fortunately, the forum already provides that for us.  :laugh:

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5483;sa=showPosts
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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2013, 01:52:57 PM »
We just don't get straight-forward truth like this anymore!

In my understanding tobaco and masturbation can be ticket to Hell, masturbation being fronication with hand. Is good to confess them and based on next story, it may be mandatory to confess masturbation.

There was child dying and he was resurected and while alive asked for priest that arrived. hHe explained that Holy Mother of God came and told him that he should go to Hell unless he confess while being revived. So he confessed.

To let tobaco go don't do it immediately since it can affect your heart, take one cigar out a day every week or something like that and in one year be done with it. make sure you don't smoke before death and if smoked before confess them.

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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2013, 01:59:43 PM »
This is one of my favorites...

I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell. The tantrum can take 110 years at most for most people in our life with atheism, abortion, masturbation, smoking, fornication and such.

Its true Eastern orthodoxy has confession that can put people back on track. This needs to be used.
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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2013, 02:01:52 PM »
And also the classic "Adopt a man from Hell" Thread.

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,41746.msg682138.html#msg682138

The best part is when he makes rules for the adoption and uses game theory to try and maximize return on time invested in prayer.  :laugh:
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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2013, 02:02:43 PM »
My God...
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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2013, 03:08:55 PM »
I have so much to learn.
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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2013, 03:38:58 PM »
And also the classic "Adopt a man from Hell" Thread.

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,41746.msg682138.html#msg682138

The best part is when he makes rules for the adoption and uses game theory to try and maximize return on time invested in prayer.  :laugh:

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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2013, 03:40:32 PM »
Holy ones are never appreciated in their own time. First we kill them, then we celebrate them.

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Catholic holy water is unsafe to drink, studies show!
« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2013, 11:36:21 PM »
In light of the other thread, here is recent article detailing why catholic holy water is unsafe to drink, mainly because it is contaminated with faecal matter and other nasties.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/18/us-austria-water-idUSBRE98H0AG20130918
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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #57 on: September 23, 2013, 10:41:00 PM »
Holy ones are never appreciated in their own time. First we kill them, then we celebrate them.
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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #58 on: September 23, 2013, 10:46:00 PM »
This is one of my favorites...

I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell. The tantrum can take 110 years at most for most people in our life with atheism, abortion, masturbation, smoking, fornication and such.

Its true Eastern orthodoxy has confession that can put people back on track. This needs to be used.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2013, 12:12:33 AM »
This is one of my favorites...

I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell. The tantrum can take 110 years at most for most people in our life with atheism, abortion, masturbation, smoking, fornication and such.

Its true Eastern orthodoxy has confession that can put people back on track. This needs to be used.

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

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Re: WT - Most holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study
« Reply #60 on: September 24, 2013, 12:35:05 AM »
It's an elaborate ruse.  How likely is it that "Miss Mouse" is Orthodox? 

I smell a rat...

No, that's just my Miss Mouse soap!  Made using 100% organic field mouse!

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