Finally broke the small talk with my co-worker and it was nice to have a conversation with her, although she says I'm so weird because I won't reveal certain private things in my life.
orthonorm you'll love this, she calls me an onion. "You're like an onion, I just have to peel back all these layers."
We are having an "office party" and one of the girls said she had a lot of bachlorette party items to bring in and my boss said "well as long as you aren't bringing in penis lolipops, we're good" and someone actually got offended and he got in trouble for it.
And it's things like that which make me not to want to engage in any conversation at work, because I might drop in a vulgarity and get into trouble.
The girl I liked at work and this other dude got into a big fight in a conference room to try to settle their differences last week.
I mean these jobs are so meaningless, boring, redundant, etc. that how can you not start up a little bit of drama?
People love to step over each other to get themselves ahead anyway they can.