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« Reply #225 on: September 24, 2013, 01:17:06 AM »


Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
Jehu, son of Jehoshaphat, is coming for me?  Isn't he dead?  I mean, I know he wiped out Ahab's house and all, but he is kinda past his prime now.


*mumbles about earwigs*

All I can hear in my sad little mind now is....

Jehu, Jehu.
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do when Jehu comes for you...?


I really need to stop reading this stuff...
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« Reply #226 on: September 24, 2013, 01:22:34 AM »


Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
Jehu, son of Jehoshaphat, is coming for me?  Isn't he dead?  I mean, I know he wiped out Ahab's house and all, but he is kinda past his prime now.


*mumbles about earwigs*

All I can hear in my sad little mind now is....

Jehu, Jehu.
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do when Jehu comes for you...?


I really need to stop reading this stuff...

His teaching is overwhelming in its sublimity.
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« Reply #227 on: September 24, 2013, 06:42:59 AM »

I have absolutely nothing pertinent to add; just want to make sure I get nudged when the OP returns! Cheesy

IF he returns ....  Grin
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« Reply #228 on: September 24, 2013, 06:46:24 AM »

I have absolutely nothing pertinent to add; just want to make sure I get nudged when the OP returns! Cheesy

IF he returns ....  Grin

I suspect he has scarpered ascended... Cheesy
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« Reply #229 on: September 24, 2013, 06:49:16 AM »

I have absolutely nothing pertinent to add; just want to make sure I get nudged when the OP returns! Cheesy

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I suspect he has scarpered ascended... Cheesy

Our august and clear-sighted Mistress, Matriarch Arachne, has again spoken truly!  Grin
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« Reply #230 on: September 24, 2013, 06:55:47 AM »

NB: 'ascend' is not the same thing as 'get high', in the same way that, when David took a rock to the noggin and was knocked off his donkey, he was most definitely NOT stoned off his ass. Cool
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« Reply #231 on: September 24, 2013, 07:09:28 AM »

NB: 'ascend' is not the same thing as 'get high', in the same way that, when David took a rock to the noggin and was knocked off his donkey, he was most definitely NOT stoned off his ass. Cool

Alas, the days of my youth where I could ably contribute to conversations made up entirely of puns are long behind me ....  Cry Cry
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