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Re: Serpentslayer's preaching combined
« Reply #225 on: September 24, 2013, 01:17:06 AM »

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
Jehu, son of Jehoshaphat, is coming for me?  Isn't he dead?  I mean, I know he wiped out Ahab's house and all, but he is kinda past his prime now.


*mumbles about earwigs*

All I can hear in my sad little mind now is....

Jehu, Jehu.
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do when Jehu comes for you...?


I really need to stop reading this stuff...

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Re: Serpentslayer's preaching combined
« Reply #226 on: September 24, 2013, 01:22:34 AM »

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
Jehu, son of Jehoshaphat, is coming for me?  Isn't he dead?  I mean, I know he wiped out Ahab's house and all, but he is kinda past his prime now.


*mumbles about earwigs*

All I can hear in my sad little mind now is....

Jehu, Jehu.
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do when Jehu comes for you...?


I really need to stop reading this stuff...

His teaching is overwhelming in its sublimity.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Serpentslayer's preaching combined
« Reply #227 on: September 24, 2013, 06:42:59 AM »
I have absolutely nothing pertinent to add; just want to make sure I get nudged when the OP returns! :D

IF he returns ....  ;D
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Re: Serpentslayer's preaching combined
« Reply #228 on: September 24, 2013, 06:46:24 AM »
I have absolutely nothing pertinent to add; just want to make sure I get nudged when the OP returns! :D

IF he returns ....  ;D

I suspect he has scarpered ascended... :D
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Re: Serpentslayer's preaching combined
« Reply #229 on: September 24, 2013, 06:49:16 AM »
I have absolutely nothing pertinent to add; just want to make sure I get nudged when the OP returns! :D

IF he returns ....  ;D

I suspect he has scarpered ascended... :D

Our august and clear-sighted Mistress, Matriarch Arachne, has again spoken truly!  ;D
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Re: Serpentslayer's preaching combined
« Reply #230 on: September 24, 2013, 06:55:47 AM »
NB: 'ascend' is not the same thing as 'get high', in the same way that, when David took a rock to the noggin and was knocked off his donkey, he was most definitely NOT stoned off his ass. 8)
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Re: Serpentslayer's preaching combined
« Reply #231 on: September 24, 2013, 07:09:28 AM »
NB: 'ascend' is not the same thing as 'get high', in the same way that, when David took a rock to the noggin and was knocked off his donkey, he was most definitely NOT stoned off his ass. 8)

Alas, the days of my youth where I could ably contribute to conversations made up entirely of puns are long behind me ....  :'( :'(
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