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« Reply #180 on: September 12, 2013, 01:14:08 PM »

I need to go shower now. Thankfully I'm already naked.
Fortunately you can commune at our online monastery while doing so.
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« Reply #181 on: September 12, 2013, 01:16:39 PM »

Actually the 2nd canon of the Council in Trullo accepted earlier canons supporting both vanilla and pork pies, among several others. This has left things vague and open to argument ever since, though this particular canon from Trullo is rarely brought up because it is embarrassing at best, and even worse could be used by heretics to justify their preference fro apple pie.

An obvious forgery, because it is well-documented that vanila is different from vanilla.  Vanila is a holy spice, whereas vanilla is a whorish substance.  Provide the original menu from the Trullo luncheon and I will believe you.
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« Reply #182 on: September 12, 2013, 01:17:54 PM »

I need to go shower now. Thankfully I'm already naked.
Fortunately you can commune at our online monastery while doing so.

While being digitally showered with holy brandy.  Watch the eyes!
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« Reply #183 on: September 12, 2013, 05:27:57 PM »

I think that this person is the recently banned super old believer

perhaps both of them are sock puppet trolls
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« Reply #184 on: September 12, 2013, 05:42:15 PM »

Actually the 2nd canon of the Council in Trullo accepted earlier canons supporting both vanilla and pork pies, among several others. This has left things vague and open to argument ever since, though this particular canon from Trullo is rarely brought up because it is embarrassing at best, and even worse could be used by heretics to justify their preference fro apple pie.

An obvious forgery, because it is well-documented that vanila is different from vanilla.  Vanila is a holy spice, whereas vanilla is a whorish substance.  Provide the original menu from the Trullo luncheon and I will believe you.

New Advent and CCEL, being Roman Catholic and Protestant websites, obviously have tried to erase the evidence of this from existence. Thankfully there is a new Orthodox site which is preserving our heritage! It has not gone live yet, so I can not publically link to it, however I have been a contributor and editor and thus have access to the contents. So, just for you, here is a scan of the original English text written by the Fathers of the 7th century that details what I am talking about. I hope with this you will realize that there is much more to Church history than the Catholics and Protestants want you to believe. Don't fall for their lies! Also, if you wish to financially support the website I spoke of that I am helping get off the ground, you can send a money order or personal check to me and I promise it will get to them.



EDIT--Note, I am not sure if the "whip" instead of "whipped" is a typo by copyists, or if perhaps they just had a different spelling.
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« Reply #185 on: September 12, 2013, 05:53:36 PM »

Forgive my unbelief!   It could be a copyist error (as is the possibility with vanila vs. vanilla) or it is a type of cream which no longer exists in modern day.  How are we to interpret the Canon in this way if there is no more whip cream?  Or did they forget a conjunction?  "Whip and cream"?  "Whip or cream"?  Also, where is the Patriarchate of Pennsylburgia on the ancient maps? 
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« Reply #186 on: September 12, 2013, 05:56:35 PM »

Certainly possibilities regarding the confusion/problem. As for the location, perhaps ialmisry will be able to provide us with a map?
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« Reply #187 on: September 12, 2013, 06:04:47 PM »

I got this cashier's cheque for ten grand for your organization.  Just deposit and cash out $1000 and send it to me for the processing fee.  Also, you won the lotto in Azerbaijan.  Send me your bank info and it will be deposited posthaste.
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« Reply #188 on: September 12, 2013, 06:07:17 PM »

Oh snap, I don't have legal authority to do that Sad  I'll tell you what I can do though, I will send you a rebate form via email for you to fill out, then you send me the money, and when you are finally allowed to access the site you send in the form and you will be reimbursed. My email associated with the site is  asteriktostheman@ancientfaithpatristicsnstuff.net
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« Reply #189 on: September 12, 2013, 06:18:33 PM »

Oooooh, gee, I can't really do that.  Tell you what.  I'll wire you the money with this new machine I have.  It only costs$3.50 per transaction!  How cool is that?  Just send me $3.50 in pennies via snail mail so I can get a coffee at Starbucks while I wait.  I'll send you the address to your electronic mail address.

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« Reply #190 on: September 12, 2013, 06:20:37 PM »

Thank you. Ever since they invented these modulator demodulators that let us communicate via electronic thingies over the interwebs (thanks Al!) life has been much better.
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« Reply #191 on: September 12, 2013, 06:32:15 PM »

I will also send you my analog cellular mobile telephone number.  Only call me at 3PM Newfoundland time.  That's when I get the best reception and no roaming charges, since I'll be standing on my house. 



It's only $3.00 per minute, too!  And the battery rental is cheap!
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« Reply #192 on: September 12, 2013, 08:44:20 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

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« Reply #193 on: September 12, 2013, 09:10:07 PM »

Must one go entirely pie-less during that period or can one still partake of one's former piety while working their way into truly believing in the pie?

Burlap itches but pie consoles.
Only vanila pie.  None of that pork pie nonsense.  The canons have been laid out clearly on that one.  Grin

And what about Shepherd's Pie?



is it made of real Shepherds?   
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« Reply #194 on: September 12, 2013, 09:11:30 PM »

Serpentslayer, I am becoming more and more convinced that you are simply trolling. You are pouring out scriptures like a waterfall and you completely ignore people when they are trying to have an intelligent discussion with you.

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« Reply #195 on: September 12, 2013, 10:37:01 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.
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« Reply #196 on: September 12, 2013, 10:45:43 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

Was this "Holy Communion" self-administered? This is an honest question.
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« Reply #197 on: September 15, 2013, 05:14:47 AM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
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« Reply #198 on: September 15, 2013, 05:38:30 AM »

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.

Again I am left confused about what you are saying. Are you arguing against icons here or something? We tend not to take kindly to that.

If you are trolling, you may have overplayed your hand. If you are serious, you're bonkers.
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« Reply #199 on: September 15, 2013, 10:51:37 AM »

Bad boys bad boys,
Whachoo gonna do?
Whachoo gonna do when JEHU comes for you?

I'm surprised, GPP Serpentslayer, that you've toned it down quite a bit?  No BOLDNESS, just mere ALL CAPS.  I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAINSIGH, Oh, WELL
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« Reply #200 on: September 15, 2013, 11:13:01 AM »

I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAIN.

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« Reply #201 on: September 15, 2013, 06:56:19 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
Jehu, son of Jehoshaphat, is coming for me?  Isn't he dead?  I mean, I know he wiped out Ahab's house and all, but he is kinda past his prime now.
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« Reply #202 on: September 15, 2013, 07:01:43 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
Jehu, son of Jehoshaphat, is coming for me?  Isn't he dead?  I mean, I know he wiped out Ahab's house and all, but he is kinda past his prime now.

You crack me up.  Cheesy
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« Reply #203 on: September 15, 2013, 07:27:28 PM »

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« Reply #204 on: September 15, 2013, 07:32:49 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

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« Reply #205 on: September 15, 2013, 08:41:01 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.

what do you consider to be idols? Are you talking about the icons that we use? If so I declare anathema
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« Reply #206 on: September 15, 2013, 10:08:15 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.

Let's see who gets it first.
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« Reply #207 on: September 15, 2013, 11:41:54 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

Amen 

No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.

Icons are not idols. If you are interested, I can link you to some webpages that have the transcripts (so to speak) of the Ecumenical Councils, in particular the 7th one which fought and overcame the heresy of Iconoclasm (icon smashing). Icons have been around since Christianity's beginnings. I can link you to some pictures of Christ the Good Shepherd, as well as of Sts. Peter and Paul, in the catacombs of Rome.
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« Reply #208 on: September 15, 2013, 11:53:23 PM »

Let's see who gets it first.

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« Reply #209 on: September 16, 2013, 07:46:12 AM »

I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAIN.

Make sure you get a better server this time. The other one couldn't handle the traffic at evensnog time. Wink

Hmm, yes.  It was difficult during that time, as we ran out of server space and the liturgical brandy and spiced rum. 
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« Reply #210 on: September 16, 2013, 07:47:54 AM »

I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAIN.

Make sure you get a better server this time. The other one couldn't handle the traffic at evensnog time. Wink

Hmm, yes.  It was difficult during that time, as we ran out of server space and the liturgical brandy and spiced rum. 

What, no liturgical vodka? IS OUTRAGE!!!
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« Reply #211 on: September 16, 2013, 07:54:08 AM »

I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAIN.

Make sure you get a better server this time. The other one couldn't handle the traffic at evensnog time. Wink

Hmm, yes.  It was difficult during that time, as we ran out of server space and the liturgical brandy and spiced rum. 

What, no liturgical vodka? IS OUTRAGE!!!

Vodka in a nog is no nog at all.  Only our megaloschemamonks can partake of the divine vodka in all its purity.  Unfortunately, I am not one.  Nog makes for an interesting compline.
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« Reply #212 on: September 16, 2013, 07:58:41 AM »

I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAIN.

Make sure you get a better server this time. The other one couldn't handle the traffic at evensnog time. Wink

Hmm, yes.  It was difficult during that time, as we ran out of server space and the liturgical brandy and spiced rum. 

What, no liturgical vodka? IS OUTRAGE!!!

Vodka in a nog is no nog at all.  Only our megaloschemamonks can partake of the divine vodka in all its purity.  Unfortunately, I am not one.  Nog makes for an interesting compline.

Nog? Hmmm. I took the Matriarch's terminology as evensnog, an entirely different activity to the one you refer to. O Great Mistress, our all-wise Matriarch, is it evensnog, or evensnog?
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« Reply #213 on: September 16, 2013, 08:04:15 AM »

I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAIN.

Make sure you get a better server this time. The other one couldn't handle the traffic at evensnog time. Wink

Hmm, yes.  It was difficult during that time, as we ran out of server space and the liturgical brandy and spiced rum. 

What, no liturgical vodka? IS OUTRAGE!!!

Vodka in a nog is no nog at all.  Only our megaloschemamonks can partake of the divine vodka in all its purity.  Unfortunately, I am not one.  Nog makes for an interesting compline.

Nog? Hmmm. I took the Matriarch's terminology as evensnog, an entirely different activity to the one you refer to. O Great Mistress, our all-wise Matriarch, is it evensnog, or evensnog?
I would like to know too.  Being a co-ed online monastery, I would not doubt that nog can lead to snog... laugh
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« Reply #214 on: September 16, 2013, 08:12:00 AM »

I'm sorry, but I will have to start a new monastery AGAIN.

Make sure you get a better server this time. The other one couldn't handle the traffic at evensnog time. Wink

Hmm, yes.  It was difficult during that time, as we ran out of server space and the liturgical brandy and spiced rum. 

What, no liturgical vodka? IS OUTRAGE!!!

Vodka in a nog is no nog at all.  Only our megaloschemamonks can partake of the divine vodka in all its purity.  Unfortunately, I am not one.  Nog makes for an interesting compline.

Nog? Hmmm. I took the Matriarch's terminology as evensnog, an entirely different activity to the one you refer to. O Great Mistress, our all-wise Matriarch, is it evensnog, or evensnog?
I would like to know too.  Being a co-ed online monastery, I would not doubt that nog can lead to snog... laugh

Oh, a nog or three can indeed lead to snog. However, my son, we must be patient, and await the sage word of our illustrious Mistress.
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« Reply #215 on: September 16, 2013, 08:22:41 AM »

Forgive my impatience. angel
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« Reply #216 on: September 16, 2013, 08:25:27 AM »

Forgive my impatience. angel

There is nothing to forgive. Be at peace. laugh
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Truly the widsom of our Grand Poobah Patriarch has granted to the world great understanding and enlightenment.  I am in great anticipation to hear the words of our great Matriarch.  Cheesy
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« Reply #218 on: September 16, 2013, 09:29:07 AM »

It may be a co-ed monastery, but it also exists only in the (cyber)spirit world, therefore snogging, with or without spirits in the noggin, even of the full frontal variety, is innocuous. However, all are cautioned not to overindulge, lest they make their postulant brethren stumble, or stagger, even. Cheesy
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« Reply #219 on: September 16, 2013, 09:35:52 AM »

It may be a co-ed monastery, but it also exists only in the (cyber)spirit world, therefore snogging, with or without spirits in the noggin, even of the full frontal variety, is innocuous. However, all are cautioned not to overindulge, lest they make their postulant brethren stumble, or stagger, even. Cheesy
I completely misread the title of that book.   Shocked  Therefore, it will be required reading for all novices.
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« Reply #220 on: September 16, 2013, 09:37:03 AM »

It may be a co-ed monastery, but it also exists only in the (cyber)spirit world, therefore snogging, with or without spirits in the noggin, even of the full frontal variety, is innocuous. However, all are cautioned not to overindulge, lest they make their postulant brethren stumble, or stagger, even. Cheesy

Thank you, oh thank you, great and august Mistress! The mystery has been explained!
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« Reply #221 on: September 16, 2013, 09:39:09 AM »

It may be a co-ed monastery, but it also exists only in the (cyber)spirit world, therefore snogging, with or without spirits in the noggin, even of the full frontal variety, is innocuous. However, all are cautioned not to overindulge, lest they make their postulant brethren stumble, or stagger, even. Cheesy
I completely misread the title of that book.   Shocked  Therefore, it will be required reading for all novices.
As did I.  I was in shock when I saw the title.  Cheesy
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« Reply #222 on: September 23, 2013, 10:43:41 PM »

After partaking in the Holy Communion of The Lord I hereby plead with you oh God to forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Forgive them lord and turn them back from their vanity and bring them to your truth according to your holiness, I pray in your name and the name of your beloved Son and my saviour Christ Jesus and your almighty Holy Spirit who gave me life.

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No one here wishes evil on you. It's just, you sound like a Gnostic, is all. And when we bring it up, you lash out like we are attacking you personally. It's not like you're Arius and we're St. Nicholas. It's against the rules to cyber-slap people anyhow.

You mustn't get overexcited. Christians are told to test the spirits, to test false doctrines.

May God lead you to the truth. He loves you. I'll pray for you. Even if you are (allegedly) trolling.

Thankyou sister I have by the grace of God faced harlotry and hypocrisy all the time by those who hold up the images of Mary and saints.

My mission is to destroy the idols in the high places of the mind and heart. GOD WILLING HE WILL HELP ME TO DO SO.

We are going to see a huge change soon when the sword of the Spirit is going to destroy all idolatry from the face of the globe along with those who hold these idols in their mind and hearts.

The most abominable thing to God is idolatry found in all churches today.  These images must be destroyed from the source that is the mind and heart.

God will Minister the destruction through his oppressors then you can cry out where is our God. Shaking up is coming soon brothers and sisters.

Don't be found kissing or kneeling before idols because JEHU is coming for you.
Jehu, son of Jehoshaphat, is coming for me?  Isn't he dead?  I mean, I know he wiped out Ahab's house and all, but he is kinda past his prime now.

I think he was trying to use the Holy Name, but he failed miserably.  laugh
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« Reply #223 on: September 24, 2013, 12:56:54 AM »

I have absolutely nothing pertinent to add; just want to make sure I get nudged when the OP returns! Cheesy
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« Reply #224 on: September 24, 2013, 01:05:47 AM »

Let this, my 1054th post, be a reminder that Serpentslayer's teachings have the potential to create another denomination, more glorious than all combined.  I patiently await his return when he may instruct the faithful of the world of his teachings.  He did come as a prophet, as an anonymous internet poster preaching to his own; and his own rejected him.   Cry  I believe that with our prayers combined, he will appear, just as Captain Planet descends when the faithful invoke his characteristics.  Unite, brethren! 
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