No I love but also hate. Goes back and forth between love and hate relationship.
Catullus had that same problem and he didn't have a solution for it either.
The only Catullus I remember is the one where he said if so and so took his boy, he'd run radishes and fish up him.
Other than that, I always liked Martial's disses more. "Your puppy like licking your face...unsurprising, as it like the taste of poo." [paraphrased]
And yes, I do get that sinking feeling. Sometimes I go over a ridge to fast in my car and immediately get that -9.8 mps feeling.