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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2013, 09:51:47 AM »
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  How could the horse do such a thing?
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2013, 09:53:09 AM »
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  

Believe me, I wasn't.>:(

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2013, 09:54:41 AM »
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  

Believe me, I wasn't.>:(
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2013, 10:03:04 AM »
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  How could the horse do such a thing?

And it wasn't even one of those wayward Clydesdales. :P
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2013, 10:37:13 AM »
Mercy for idiots and hell-fire for those with whom we disagree. 
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2013, 01:52:13 PM »
Are ponies horses?
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2013, 03:12:59 PM »
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2013, 03:48:32 PM »
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2013, 07:10:00 PM »
Δι' εὐχῶν τῶν ἁγίων Nathanael καὶ William ἡμῶν...

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Through the prayers of our holy Nathanael and William...
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2013, 07:11:51 PM »
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.

The peanut gallery gives the benefit of the doubt.

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2013, 10:24:34 PM »
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.
Despite the generally lighthearted nature of this thread and my general attitude at not taking pretty much anything serious that occurs on the internet, allow me to explain why I made a parody thread.

It is pretty clear in reading Jaroslav's thread that he is more interested in getting a rise and trolling the boards than anything else.  If he was sincerely interested in getting advice or help, he would not have made the thread name that he did or make all the absolutely absurd comments about the alleged girl in question.  I seriously doubt the entire thing even took place, but I will throw him some props I guess that he is able to explode the forum with a nonsensical story and get people to believe it is true.  In situations like these, rather than earnestly writing a treatise begging that he turn to repentance for something that never happened, a parody thread fits the bill much more appropriately.  If on the minute chance that this was actually a real thing, then he needs far more mental help than this forum will ever be able to give him.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...  :-*
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2013, 11:47:38 PM »
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.

This thread is bit of a scandal IMO. Absolutley no shame whatesoever exhibited from the above posters.

A good witness for Orthodoxy though.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #57 on: August 26, 2013, 01:18:09 AM »
Yes folks, it is true.  There I was sleeping in bed with my favorite horse and while I was sleeping, it aborted a pony that had found its way into into its womb.  I am unsure how to respond to this situation and am wondering if it would perhaps be best for everyone if I sent the horse to the glue factory as punishment for it's misdeed.  I am still unclear how a horse can perform an abortion given it only has hooves and is attached to a wooden rocker, but I can assure you that it did happen.  Do you think I should break off my relationship with said horse?  It does seem to be kind of a needy horse and requires brushing almost every day!  Stupid horses; all horses I know so far are complete psychopaths.

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #58 on: August 26, 2013, 07:58:14 AM »
I thought we were done with abortionist horse pornography?  Why, you rakish rogue! ::)
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2013, 04:56:30 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #60 on: August 31, 2013, 05:01:21 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #61 on: August 31, 2013, 05:23:13 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

i AM SICK, I laughed at that ;D
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #62 on: September 01, 2013, 09:18:41 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #63 on: September 03, 2013, 04:03:55 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #64 on: September 03, 2013, 04:05:35 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

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Appalling, isn't it? :o
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #65 on: September 03, 2013, 04:06:34 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #66 on: September 03, 2013, 04:15:55 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P

Were I??
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #67 on: September 03, 2013, 04:40:31 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P

Woah, woah, woahhhhhh, there.  This is a family thread.  Leave that SM stuff elsewhere.  Bits!  What next, crops?
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #68 on: September 03, 2013, 04:45:48 PM »
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P

Woah, woah, woahhhhhh, there.  This is a family thread.  Leave that SM stuff elsewhere.  Bits!  What next, crops?

Those are for rough riders, mmm-hmm. :angel:
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #69 on: September 03, 2013, 04:49:58 PM »
Mount up!
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #70 on: September 03, 2013, 05:08:21 PM »
[As long as we're horsing around...]

[abort]

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #71 on: September 03, 2013, 05:14:29 PM »
[As long as we're horsing around...]

[abort]

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Too cruel, in reference to OP.  Abort and edit?  Yeeesh.
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« Reply #72 on: September 03, 2013, 05:17:34 PM »
 :o

Poor choice of words. I didn't even realize. I had originally posted a pic of the Three Amigos... until I realized that in that (earlier) scene all three were riding a donkey, not a horse. Thus the hasty and ill-planned edit...
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« Reply #73 on: September 03, 2013, 05:19:40 PM »
I had originally posted...


I was going for something more like...


...But rather than grab a new image I just edited my post entirely  :angel:
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« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2013, 05:20:53 PM »
:o

Poor choice of words. I didn't even realize. I had originally posted a pic of the Three Amigos... until I realized that in that (earlier) scene all three were riding a donkey, not a horse. Thus the hasty and ill-planned edit...

Burritos! :P
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #75 on: September 03, 2013, 05:35:08 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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« Reply #78 on: September 03, 2013, 07:34:01 PM »
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« Reply #79 on: September 04, 2013, 06:53:56 AM »
St Nicholas part II - Mercenary of Myra
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