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So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« on: August 23, 2013, 02:44:12 PM »
Yes folks, it is true.  There I was sleeping in bed with my favorite horse and while I was sleeping, it aborted a pony that had found its way into into its womb.  I am unsure how to respond to this situation and am wondering if it would perhaps be best for everyone if I sent the horse to the glue factory as punishment for it's misdeed.  I am still unclear how a horse can perform an abortion given it only has hooves and is attached to a wooden rocker, but I can assure you that it did happen.  Do you think I should break off my relationship with said horse?  It does seem to be kind of a needy horse and requires brushing almost every day!  Stupid horses; all horses I know so far are complete psychopaths.

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 02:55:09 PM »
A whor...er, horse is a horse, of course, of course.  No need for the glue factory, my friend.  It seems you have not made the mistake, but were merely enticed by that whorish horse.  Was it the kind horse face and toothy horse grin?  Instead of a glue factory, I encourage the dumpster as a better alternative.  Or you could burn it in a bonfire!  Are you the father?  Either way, it doesn't make a difference, because your whor, uh, rse is at fault here.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 02:57:03 PM »
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 02:58:36 PM »
Why do you think this is funny? The guy is obviously under some extreme emotional duress after having his child killed.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 03:01:15 PM »
Why do you think this is funny? The guy is obviously under some extreme emotional duress after having his child killed.
Thank you, William.  I appreciate your sensitivity during this time of my life, but I will remind you, it was a pony, not my child that was killed.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 03:02:28 PM »
Sleeping with horses is no laughing matter.  Especially when said slutty horse made him do it!  AND the horse aborted a pony.  How would you feel?  In your bed, no less.

EDIT:  Also, we don't even know if this horse was an abortion hobbyist.  It was a hobby horse that happened to be an abortionist horse.  Ergo, this is probably not the first time. 
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 03:08:51 PM »
The language in the Bible never says I cannot sleep w/ a horse.  The original word for animal was αγελάδα which means "cow".  Clearly cows and horses are two very different things, so I feel that I am on pretty solid theological ground here.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 03:13:18 PM »
Also, horses do not have the cloven hoof, no chew the cud.  You're clear from all temptation and sin.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 03:14:45 PM »
Why do you think this is funny? The guy is obviously under some extreme emotional duress after having his child killed.

Where does he refer to the child as his child?  If he does so at all, I missed it in all the assertions that the child was "her child" or God's child since "God conceived it".  

He's under some extreme something, but "emotional duress after having his child killed" isn't it.  
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 03:16:09 PM »
Also, horses do not have the cloven hoof, no chew the cud.  You're clear from all temptation and sin.
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of the horse.  I don't feel too bad for her though.  She put herself in this position. Filthy equine!  >:(
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 03:20:30 PM »
Then I am afraid you led her into temptation.  You probably also made the horse feel desperate to abort again after, I don't know...maybe eight horse abortions?  But do not feel shamed.  It's not in the Bible to not abort horses.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 03:24:13 PM »
Ponies are not baby horses. They're just a smaller animal that looks similar. Kind of like how emus aren't baby ostriches.

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2013, 03:29:10 PM »
That explains it.  You are not the father!
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2013, 03:30:09 PM »
Ponies are not baby horses. They're just a smaller animal that looks similar. Kind of like how emus aren't baby ostriches.
Your right!  I should have said foal instead.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2013, 03:31:20 PM »
That explains it.  You are not the father!
So that whore horse was cheating on me!?!?! 

Now I am hot under the (horse)collar!  >:(
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2013, 03:34:52 PM »
That explains it.  You are not the father!
So that whore horse was cheating on me!?!?! 

Now I am hot under the (horse)collar!  >:(

Carefule with that bridle.  I'm sorry, but she was with an ungulate.  That's not terribly sepcific and I'm sorry.  I hate, absolutely hate, being the bearer of bad gnus.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2013, 03:38:36 PM »
That explains it.  You are not the father!
So that whore horse was cheating on me!?!?! 

Now I am hot under the (horse)collar!  >:(

Carefule with that bridle.  I'm sorry, but she was with an ungulate.  That's not terribly sepcific and I'm sorry.  I hate, absolutely hate, being the bearer of bad gnus.

Well, you just ruined MY Friday...thanks for that!  >:(
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2013, 03:41:36 PM »
Question: if a horse gives birth during a race, and the foal trots over the finish line, did two horses win?

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2013, 03:43:53 PM »
Question: if a horse gives birth during a race, and the foal trots over the finish line, did two horses win?

Either way, I would lose.  I'm terrible with picking ponies.  I mean emus!  Noooo, I mean horses!  I always do that.  Stupidstupidstupid
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2013, 03:44:34 PM »
Question: if a horse gives birth during a race, and the foal trots over the finish line, did two horses win?
Well, I would say only the foal would win.  But a penetrating question, nontheless.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2013, 03:47:00 PM »
I saw this title and I thought that the name "whore" has been banned as an obscene word.

Sheesh!
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2013, 03:47:47 PM »
I saw this title and I thought that the name "whore" has been banned as an obscene word.

Sheesh!
No. We are discussing much deeper problems here in this thread.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2013, 04:00:59 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2013, 04:02:31 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2013, 04:03:18 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2013, 04:06:19 PM »
Horseplay! :P
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2013, 04:06:45 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2013, 04:09:23 PM »
I saw this title and I thought that the name "whore" has been banned as an obscene word.

Sheesh!

If anyone did, they would have to be a Slavic language speaker.  W**** does not hit quite as hard as it does in Russian (and I am assuming the others).  I have been warned for use of this word before and now usually just use the word "skank".
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2013, 04:09:48 PM »
Any bets on how long it'll take PtA to move this thread to "Other"?

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2013, 04:15:03 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

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Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.









 ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??
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« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2013, 04:23:15 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

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Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.









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 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??

What........??  You'd have me put it in the forum with fish tacos  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)?
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2013, 04:23:35 PM »
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.
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« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2013, 04:24:45 PM »
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.

LOL!!!  Think I'll take a pass on that Michal.  But, thanks anyway!!  LOL!!
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2013, 04:28:12 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

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Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.









 ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??

What........??  You'd have me put it in the forum with fish tacos  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)?

Never.  Perhaps a horse taco thread may be more appropriate.  Sans kimchi?   :P
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2013, 04:28:53 PM »
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2013, 04:34:34 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.









 ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??

What........??  You'd have me put it in the forum with fish tacos  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)?

Never.  Perhaps a horse taco thread may be more appropriate.  Sans kimchi?   :P

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2013, 04:57:42 PM »
Why has someone filled up my thread with horse porn?  Do I just go into your threads and fill them with people porn?  >:(
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2013, 05:02:21 PM »
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.
Ok, I AM going to complain.

WHAT......THE......HECK......WAS.......THAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2013, 05:19:14 PM »
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2013, 05:40:13 PM »
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.

Horses that abort! 
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2013, 05:42:35 PM »
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.
It's as if you are OC.net's Terry Tate.

I don't like sports but I ROFL'd at this.  Hopefully the ignorant Europeans like it too.
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2013, 07:04:05 PM »
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.


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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2013, 08:22:12 PM »
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.
It's as if you are OC.net's Terry Tate.

I don't like sports but I ROFL'd at this.  Hopefully the ignorant Europeans like it too.
Terry Tate is the best!  :laugh:
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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2013, 09:02:19 PM »
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.

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Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2013, 09:56:49 PM »
The language in the Bible never says I cannot sleep w/ a horse.  The original word for animal was αγελάδα which means "cow".  Clearly cows and horses are two very different things, so I feel that I am on pretty solid theological ground here.

Aghelada is indeed the Greek word for cow, but the Biblical word for animal is aloghon (that which speaks no words). It is this word which has become the Greek word for horse.
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