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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2013, 02:06:19 PM »
 have you seen zeitgeist ?

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2013, 02:08:08 PM »
zeitgeist
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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2013, 02:08:17 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljRKhZ81aqY
 this is a link leading viewers to a clip of zeitgeist a comparative religion video

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« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2013, 02:09:08 PM »
i respect you opinion but what is you belief  against zeitgeist >

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2013, 02:10:38 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFI6m6Icav4
 this is a link leading viewers to a serious refutation of zeitgeist

 ;D ;D ;D

EDIT: I forgot to mention that this is a Protestant video.
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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2013, 02:11:07 PM »
have you seen zeitgeist ?

Yes - not what I was looking for. That's for people who want to dismiss Christ easily, with no sound historical research.

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« Reply #51 on: August 15, 2013, 02:11:32 PM »
i watched it and it says that confucious never existed?????!?????!!!!!!!?

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2013, 02:13:19 PM »
and the beginning with horus is exactly as zeitgeist

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« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2013, 02:13:32 PM »
the same

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« Reply #54 on: August 15, 2013, 02:15:25 PM »
and when you state that sun and son are homophones this is true the part about the procession of the equionox is important the sun is just on the pices now so the sun is aligned iwth the pices constelation and in the bible states that jesus is the SON OF GOD  the bible is purely allegorical

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« Reply #55 on: August 15, 2013, 02:16:04 PM »
and why are comments disabled on that video?

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #56 on: August 15, 2013, 02:16:44 PM »
"May Thy Cross, O Lord, in which I seek refuge, be for me a bridge across the great river of fire.  May I pass along it to the habitation of life." ~St. Ephraim the Syrian

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #57 on: August 15, 2013, 02:17:48 PM »
and when you state that sun and son are homophones this is true the part about the procession of the equionox is important the sun is just on the pices now so the sun is aligned iwth the pices constelation and in the bible states that jesus is the SON OF GOD  the bible is purely allegorical

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« Reply #58 on: August 15, 2013, 02:18:45 PM »
if god is real then why did god create lucifer know that he would disobey him and tempt adam and eve in the garden creating the fallen world leading to the fallen world judas's betraying jesus and his eventual crucifixion?
if god is all knowing?
god knew in advance than man you fail the test
and this set the stage for everything so whats the point
god is omniscient he knew eve would eat the apple
whats the point

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« Reply #59 on: August 15, 2013, 02:19:02 PM »
and when you state that sun and son are homophones this is true the part about the procession of the equionox is important the sun is just on the pices now so the sun is aligned iwth the pices constelation and in the bible states that jesus is the SON OF GOD  the bible is purely allegorical
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Neither Jesus nor the Apostles spoke English.  Modern English didn't even exist back then.

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #60 on: August 15, 2013, 02:19:38 PM »
and why are comments disabled on that video?
Government takedown request.  It wasn't like that originally.
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« Reply #61 on: August 15, 2013, 02:19:56 PM »
it cannot be free will The heart of man plans his way, but the Lord establishes his steps proverbs 16:9

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #62 on: August 15, 2013, 02:20:22 PM »
and when you state that sun and son are homophones this is true the part about the procession of the equionox is important the sun is just on the pices now so the sun is aligned iwth the pices constelation and in the bible states that jesus is the SON OF GOD  the bible is purely allegorical
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Neither Jesus nor the Apostles spoke English.  Modern English didn't even exist back then.


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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #63 on: August 15, 2013, 02:22:07 PM »
and when you state that sun and son are homophones this is true the part about the procession of the equionox is important the sun is just on the pices now so the sun is aligned iwth the pices constelation and in the bible states that jesus is the SON OF GOD  the bible is purely allegorical
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Neither Jesus nor the Apostles spoke English.  Modern English didn't even exist back then.


PLEASE...............................

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #64 on: August 15, 2013, 02:22:23 PM »
if god is real then why did god create lucifer know that he would disobey him and tempt adam and eve in the garden creating the fallen world leading to the fallen world judas's betraying jesus and his eventual crucifixion?
if god is all knowing?
god knew in advance than man would fail the test
and this set the stage for everything so whats the point
god is omniscient he knew eve would eat the apple
whats the point
The heart of man plans his way, but the Lord establishes his steps proverbs 16:9 it cannot be free will

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2013, 11:52:42 AM »
Hey this is a fun thread!

I want to play too!

phil makes some good points, but he forgot the most convincing argument of all. god is really dog spelled backwards and we all know that dog the bounty hunter is probably the coolest guy in the the world, so I think that god was really based off of dog the bounty hunter.  let us look at the comparisons.  dog has long hair.  god does too when he was jesus.  dog lost his job when he was arrested and bounced from his show on a&e.  jesus lost his job as super cool prophet dood when he was arrested for pretending he was god.

proof that jesus is based of of dog the bounty hunter.

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2013, 12:00:41 PM »
dog has long hair.  god does too when he was jesus.  

A masterpiece of succinct, grammatically and theologically unacceptable BS.  
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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2013, 12:09:17 PM »
dog has long hair.  god does too when he was jesus.  

A masterpiece of succinct, grammatically and theologically unacceptable BS.  


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« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2013, 01:11:57 PM »
This sun/son, sun/sunday reminds me of another stupid claim : Easter was the celebration of goddess Ishtar.  :)

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2013, 01:19:09 PM »
Therefore, ham.
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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2013, 09:35:39 AM »
when When god God created (since you are an atheist, I will let this one slide, but it should be "Created") adam Adam and then eve Eve out of his rib, eve Eve was not his first wife, his first wife was Lilith (how do you get "Lilith" correct but not get "Adam" and "Eve" correct?). that is all thanks for reading guys
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« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2013, 09:38:36 AM »
i was trung to point out that believeing in god is nonsense like my grammar

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2013, 12:39:08 PM »
Therefore, ham.

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2013, 12:44:48 PM »
Therefore, ham.

And chocolate bunnies.  Don't forget the chocolate bunnies!!

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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2013, 12:46:37 PM »
Ears go first, I was taught.
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Re: the garden of eden
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2013, 01:07:13 PM »
Ears go first, I was taught.

Could this be tradition?
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