Hey this is a fun thread!
I want to play too!
phil makes some good points, but he forgot the most convincing argument of all. god is really dog spelled backwards and we all know that dog the bounty hunter is probably the coolest guy in the the world, so I think that god was really based off of dog the bounty hunter. let us look at the comparisons. dog has long hair. god does too when he was jesus. dog lost his job when he was arrested and bounced from his show on a&e. jesus lost his job as super cool prophet dood when he was arrested for pretending he was god.
proof that jesus is based of of dog the bounty hunter.