Author Topic: ITT: We discuss the right to bear arms (Read 31979 times)

J Michael · « **Reply #90 on:** August 01, 2013, 03:04:57 PM »

Quote from: elephant on August 01, 2013, 02:53:05 PM

What about the binturong?

They are the epitome of cool!! Not so sure about their arms, though.

elephant · « **Reply #91 on:** August 02, 2013, 07:36:49 AM »

The binturong has right (and left) bearcat arms

J Michael · « **Reply #92 on:** August 02, 2013, 08:54:29 AM »

Quote from: elephant on August 02, 2013, 07:36:49 AM

The binturong has right (and left) bearcat arms

Thank you, Elephant! I knew you'd come through!

This comes as an enormous relief. I LOVE bears and cats and bearcats. That bearcats have BOTH right and left arms is absolutely phenomenal! Now, is the one in the picture just smiling or is that woman just really stupid?

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #93 on:** August 02, 2013, 08:59:32 AM »

I think they are trying to recreate the Spiderman kiss.

J Michael · « **Reply #94 on:** August 02, 2013, 09:12:29 AM »

Quote from: TheTrisagion on August 02, 2013, 08:59:32 AM

I think they are trying to recreate the Spiderman kiss.

....................oh. It's still early, my coffee hasn't kicked in, and I still have spider webs in my brain. Wut?

Actually, looking more closely at it, I think the woman in the pic Elephant posted is just plain stupid. That's my opinion.

J Michael · « **Reply #95 on:** August 02, 2013, 01:16:13 PM »

Krav Maga anyone?

Asteriktos · « **Reply #96 on:** August 03, 2013, 07:31:25 PM »

pmpn8rGPT · « **Reply #97 on:** August 03, 2013, 08:44:08 PM »

^It's entire face doesn't even fit on my screen. Was that really necessary?^

Asteriktos · « **Reply #98 on:** August 03, 2013, 08:49:58 PM »

Quote from: pmpn8rGPT on August 03, 2013, 08:44:08 PM

^It's entire face doesn't even fit on my screen. Was that really necessary?^

If I resized it what would that accomplish? Do you think a bear in the wild is going to resize his teeth so you can get a better look inside his mouth? This is an important consideration.

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #99 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:46:45 AM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on August 03, 2013, 08:49:58 PM

Quote from: pmpn8rGPT on August 03, 2013, 08:44:08 PM
^It's entire face doesn't even fit on my screen. Was that really necessary?^

If I resized it what would that accomplish? Do you think a bear in the wild is going to resize his teeth so you can get a better look inside his mouth? This is an important consideration.

Eloquently stated, sir!

p.s. that mouth definitely is in need of some good oral hygiene. Get that bear to a dentist, ASAP!

elephant · « **Reply #100 on:** August 07, 2013, 01:38:10 PM »

Does he have insurance?

J Michael · « **Reply #101 on:** August 07, 2013, 02:21:14 PM »

Quote from: elephant on August 07, 2013, 01:38:10 PM

Does he have insurance?

ObearmaCare will cover it.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #102 on:** August 07, 2013, 02:23:39 PM »

What do you want to be when you grow up little Jimmy?

I want to be a maxillofacialzoologist!

J Michael · « **Reply #103 on:** August 07, 2013, 02:37:12 PM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on August 07, 2013, 02:23:39 PM

What do you want to be when you grow up little Jimmy?

I want to be a maxillofacialzoologist!

AKA "bearodontist". A noble calling, too, I might add.

J Michael · « **Reply #104 on:** August 28, 2013, 04:13:36 PM »

This might have to go into "Politics".... $:-\$

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #105 on:** September 13, 2013, 02:02:52 PM »

J Michael · « **Reply #106 on:** September 17, 2013, 04:34:21 PM »

hecma925 · « **Reply #107 on:** September 17, 2013, 06:00:05 PM »

To acquire bear arms, you must fortify yourself.

podkarpatska · « **Reply #108 on:** September 18, 2013, 01:35:19 PM »

Quote from: hecma925 on September 17, 2013, 06:00:05 PM

To acquire bear arms, you must fortify yourself.

Sidebar: This stuff from honey is legally being distilled in America. Tried two samples at the State Fair last month...honey liqueur was too sweet, honey vodka was odd. Look out for Yogi and Boo Boo, they're not just out for "picinic" baskets anymore!!!!

Asteriktos · « **Reply #109 on:** September 18, 2013, 01:36:52 PM »

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #110 on:** September 18, 2013, 01:40:16 PM »

Why do the lego bears look like they are wearing black loafers?

J Michael · « **Reply #111 on:** September 18, 2013, 01:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on September 18, 2013, 01:36:52 PM

Cuteness overload!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J Michael · « **Reply #112 on:** September 18, 2013, 01:41:10 PM »

Quote from: TheTrisagion on September 18, 2013, 01:40:16 PM

Why do the lego bears look like they are wearing black loafers?

You wouldn't want them wearing Birkenstock sandals, would you?

Asteriktos · « **Reply #113 on:** September 26, 2013, 04:34:43 AM »

Bear quickly leaves Juneau, Alaska, bar after bartender yells at it to leave

...A black bear walked into the bar at the Alaskan Hotel in downtown Juneau on Monday night.

Bartender Ariel Svetlik-McCarthy says she freaked out and yelled, "No bear! Get out! No! You can't be in here!"

The bear complied, leaving the bar within seconds...

Asteriktos · « **Reply #114 on:** September 26, 2013, 04:42:01 AM »

I present to you a bear fighting a sasquatch...

hecma925 · « **Reply #115 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:24:06 AM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on September 26, 2013, 04:34:43 AM

Bear quickly leaves Juneau, Alaska, bar after bartender yells at it to leave

...A black bear walked into the bar at the Alaskan Hotel in downtown Juneau on Monday night.

Bartender Ariel Svetlik-McCarthy says she freaked out and yelled, "No bear! Get out! No! You can't be in here!"

The bear complied, leaving the bar within seconds...

How can you 86 the bear? He didn't even get to order a drink.

ZealousZeal · « **Reply #116 on:** October 08, 2013, 09:36:46 AM »

I can't believe that in 3 pages no one has brought up the issue of rampant bear nudity. Or bare bears, as they prefer to be called.

Arachne · « **Reply #117 on:** October 08, 2013, 09:41:58 AM »

Bear Grylls can get his arms around me whenever.

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #118 on:** October 08, 2013, 03:09:18 PM »

Quote from: ZealousZeal on October 08, 2013, 09:36:46 AM

I can't believe that in 3 pages no one has brought up the issue of rampant bear nudity. Or bare bears, as they prefer to be called.

Good gosh is that thing freaky!

J Michael · « **Reply #119 on:** October 08, 2013, 03:37:02 PM »

Quote from: TheTrisagion on October 08, 2013, 03:09:18 PM

Quote from: ZealousZeal on October 08, 2013, 09:36:46 AM
I can't believe that in 3 pages no one has brought up the issue of rampant bear nudity. Or bare bears, as they prefer to be called.

Good gosh is that thing freaky!

We have one in our neighborhood. Goes skinny dipping down at the river when it's hot out. I call him Bart. He growls back. Oh well...

Papist · « **Reply #120 on:** October 08, 2013, 03:44:45 PM »

Asteriktos · « **Reply #121 on:** November 27, 2013, 03:42:48 AM »

Asteriktos · « **Reply #122 on:** January 17, 2014, 06:20:43 PM »

Asteriktos · « **Reply #123 on:** January 19, 2014, 03:50:05 AM »

IoanC · « **Reply #124 on:** January 19, 2014, 04:02:06 AM »

Asteriktos · « **Reply #125 on:** January 19, 2014, 04:07:11 AM »

Now wait a gosh dang second! We may indeed allow the right to bear arms, but you can slap me sideways and call me Susan if I'll let you publicly promote the right to bear marriages!

IoanC · « **Reply #126 on:** January 19, 2014, 04:09:23 AM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on January 19, 2014, 04:07:11 AM

Now wait a gosh dang second! We may indeed allow the right to bear arms, but you can slap me sideways and call me Susan if I'll let you publicly promote the right to bear marriages!

Haven't you heard that nature could soon have its own rights? Bear marriages will certainly follow.

vamrat · « **Reply #127 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:04:48 PM »

I support the right to keep and bear arms AND the right to arm and keep bears.

Eastern Mind · « **Reply #128 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:06:00 PM »

Quote from: vamrat on January 20, 2014, 12:04:48 PM

I support the right to keep and bear arms AND the right to arm and keep bears.

Totally. Pistols for Pandas!

J Michael · « **Reply #129 on:** January 20, 2014, 02:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Eastern Mind on January 20, 2014, 12:06:00 PM

Quote from: vamrat on January 20, 2014, 12:04:48 PM
I support the right to keep and bear arms AND the right to arm and keep bears.

Totally. Pistols for Pandas!

Right on, sistah! Power to the Pandas!!!

Asteriktos · « **Reply #130 on:** January 23, 2014, 05:08:46 AM »

primuspilus · « **Reply #131 on:** January 23, 2014, 09:49:50 AM »

Quote from: vamrat on January 20, 2014, 12:04:48 PM

I support the right to keep and bear arms AND the right to arm and keep bears.

My son has that shirt. Hilarious.

PP

Asteriktos · « **Reply #132 on:** March 14, 2014, 08:15:14 PM »

Asteriktos · « **Reply #133 on:** March 15, 2014, 09:36:29 PM »

Asteriktos · « **Reply #134 on:** May 07, 2014, 12:21:21 AM »

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