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« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2013, 02:11:47 PM »

This guy has the right idea.


My kinda bear!
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« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2013, 02:39:24 PM »

Dear Asteriktos,

If that guy on the far left is a real bear then I'm a monkey's uncle.  No bear bears arms that long.

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« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2013, 02:41:13 PM »

Dear Asteriktos,

If that guy on the far left is a real bear then I'm a monkey's uncle.  No bear bears arms that long.

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Well no, they aren't all bears. Tailspin was a multi-cultural (or, I guess, multi-species) show.
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« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2013, 02:42:12 PM »

Ecumenist!
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« Reply #49 on: July 25, 2013, 02:42:36 PM »

Dear Asteriktos,

If that guy on the far left is a real bear then I'm a monkey's uncle.  No bear bears arms that long.

Love, elephant

Yeah, I thought there was something fishy about the phony-looking bear.  
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« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2013, 02:43:26 PM »

Dear Asteriktos,

If that guy on the far left is a real bear then I'm a monkey's uncle.  No bear bears arms that long.

Love, elephant

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Well no, they aren't all bears. Tailspin was a multi-cultural (or, I guess, multi-species) show.

Bear-etic!
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« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2013, 03:26:25 PM »

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« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2013, 03:52:49 PM »

You people don't understand the spirit of Christian bearology when it comes to cases like this. You are following the letter of the administrative law without taking into consideration the deeper spiritual meaning. Consider this key text from the Old Testament:

"For, said Hushai, thou knowest thy father and his men, that they be mighty men, and they be chafed in their minds, as a bear robbed of her whelps in the field: and thy father is a man of war, and will not lodge with the people." (2 Sam. 17:8)

What does "mighty men" mean here? Not mighty in terms of physical strength, but in terms of humility. They are mightily humble! Yet their minds are chafed--but why? Because someone has done something to this poor bear--has, in fact, robber her of her children? This is more than she can bear. So what then? The mighty men go to war, not of a physical kind with shields and swords, but with prayer! Fasting! Alms! These mighty men shall console and help the bear, and the child-bears. In fact, they will not lodge with the people--that is, they will not go to the lodge to sleep with the people, until this is accomplished. Do you not see what a righteous man will do for a bear in need? A bear in need is a bear indeed! Now then, if this bear in the cartoon wants to befriend a primate, to make them part of their life, to even give them a juicy gig in the cast, who are we to argue with them? We should accept this, not look down on him for it!
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« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2013, 04:03:01 PM »

You people don't understand the spirit of Christian bearology when it comes to cases like this. You are following the letter of the administrative law without taking into consideration the deeper spiritual meaning. Consider this key text from the Old Testament:

"For, said Hushai, thou knowest thy father and his men, that they be mighty men, and they be chafed in their minds, as a bear robbed of her whelps in the field: and thy father is a man of war, and will not lodge with the people." (2 Sam. 17:8)

What does "mighty men" mean here? Not mighty in terms of physical strength, but in terms of humility. They are mightily humble! Yet their minds are chafed--but why? Because someone has done something to this poor bear--has, in fact, robber her of her children? This is more than she can bear. So what then? The mighty men go to war, not of a physical kind with shields and swords, but with prayer! Fasting! Alms! These mighty men shall console and help the bear, and the child-bears. In fact, they will not lodge with the people--that is, they will not go to the lodge to sleep with the people, until this is accomplished. Do you not see what a righteous man will do for a bear in need? A bear in need is a bear indeed! Now then, if this bear in the cartoon wants to befriend a primate, to make them part of their life, to even give them a juicy gig in the cast, who are we to argue with them? We should accept this, not look down on him for it!




Enough monkey business, already!
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« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2013, 04:20:22 PM »

What is left of this right?






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« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2013, 04:31:01 PM »

Enough monkey business, already!

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« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2013, 04:36:44 PM »


Talk?  TALK??  C'mon, man...I'd much rather dance! 
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« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2013, 04:46:03 PM »

You know how to break dance?

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« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2013, 05:49:06 PM »

This thread is far more fantastic than I ever thought it would be.

I congratulate myself for my vision and on a job well done.  Grin
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« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2013, 08:51:42 AM »

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« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2013, 09:12:10 AM »

This thread is far more fantastic than I ever thought it would be.

I congratulate myself for my vision and on a job well done.  Grin

Only a bear of a man could have done better.  And not much, at that.
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This thread is far more fantastic than I ever thought it would be.

I congratulate myself for my vision and on a job well done.  Grin

Only a bear of a man could have done better.  And not much, at that.

Note to this gentleman, I would not recommend going outside in this attire come hunting season.
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This thread is far more fantastic than I ever thought it would be.

I congratulate myself for my vision and on a job well done.  Grin

Only a bear of a man could have done better.  And not much, at that.

Note to this gentleman, I would not recommend going outside in this attire come hunting season.

He IS the hunter.  Watch yer back!
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« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2013, 09:16:14 AM »

If that is not Punch, it must certainly be a relation!
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« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2013, 09:21:38 AM »

If that is not Punch, it must certainly be a relation!

It's Vamrat disguised as Punch.  Grin Grin  Don't mess with him!!
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"It's not a simple soldiers' performance with dummy figures, floating boats, and dancing bears and goats." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
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« Reply #66 on: July 31, 2013, 11:29:22 PM »

That bear looks like he needs a cup of coffee.
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« Reply #67 on: July 31, 2013, 11:34:05 PM »

My kind of bear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A12TDKIMpE
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« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2013, 08:15:35 AM »

Get ready for JMichael screaming that he can't watch youtube in 3...2...1...  Grin
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Get ready for JMichael screaming that he can't watch youtube in 3...2...1...  Grin
 

I ca....oh, nvm Grin
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« Reply #71 on: August 01, 2013, 09:06:50 AM »



O.  M.  G.!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #74 on: August 01, 2013, 09:18:50 AM »

"For that which has been seen, can surely never be unseen" - Gospel of the Internet 6:4
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« Reply #76 on: August 01, 2013, 09:25:44 AM »

As a cross-thread joke I wanted to post a pic of a bear with a beard. A google image search did provide this one (wut?):



But the overwhelming majority of the pics it showed were of a different type of bear. I should have known...
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« Reply #77 on: August 01, 2013, 09:31:21 AM »

Now we're talkin'....!


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As a cross-thread joke I wanted to post a pic of a bear with a beard. A google image search did provide this one (wut?):



But the overwhelming majority of the pics it showed were of a different type of bear. I should have known...

This is far too apocalyptic.  See the post above.
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As a cross-thread joke I wanted to post a pic of a bear with a beard. A google image search did provide this one (wut?):

http://www.theprintblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ff_1_bear-beard-beer.preview.jpg

But the overwhelming majority of the pics it showed were of a different type of bear. I should have known...

That is definitely strange.

Get that image filter turned on, young man!  Wink
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« Reply #80 on: August 01, 2013, 10:01:33 AM »

Something new on the horizon...

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« Reply #81 on: August 01, 2013, 10:51:57 AM »

Do cats have the right to bear arms?
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Do cats have the right to bear arms?
Don't be ridiculous, the have the right to cat arms.  Cool
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As a cross-thread joke I wanted to post a pic of a bear with a beard. A google image search did provide this one (wut?):



But the overwhelming majority of the pics it showed were of a different type of bear. I should have known...

This is far too apocalyptic.  See the post above.

Looks like something Salvador Dali would have painted.

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Do cats have the right to bear arms?
Don't be ridiculous, the have the right to cat arms.  Cool

So...ONLY bears have the right to bear arms?

IS OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But the overwhelming majority of the pics it showed were of a different type of bear. I should have known...

This is far too apocalyptic.  See the post above.

Looks like something Salvador Dali would have painted.



He creeps me out.
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Ya, me too.  Leaves me uncomfortable.

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« Reply #87 on: August 01, 2013, 12:59:51 PM »

Do cats have the right to bear arms?
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So...ONLY bears have the right to bear arms?

IS OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IS OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #89 on: August 01, 2013, 02:53:05 PM »

What about the binturong? 
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