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Re: dating question
« Reply #270 on: July 18, 2013, 10:03:40 PM »
Forgive an ignorant man for saying something, but how can a girl get pregnant if there is no sexual intercourse. I will try to be as medical as possible. The penis at least has to place itself in the vagina and the semen has to enter the vagina and ferment in the woman. I thought that was basic and as much as I believe in conspiracy theories and listen to Alex Jones I am not sure I understand what your well meaning Protestant Sunday School teacher meant. A woman cannot get pregnant from just being strongly attracted to a man next to her. Just like the man might ejaculate, so she might secrete or grow wet in the vagina, which is sexual excitement what is often not even willed but natural. I am not trying to be nasty, but one cannot get pregnant without the penis going in the vagina. As for the pregnancy during Lent, maybe you got the math wrong or something. I am not really sure but if a woman could get pregnant with her clothes on well....
Lighten up, wainscottbl. It's obvious that Asteriktos was joking, especially now that he admits it.
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Re: dating question
« Reply #271 on: July 18, 2013, 10:04:55 PM »
Forgive an ignorant man for saying something, but how can a girl get pregnant if there is no sexual intercourse. I will try to be as medical as possible. The penis at least has to place itself in the vagina and the semen has to enter the vagina and ferment in the woman. I thought that was basic and as much as I believe in conspiracy theories and listen to Alex Jones I am not sure I understand what your well meaning Protestant Sunday School teacher meant. A woman cannot get pregnant from just being strongly attracted to a man next to her. Just like the man might ejaculate, so she might secrete or grow wet in the vagina, which is sexual excitement what is often not even willed but natural. I am not trying to be nasty, but one cannot get pregnant without the penis going in the vagina. As for the pregnancy during Lent, maybe you got the math wrong or something. I am not really sure but if a woman could get pregnant with her clothes on well....
Lighten up, wainscottbl. It's obvious that Asteriktos was joking, especially now that he admits it.
Way to lay down the smack on a newbie there, Peter.  :o
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Re: dating question
« Reply #272 on: July 18, 2013, 11:41:05 PM »
That's brilliant! Now I can enjoy my spaghetti without getting myself into trouble.

Spaghetti?  You're going to fake being gay for spaghetti?  What the hell is in that spaghetti?!  Don't worry about getting yourself into trouble...evidently you're already there! 
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Re: dating question
« Reply #273 on: July 18, 2013, 11:42:10 PM »
The penis at least has to place itself in the vagina and the semen has to enter the vagina and ferment in the woman.

Hehehehehehehehe...you said "ferment". 
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Re: dating question
« Reply #274 on: July 18, 2013, 11:44:12 PM »
That's brilliant! Now I can enjoy my spaghetti without getting myself into trouble.

Spaghetti?  You're going to fake being gay for spaghetti?  What the hell is in that spaghetti?!  Don't worry about getting yourself into trouble...evidently you're already there! 

Who knew that Dutch spaghetti has such power over a man.  Maybe it has some of that special "Dutch herb" that they enjoy so much over there.  ;)
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Re: dating question
« Reply #275 on: July 19, 2013, 12:26:18 AM »
Despite the reason for the quote being humor.....and i get that...I simply -cannot- in good conscience allow the following statement to go unrebutted, since it was -not- said in jest and someone reading it might take it as truth.


The penis at least has to place itself in the vagina and the semen has to enter the vagina and ferment in the woman. I thought that was basic and as much as I believe in conspiracy theories and listen to Alex Jones I am not sure I understand what your well meaning Protestant Sunday School teacher meant. A woman cannot get pregnant from just being strongly attracted to a man next to her. Just like the man might ejaculate, so she might secrete or grow wet in the vagina, which is sexual excitement what is often not even willed but natural. I am not trying to be nasty, but one cannot get pregnant without the penis going in the vagina. 


Pardon the language....but i went and got it from a more medical site, rather than word it myself and end up more vulgar than required


"If ejaculation does not occur directly into the vagina, the chances of pregnancy are lower than if the ejaculate is released inside the vagina. Nevertheless, there is still the possibility that pregnancy can occur. Sperm may find their way into the vaginal canal even if semen made contact with your vulva. Making sure that your partner ejaculates away from you is one way to keep the semen away from your vaginal opening."


I just do not wish someone to read the 'must go into' part and not realize that contact of the -parts- of both parties, can also lead to pregnancy.

Granted the "penis placing itself" makes me ponder a self propelled apparatus and then the 'detachable penis' song comes to mind...

ok...i am off to the 'have mercy on me a sinner' corner now.

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Re: dating question
« Reply #276 on: July 19, 2013, 12:39:49 AM »
Forgive an ignorant man for saying something, but how can a girl get pregnant if there is no sexual intercourse. I will try to be as medical as possible. The penis at least has to place itself in the vagina and the semen has to enter the vagina and ferment in the woman. I thought that was basic and as much as I believe in conspiracy theories and listen to Alex Jones I am not sure I understand what your well meaning Protestant Sunday School teacher meant. A woman cannot get pregnant from just being strongly attracted to a man next to her. Just like the man might ejaculate, so she might secrete or grow wet in the vagina, which is sexual excitement what is often not even willed but natural. I am not trying to be nasty, but one cannot get pregnant without the penis going in the vagina. As for the pregnancy during Lent, maybe you got the math wrong or something. I am not really sure but if a woman could get pregnant with her clothes on well....
Lighten up, wainscottbl. It's obvious that Asteriktos was joking, especially now that he admits it.
Way to lay down the smack on a newbie there, Peter.  :o
Chill out, dude. 8) Just because you perceive it as harsh doesn't mean wainscottbl will.
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Re: dating question
« Reply #277 on: July 19, 2013, 12:51:59 AM »
Granted the "penis placing itself" makes me ponder a self propelled apparatus and then the 'detachable penis' song comes to mind...

Me too! 
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« Reply #278 on: July 19, 2013, 12:55:15 AM »
Detacha... whaaaaa? You guys are strange at this site!  :angel: ;D
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Re: dating question
« Reply #279 on: July 19, 2013, 01:45:25 AM »
Sorry I did not see that he said he was joking. I was not trying too be too serious. I thought he was being serious and I wanted to be a nice as possible about it. I feel like an idiot. It's sometimes hard to tell when someone is joking online. I mean if someone seriously did believe what he said I figured I might as well give the whole birds and bees thing and explain how it all works.  :-[
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Re: dating question
« Reply #280 on: July 19, 2013, 06:14:11 AM »
Forgive an ignorant man for saying something, but how can a girl get pregnant if there is no sexual intercourse. I will try to be as medical as possible. The penis at least has to place itself in the vagina and the semen has to enter the vagina and ferment in the woman. I thought that was basic and as much as I believe in conspiracy theories and listen to Alex Jones I am not sure I understand what your well meaning Protestant Sunday School teacher meant. A woman cannot get pregnant from just being strongly attracted to a man next to her. Just like the man might ejaculate, so she might secrete or grow wet in the vagina, which is sexual excitement what is often not even willed but natural. I am not trying to be nasty, but one cannot get pregnant without the penis going in the vagina. As for the pregnancy during Lent, maybe you got the math wrong or something. I am not really sure but if a woman could get pregnant with her clothes on well....

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Re: dating question
« Reply #281 on: July 19, 2013, 07:24:59 AM »
Sorry I did not see that he said he was joking. I was not trying too be too serious. I thought he was being serious and I wanted to be a nice as possible about it. I feel like an idiot. It's sometimes hard to tell when someone is joking online. I mean if someone seriously did believe what he said I figured I might as well give the whole birds and bees thing and explain how it all works.  :-[
No worries.  It can be very difficult to detect humor from some posts and I did the same thing when I started posting.  Once you get more familiar with the different forumers styles of posting, it is easier to recognize who is just messing and who is being serious.  For the record, most of what I say is just plain nonsense.  ;)
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Re: dating question
« Reply #282 on: July 19, 2013, 03:58:23 PM »
A Latin woman can get pregnant from just being touched or hugged by a man, it's very frightening  :laugh: I've always wondered, are Latin women really more fertile or is it just that they are less likely to receive an abortion or use birth-control because of the Roman Catholic background?
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