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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #585 on: February 28, 2015, 01:35:06 PM »
(Assuming it's really his name)

AFAIK it's only the name of his patron saint.

I'm not going to say my post has any bearing on the actual situation. It was just a response to your argument.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #586 on: February 28, 2015, 01:49:22 PM »
Peter O'Doran in that goofy beard trying to be a hipster or something.  ;)
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #587 on: February 28, 2015, 01:50:41 PM »
Don't. Call. Me. Peter.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #588 on: February 28, 2015, 01:51:11 PM »
(Assuming it's really his name) he just doesn't like the sound of it. I know when I was very young I hated to hear a certain diminutive of my name. It was just how it sounded -- that's part of life.

A name is an important part of ourselves, and we invest a good deal more perception and emotion into it than some may realize.
Good observation. One of my instructors is named Peter, but we all call him Pete because that's how he prefers to be addressed. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with the diminutive Pete for Peter. I just think using the diminutive for the name of my patron saint disrespectful to St. Peter the Aleut. Maybe it isn't, but my perception that it is is enough for me to hate being called Pete.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #589 on: February 28, 2015, 01:55:01 PM »
Don't. Call. Me. Peter.

If your body is Europe, I think St. Peter's is about somewhere betwixt...well, you know. And even if you are Porter you are porter to His Holiness, the Successor of St. Peter's chambers. Either way, you are Peter Porter Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers. I could us even more Shakespearean innuendo with that one, but I'll let you solve the enigma.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #590 on: February 28, 2015, 01:58:36 PM »
Don't. Call. Me. Peter.

If your body is Europe, I think St. Peter's is about somewhere betwixt...well, you know. And even if you are Porter you are porter to His Holiness, the Successor of St. Peter's chambers. Either way, you are Peter Porter Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers. I could us even more Shakespearean innuendo with that one, but I'll let you solve the enigma.
A porter is a very good beer. In fact, Porter has probably had a Black Butte porter some time in his life.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #591 on: February 28, 2015, 02:07:22 PM »
In fact, Porter has probably had a Black Butte porter some time in his life.

Well, yes. You know where I live. There's lots of that stuff around and it's good stuff. Sometimes I still just prefer a Guinness tho. Now, my wife is a real hophead -- the stronger the IPA, the better. There is no peace in the Doran household some evenings depending who shopped for the beer. ;)
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #592 on: February 28, 2015, 02:09:43 PM »
Sometimes I still just prefer a Guinness tho.

I'm very disappointed in you. Guinness is revolting. I'd rather go through the hell of having to drink a Heineken than even so much as look at a glass of Guinness.

Drinking port after dinner, on the other hand, is no sin.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #593 on: February 28, 2015, 02:11:08 PM »
In fact, Porter has probably had a Black Butte porter some time in his life.

Well, yes. You know where I live. There's lots of that stuff around and it's good stuff. Sometimes I still just prefer a Guinness tho. Now, my wife is a real hophead -- the stronger the IPA, the better. There is no peace in the Doran household some evenings depending who shopped for the beer. ;)

Beer is for peasants. We drinketh wine, thou commoner. We drinketh not beer, lest We be like thee, who picketh the wheat and makest beer out it.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #594 on: February 28, 2015, 02:11:26 PM »
My biggest pet peeve: People calling me "Pete". >:(

LOL. I've never understood the hissy fit you throw every time someone calls you Pete. Pete is merely a diminutive of Peter, which in itself is a diminutive of Petrus. Peter already is a diminutive.

Are you sure Peter is a diminutive of Petrus? I assume you mean a diminutive derived by truncation or a similar process, like "Rach" for "Rachel" or "Lar" for "Larry" for "Lawrence". It is quite possible that Peter descends from Petrus by other historical processes: the entry on etymonline suggests that it may simply be based on the Old English oblique (genitive or dative) stem.

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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #595 on: February 28, 2015, 02:12:47 PM »

Beer is for peasants.

Wine is for whiny girls and pretentious middle-class moms.

Cognac and good whiskey on the other hand is the province of the country gentleman.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #596 on: February 28, 2015, 02:13:33 PM »
Ironic you say that, since wine basically makes itself, while it took sophisticated observation and experimentation for early man (probably the Egyptian civilization) to make beer.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #597 on: February 28, 2015, 02:14:05 PM »

Beer is for peasants.

Wine is for pretentious middle-class moms.

Cognac and good whiskey on the other hand is the province of the country gentleman.

Old son, what a pity you're overseas and I cannot introduce you to bourbon.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #598 on: February 28, 2015, 02:16:04 PM »
Sometimes I still just prefer a Guinness tho.

I'm very disappointed in you. Guinness is revolting. I'd rather go through the hell of having to drink a Heineken than even so much as look at a glass of Guinness.

Drinking port after dinner, on the other hand, is no sin.

Yeah I also wear work clothes and boots and live in a beaten up old house. The days of youthful aspiration to extravagance are behind me.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #599 on: February 28, 2015, 02:18:02 PM »
Sometimes I still just prefer a Guinness tho.

I'm very disappointed in you. Guinness is revolting. I'd rather go through the hell of having to drink a Heineken than even so much as look at a glass of Guinness.

Drinking port after dinner, on the other hand, is no sin.

Have you tried craft brew versions of Irish dry stout? It could be you don't like the style of beer or don't like the particular version made by Guinness.

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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #600 on: February 28, 2015, 02:53:33 PM »
Sometimes I still just prefer a Guinness tho.

I'm very disappointed in you. Guinness is revolting. I'd rather go through the hell of having to drink a Heineken than even so much as look at a glass of Guinness.

Drinking port after dinner, on the other hand, is no sin.

Yeah I also wear work clothes and boots and live in a beaten up old house. The days of youthful aspiration to extravagance are behind me.

There's nothing wrong with regular beer. Pilseners like Hertog Jan or Grolsch can be very nice. There's no excuse for Guinness, though.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #601 on: February 28, 2015, 02:56:50 PM »
A pilsner is a kind of beer. A stout is another. An ale is another. They're all "regular beer" with ancient provenances. So you like pilsner.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #602 on: February 28, 2015, 02:59:48 PM »
A pilsner is a kind of beer. A stout is another. An ale is another. They're all "regular beer" with ancient provenances. So you like pilsner.

Pilsener pretty much is "regular beer", isn't it? Everything else is a speciaalbier, which is divided into several subcategories, like tripels, stouts, pale ales, etc.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #603 on: February 28, 2015, 03:06:34 PM »
Obviously I can't speak to the way the Netherlands categorizes things. Ale is ancient across the channel.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #604 on: February 28, 2015, 03:09:16 PM »
A pilsner is a kind of beer. A stout is another. An ale is another. They're all "regular beer" with ancient provenances. So you like pilsner.

Pilsener pretty much is "regular beer", isn't it? Everything else is a speciaalbier, which is divided into several subcategories, like tripels, stouts, pale ales, etc.

Oh no no no. Well, I think in modern continental Europe pilsner is the standard, mass-market style, and in the US, too (to an extent). But pilsner wasn't developed till the 19th century. Those other styles you mention predate pilsner by quite a lot. Mainly it's because pilsner and other lagers require controlled cool temperatures for fermentation that were unavailable prior to industrialization. For example, I ferment my ales in a room temperature closet, but I need a fridge with an external thermostat for my lagers and other cool-fermented beers like Kolsch.

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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
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^That is my pet peeve.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #606 on: February 28, 2015, 03:13:57 PM »
A pilsner is a kind of beer. A stout is another. An ale is another. They're all "regular beer" with ancient provenances. So you like pilsner.

Pilsener pretty much is "regular beer", isn't it? Everything else is a speciaalbier, which is divided into several subcategories, like tripels, stouts, pale ales, etc.

Oh no no no. Well, I think in modern continental Europe pilsner is the standard, mass-market style, and in the US, too (to an extent). But pilsner wasn't developed till the 19th century. Those other styles you mention predate pilsner by quite a lot. Mainly it's because pilsner and other lagers require controlled cool temperatures for fermentation that were unavailable prior to industrialization. For example, I ferment my ales in a room temperature closet, but I need a fridge with an external thermostat for my lagers and other cool-fermented beers like Kolsch.

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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
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^That is my pet peeve.

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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #608 on: February 28, 2015, 03:48:25 PM »
It's not so bad, really. Petes even have their own show:

We all have an El Guapo to face. Be brave, and fight like lions!

Form a 'brute squad' then!

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« Reply #609 on: February 28, 2015, 03:51:04 PM »
^That is my pet peeve.

Can't you do something about it as a mod/old-timer? I've mentioned it a couple times in those long Catholic threads where they quote the previous 20 responses so they can give proper context to their "Nuh uh! Orthodox/Catholics stink!" response... but alas, the avalanches continue...
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #610 on: February 28, 2015, 05:53:59 PM »
It's not so bad, really. Petes even have their own show:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktc-k-q9hvI

Ah, the 90s!
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #611 on: February 28, 2015, 07:26:32 PM »
^That is my pet peeve.

Can't you do something about it as a mod/old-timer? I've mentioned it a couple times in those long Catholic threads where they quote the previous 20 responses so they can give proper context to their "Nuh uh! Orthodox/Catholics stink!" response... but alas, the avalanches continue...

No one's down with brown, Justin.  :'(




















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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #612 on: February 28, 2015, 11:01:19 PM »
TV shows having these broken up seasons where they show a few episodes and then you have to wait months. They showed like three episodes of The Good Wife back around December/January, and then stopped. It comes back next month. Personally, I think The Good Wife will end this season. She's going to become attorney general or whatever. When Will died, it had to be over.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #613 on: March 03, 2015, 02:03:02 AM »
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Wat?
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CyberLink Power Media player. Takes forever to load and freezes up. And sometimes when you go back in after this happens, you cannot hit play but have to wait like five minutes to open the whole program again. Wasted so much time tonight trying to watch a movie. Should have just watched it on the TV. I did finally.
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
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Re: What are your pet peeves and OCD's?
« Reply #616 on: March 18, 2015, 05:50:20 AM »
Peeve:  People who touch the glass doors at work instead of the handles.  I have to wipe all their oily prints off the glass, which smear and make the whole door look oily.  FYI, you're not avoiding germs because everyone else is touching the glass.

OCD:  Organizing food in my pantry by bag, box, and can, height, size, and alphabetically.
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