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Offline wainscottbl

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Escargot on Mars
« on: July 11, 2015, 08:22:05 PM »
They gonna be eatin high class up there.
http://rt.com/news/273154-snails-mars-food-russian/
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Re: Escargot on Mars
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2015, 08:25:05 PM »
No steak?  I need to cancel my astronaut application to NASA. :P

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Re: Escargot on Mars
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2015, 08:35:55 PM »
As long as they have wine in those cool space bag thingamajigs.... :laugh:
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Re: Escargot on Mars
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2015, 10:51:21 PM »
I guess one could grow an appetite for such delicacies.

The slime factor would be the worst of it. How does one handle the slime?

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Re: Escargot on Mars
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2015, 10:59:58 PM »
One problem -- those who are allergic to shell fish, shrimp, lobster, cockroaches, grasshoppers, or any animal with an exoskeleton like snails, might be allergic to escargot.
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Re: Escargot on Mars
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2015, 11:36:01 PM »
One problem -- those who are allergic to shell fish, shrimp, lobster, cockroaches, grasshoppers, or any animal with an exoskeleton like snails, might be allergic to escargot.

I think they'll be other foods, but not many choices. In the meantime we have this classic comedy. I need to find it online and buy it. It's a great movie. Hilarious!

https://youtu.be/ndj_dS4jImA
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