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ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« on: April 01, 2013, 10:27:11 AM »
I don't have a link yet, but my cousin in Chicago who is in the know just emailed me about this, and he is a very reliable source. I also double checked with Fr. Athanasius of Chicago and he confirmed: this is real!

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2013, 10:31:53 AM »
I don't have a link yet, but my cousin in Chicago who is in the know just emailed me about this, and he is a very reliable source. I also double checked with Fr. Athanasius of Chicago and he confirmed: this is real!

One of the more obvious April Fools I've seen today ...
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2013, 10:34:19 AM »
Axios!
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2013, 10:39:27 AM »
I don't have a link yet, but my cousin in Chicago who is in the know just emailed me about this, and he is a very reliable source. I also double checked with Fr. Athanasius of Chicago and he confirmed: this is real!

One of the more obvious April Fools I've seen today ...

You're gonna feel bad when you find out the truth...  8)

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2013, 10:46:54 AM »
I don't have a link yet, but my cousin in Chicago who is in the know just emailed me about this, and he is a very reliable source. I also double checked with Fr. Athanasius of Chicago and he confirmed: this is real!

One of the more obvious April Fools I've seen today ...

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2013, 10:55:46 AM »

:) He will never get lost when visiting his parishes!  He's got a map for that.
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2013, 10:56:56 AM »
I've seen Aprils fools jokes today about scent-based google searches, youtube being an 8 year long contest, Google maps showing you where buried treasure is, etc...

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2013, 10:57:53 AM »

:) He will never get lost when visiting his parishes!  He's got a map for that.

WIN!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2013, 10:58:16 AM »

:) He will never get lost when visiting his parishes!  He's got a map for that.

 :laugh: LOL
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2013, 10:58:19 AM »
I don't have a link yet, but my cousin in Chicago who is in the know just emailed me about this, and he is a very reliable source. I also double checked with Fr. Athanasius of Chicago and he confirmed: this is real!
I love it when stories on line or spam emails say "This is real." :D
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2013, 10:58:19 AM »
The people of Chicago are stupid, but they are not that stupid.

Besides, we have Rahm I to tell us Chicago values.
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2013, 11:02:53 AM »
My son sent me a text saying to look out the window, my car had been stolen. I didnt understand what was going on.
I ran to the window but my care was still there. My heart was pounding.


 
Your idea has been debunked 1000 times already.. Maybe 1001 will be the charm

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2013, 11:05:22 AM »
I don't have a link yet, but my cousin in Chicago who is in the know just emailed me about this, and he is a very reliable source. I also double checked with Fr. Athanasius of Chicago and he confirmed: this is real!
Dude, if you're going to hit us with an April Fools joke, at least make it less obvious. ;)
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2013, 11:26:06 AM »
Oh drat, and I was going to send a card and everything.  :P
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2013, 01:11:29 PM »
My son sent me a text saying to look out the window, my car had been stolen. I didnt understand what was going on.
I ran to the window but my care was still there. My heart was pounding
you mean your life support?
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2013, 02:02:53 PM »
Roman Catholic bishop of Chicago: "Wait, is this an ecumenical meeting or a geography class?"

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2013, 02:13:32 PM »
I've seen Aprils fools jokes today about scent-based google searches, youtube being an 8 year long contest, Google maps showing you where buried treasure is, etc...

Most successful April Fool's was when my brother pretended to be ostensibly dead from a car / bike accident.

His commitment to lying in the cornfield in a position which truly looked utterly broken was laudable. As was the hysterical ranting and weeping of his best friend who delivered the "news" to my mother.

And people think I have a dark sense of humor . . .
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2013, 02:14:28 PM »
I've seen Aprils fools jokes today about scent-based google searches, youtube being an 8 year long contest, Google maps showing you where buried treasure is, etc...

Most successful April Fool's was when my brother pretended to be ostensibly dead from a car / bike accident.

His commitment to lying in the cornfield in a position which truly looked utterly broken was laudable. As was the hysterical ranting and weeping of his best friend who delivered the "news" to my mother.

And people think I have a dark sense of humor . . .

Your brother should be crowned king for this.
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2013, 02:15:40 PM »
My son sent me a text saying to look out the window, my car had been stolen. I didnt understand what was going on.
I ran to the window but my care was still there. My heart was pounding
you mean your life support?

Yes, that's it..my life support.. You're soooo smart.

No wonder you're a Bishop.
Your idea has been debunked 1000 times already.. Maybe 1001 will be the charm

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2013, 02:17:47 PM »
I've seen Aprils fools jokes today about scent-based google searches, youtube being an 8 year long contest, Google maps showing you where buried treasure is, etc...

Most successful April Fool's was when my brother pretended to be ostensibly dead from a car / bike accident.

His commitment to lying in the cornfield in a position which truly looked utterly broken was laudable. As was the hysterical ranting and weeping of his best friend who delivered the "news" to my mother.

And people think I have a dark sense of humor . . .

Your brother should be crowned king for this.

My mother didn't quite crown him . . .
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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2013, 02:19:54 PM »
I've seen Aprils fools jokes today about scent-based google searches, youtube being an 8 year long contest, Google maps showing you where buried treasure is, etc...

Most successful April Fool's was when my brother pretended to be ostensibly dead from a car / bike accident.

His commitment to lying in the cornfield in a position which truly looked utterly broken was laudable. As was the hysterical ranting and weeping of his best friend who delivered the "news" to my mother.

And people think I have a dark sense of humor . . .

Your brother should be crowned king for this.

My mother didn't quite crown him . . .

yeah that's a funny one..going up to someone's Mom and telling her that her son is dead. Real knee slapper.
Your idea has been debunked 1000 times already.. Maybe 1001 will be the charm

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Re: ialmisry to be new bishop of Chicago!
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2013, 02:25:36 PM »
I've seen Aprils fools jokes today about scent-based google searches, youtube being an 8 year long contest, Google maps showing you where buried treasure is, etc...

Most successful April Fool's was when my brother pretended to be ostensibly dead from a car / bike accident.

His commitment to lying in the cornfield in a position which truly looked utterly broken was laudable. As was the hysterical ranting and weeping of his best friend who delivered the "news" to my mother.

And people think I have a dark sense of humor . . .

Your brother should be crowned king for this.

My mother didn't quite crown him . . .

yeah that's a funny one..going up to someone's Mom and telling her that her son is dead. Real knee slapper.

It was.

She just didn't hear. She saw it.

He looked broken. I was always the family contortionist, but his body was uncanny.

Bike taken apart and its parts thrown about.

When my mother got within about 30 yards:

April Fools!
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