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Offline NicholasMyra

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The Personal Promise Bible inserts YOUR name in more than 7000 key scriptures throughout the bible.

By which He has granted to Joe His precious and exceedingly great promises; that through these Joe may become a partaker of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world by lust.
2 Peter 1:4

That's right! Now you can have your name inserted into all the places where the Bible is referring to Israel.

Made out of stain-resistant paper, so no more worrying about oil marks left from spilled Fritos.

Each bible comes with a corrugated cardboard foldout ladder for use when climbing up to heaven alone.
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if Christ does and says x. And someone else does and says not x and you are ever in doubt, follow Christ.

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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2013, 12:56:45 AM »
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The Personal Promise Bible inserts YOUR name in more than 7000 key scriptures throughout the bible.

By which He has granted to Joe His precious and exceedingly great promises; that through these Joe may become a partaker of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world by lust.
2 Peter 1:4

That's right! Now you can have your name inserted into all the places where the Bible is referring to Israel.

Made out of stain-resistant paper, so no more worrying about oil marks left from spilled Fritos.

Each bible comes with a corrugated cardboard foldout ladder for use when climbing up to heaven alone.

LOL! Brilliant idea and brilliant post!
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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2013, 12:58:24 AM »
Un-believable.  :P :P :o ::)
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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2013, 12:16:15 PM »
Un-believable.  :P :P :o ::)
But sadly, believed by thousands who will add to the publisher's coffers.

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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2013, 12:37:31 PM »
Or do you not know that Joe will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joes who have sex with Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe will inherit the kingdom of God.

-1 Corinthians 6:9-10

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