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« on: March 16, 2013, 12:47:32 AM »

http://www.personalpromisebible.com/



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The Personal Promise Bible inserts YOUR name in more than 7000 key scriptures throughout the bible.

By which He has granted to Joe His precious and exceedingly great promises; that through these Joe may become a partaker of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world by lust.
2 Peter 1:4

That's right! Now you can have your name inserted into all the places where the Bible is referring to Israel.

Made out of stain-resistant paper, so no more worrying about oil marks left from spilled Fritos.

Each bible comes with a corrugated cardboard foldout ladder for use when climbing up to heaven alone.
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if Christ does and says x. And someone else does and says not x and you are ever in doubt, follow Christ.

"You are philosophical innovators. As for me, I follow the Fathers." -Every heresiarch ever
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2013, 12:56:45 AM »

http://www.personalpromisebible.com/



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The Personal Promise Bible inserts YOUR name in more than 7000 key scriptures throughout the bible.

By which He has granted to Joe His precious and exceedingly great promises; that through these Joe may become a partaker of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world by lust.
2 Peter 1:4

That's right! Now you can have your name inserted into all the places where the Bible is referring to Israel.

Made out of stain-resistant paper, so no more worrying about oil marks left from spilled Fritos.

Each bible comes with a corrugated cardboard foldout ladder for use when climbing up to heaven alone.

LOL! Brilliant idea and brilliant post!
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2013, 12:58:24 AM »

Un-believable.  Tongue Tongue Shocked Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2013, 12:16:15 PM »

Un-believable.  Tongue Tongue Shocked Roll Eyes
But sadly, believed by thousands who will add to the publisher's coffers.
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2013, 12:37:31 PM »

Or do you not know that Joe will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joes who have sex with Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe will inherit the kingdom of God.

-1 Corinthians 6:9-10

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"But slay her he did not, for between dream and deed laws and practicalities remain"
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