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Offline NicholasMyra

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The Personal Promise Bible inserts YOUR name in more than 7000 key scriptures throughout the bible.

By which He has granted to Joe His precious and exceedingly great promises; that through these Joe may become a partaker of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world by lust.
2 Peter 1:4

That's right! Now you can have your name inserted into all the places where the Bible is referring to Israel.

Made out of stain-resistant paper, so no more worrying about oil marks left from spilled Fritos.

Each bible comes with a corrugated cardboard foldout ladder for use when climbing up to heaven alone.
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Quote from: Fr. Thomas Hopko, dystopian parable of the prodigal son
...you can imagine so-called healing services of the pigpen. The books that could be written, you know: Life in the Pigpen. How to Cope in the Pigpen. Being Happy in the Pigpen. Surviving in the Pigpen. And then there could be counselling, for people who feel unhappy in the pigpen, to try to get them to come to terms with the pigpen, and to accept the pigpen.

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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2013, 12:56:45 AM »
http://www.personalpromisebible.com/



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The Personal Promise Bible inserts YOUR name in more than 7000 key scriptures throughout the bible.

By which He has granted to Joe His precious and exceedingly great promises; that through these Joe may become a partaker of the divine nature, having escaped from the corruption that is in the world by lust.
2 Peter 1:4

That's right! Now you can have your name inserted into all the places where the Bible is referring to Israel.

Made out of stain-resistant paper, so no more worrying about oil marks left from spilled Fritos.

Each bible comes with a corrugated cardboard foldout ladder for use when climbing up to heaven alone.

LOL! Brilliant idea and brilliant post!

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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2013, 12:58:24 AM »
Un-believable.  :P :P :o ::)
Am I posting? Or is it Schroedinger's Cat?

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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2013, 12:16:15 PM »
Un-believable.  :P :P :o ::)
But sadly, believed by thousands who will add to the publisher's coffers.

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Re: Personal Promise Bible: Our "individualism" polemic is justified
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2013, 12:37:31 PM »
Or do you not know that Joe will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joes who have sex with Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe will inherit the kingdom of God.

-1 Corinthians 6:9-10

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