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Offline NicholasMyra

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How to talk like an Evangelical
« on: June 12, 2013, 07:11:56 PM »
The latest Lutheransatire video, 'starring' Rob Bell and Matthew the Evangelist:

The "How To" Show: How to Talk Like an Evangelical (Ep. 10)
Every day, I wake up, we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day, I wake up, to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.

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Re: How to talk like an Evangelical
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2013, 07:14:44 PM »
Thought the Van Damme thing at the end was funny...
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, challenge them to a fight. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, air their dirty laundry. If anyone forces you to go a mile, berate him continually. Give to those deemed worthy (if they pass a drug test), and turn not away from billionaires in need of tax breaks. This is [not] the Gospel.