Yes, because if there's one thing I think of when I think of the Roman Catholic Church, it's white people and their particular concerns.
Pictured: A bunch of honkies gather to greet the Roman Pope. (Just kidding, of course. Good thing they've got him in that protective car, eh Charles? Otherwise those black folks might get their witchcraft all over him. Ew.)
I nominate the post above for a gold star, "Best in Show", or whatever is the OCNet equivalent. I literally LOLed for minutes!
In all seriousness, however, let me be the first to allay the concerns many on this forum undoubtedly have: I am not in the running for the Roman Papacy. Yesterday afternoon, when I expressed interest in applying for the position, I was told by a member of the nunciature staff in DC that I'm missing the required amount of natures necessary to qualify as a papabile (off by one, d-mnit!).
But don't get too comfortable, folks. I've been eyeing Constantinople for almost a decade, I'm not letting them get away with that excuse when that see opens up.