I saw this linked on another forum and I thought it was pretty funny. Just put in words which they ask and it will create a conspirasy for you! (kind of like those things where you fill out words, and they are put in a story)http://www.newsgarden.org/offcenter/center/createconspiracy.htm
This was mine:What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Ecumenism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Orthodox made up of heretics with help from Catholics.
The conspiracy first started during Fourth Crusade in Constantinople. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Lifting of Anathemas.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirbreaking canons.
They want to martyrdom Christ and imprison resisters in synagogues using donkeys.
In order to prepare for this, we all must anathamize. Since the media is controlled by Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew we should get our information from Saint Mark of Ephesus.