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Offline Gunnarr

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Create your own conspiracy
« on: March 23, 2013, 11:44:42 PM »
I saw this linked on another forum and I thought it was pretty funny. Just put in words which they ask and it will create a conspirasy for you! (kind of like those things where you fill out words, and they are put in a story)

http://www.newsgarden.org/offcenter/center/createconspiracy.htm

This was mine:

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Ecumenism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Orthodox made up of heretics with help from Catholics.
The conspiracy first started during Fourth Crusade in Constantinople. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Lifting of Anathemas.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirbreaking canons.

They want to martyrdom Christ and imprison resisters in synagogues using donkeys.

In order to prepare for this, we all must anathamize. Since the media is controlled by Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew we should get our information from Saint Mark of Ephesus.

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Re: Create your own conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2013, 12:00:02 AM »
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Orthonormism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Normers made up of LBKians with help from Moderators.

The conspiracy first started during The disappearance of Pasadi in Cincinatti. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The founding of OC.net.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their ironic sarcasm.

They want to post moderation Opus118 and imprison resisters in Baltimore using Bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must drink. Since the media is controlled by Asteriktos we should get our information from ialmisry.
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Re: Create your own conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2013, 02:43:17 AM »
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everything is controlled by a group of Normers made up of LBKians with help from Moderators.

Hey, PtA won't be happy with this!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Create your own conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2013, 02:47:12 AM »
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Orthonormism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Normers made up of LBKians with help from Moderators.

The conspiracy first started during The disappearance of Pasadi in Cincinatti. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The founding of OC.net.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their ironic sarcasm.

They want to post moderation Opus118 and imprison resisters in Baltimore using Bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must drink. Since the media is controlled by Asteriktos we should get our information from ialmisry.
I am seriously dying LOL!!!
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Re: Create your own conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2013, 03:09:09 AM »
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand rigor in iconography you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of iconodules made up of LBK with help from canonical iconographers.

The conspiracy first started during 2007 in OCnet forum. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Sunday of Orthodoxy.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their refusal to be cowed into accepting dodgy "icons".

They want to banish Robert Lentz and imprison resisters in PtA's place using forced marches.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stand up and be counted. Since the media is controlled by PtA we should get our information from LBK.
“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”

– St. Ambrose of Milan