Well I stand corrected
I don't even want to know what that could possibly mean...
Sometimes orthonorm and I get together and role play, like he'll be St. John Chrysostom and I'll be Theophilus of Alexandria, or I'll be St. Gregory the Theologian and he'll be St. Basil, or he'll be Arius and I'll be St. Nicholas or St. Athanasius. It's all rather fun!
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, challenge them to a fight. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, air their dirty laundry. If anyone forces you to go a mile, berate him continually. Give to those deemed worthy (if they pass a drug test), and turn not away from billionaires in need of tax breaks. This is [not] the Gospel.