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"I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I'd have to shut it off because I don't know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back. "It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I'm going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you're not thinking because you have no idea what you're saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can't control it. The idea is that it's a language that only God understands. It's the language that's spoken in heaven. It's called 'getting the Holy Ghost.' " .... Megan Fox, the last American bombshell, guides me up the stairs. On the way out, I notice something I hadn't seen on the way down. In the hallway sits a tall pedestal topped by a red-and-gold Byzantine icon of a crucified Christ and rows of white candles. The candles are usually lit, she tells me, before she leaves to go upstairs to take care of her newborn son. His name is Noah. In the ancient story of the flood, Noah and his family are the only ones who escape the general destruction of the corrupt world. I didn't know she was such a spiritual, Holy Ghost filled person. |
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If you will, you can become all flame.
Extra caritatem nulla salus.
In order to become whole, take the "I" out of "holiness".
I'm not a witch.
Ἄνω σχῶμεν τὰς καρδίας
"Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is." -- Mohandas Gandhi
Y dduw bo'r diolch.
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 10:04:52 PM » |
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Quick somebody convert this babe to Orthodoxy!
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"'Blessed are the peacemakers' For those are peacemakers in themselves who, in conquering and subjecting to reason all the motions of their souls and having their carnal desires tamed, have become in themselves a Kingdom of God."-St. Augustine of Hippo
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 10:19:53 PM » |
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Elbows too pointy
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"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled." - Plutarch
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PeterTheAleut
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 10:34:08 PM » |
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Quick somebody convert this babe to Orthodoxy!
Yeah, I knew you would say something like that.  |
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Miami's Theme Song (Spongebob): Who lives in Miami right by the sea? LeBron James! Absorbent and bald and selfish is he. LeBron James! If not being clutch be somethin' ya wish. LeBron James! Then drop on the floor and flop like a fish.
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2013, 12:01:07 AM » |
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Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?
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It would be helpful if you were born with an OFF switch.
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 03:18:05 AM » |
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Quick somebody convert this babe to Orthodoxy!
Why, so she can modify her factory settings and upgrade to spiritual vanity? You can have her! |
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 03:56:01 AM » |
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Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?
No offense, but I doubt that you are God's gift to woman--I know I sure am not. Let's face it, we would be more than lucky to be with any woman in the league of Megan Fox. To be fair though, there are still many women more beautiful than her--Amanda Carrier and Marisa Miller immediately come to mind. Heck, I could walk into an ROCOR parish and probably find ten woman more beautiful than her. |
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"'Blessed are the peacemakers' For those are peacemakers in themselves who, in conquering and subjecting to reason all the motions of their souls and having their carnal desires tamed, have become in themselves a Kingdom of God."-St. Augustine of Hippo
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 08:18:48 AM » |
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At least it isn't Scientology.
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"Let it be understood that those who are not found living as He taught are not Christian- even though they profess with the lips the teaching of Christ." - Justin Martyr ( c.160 )
"we recognize that the war is ultimately spiritual rather than carnal." - Gebre Menfes Kidus
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 10:37:13 AM » |
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At least it isn't Scientology.
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 03:30:05 PM » |
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Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?
No offense, but I doubt that you are God's gift to woman--I know I sure am not. Let's face it, we would be more than lucky to be with any woman in the league of Megan Fox. To be fair though, there are still many women more beautiful than her--Amanda Carrier and Marisa Miller immediately come to mind. Heck, I could walk into an ROCOR parish and probably find ten woman more beautiful than her. James, you fill my OC.net days with mirth. Please keep it up. |
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years. Headscarves cover a multitude of sins.
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 03:30:21 PM » |
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At least it isn't Scientology.
Even I gotta "+1" that. |
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 10:42:42 PM » |
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Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?
I don't know . . . |
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God did not create man equal. Samuel Colt made man equal. Blessed be the Peacemaker.
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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 10:53:28 PM » |
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Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs
She has the expressive range of Keanu Reeves plus Blue Steel. |
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Proof? Remember the quantifiers.
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 10:54:14 PM » |
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At least it isn't Scientology.
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Achronos
Miami's Theme Song (Spongebob): Who lives in Miami right by the sea? LeBron James! Absorbent and bald and selfish is he. LeBron James! If not being clutch be somethin' ya wish. LeBron James! Then drop on the floor and flop like a fish.
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 04:39:07 PM » |
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Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs
She has the expressive range of Keanu Reeves plus Blue Steel. ROFL @ Blue Steel. |
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