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Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« on: January 16, 2013, 09:55:25 PM »
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"I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I'd have to shut it off because I don't know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back.

"It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I'm going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you're not thinking because you have no idea what you're saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can't control it. The idea is that it's a language that only God understands. It's the language that's spoken in heaven. It's called 'getting the Holy Ghost.' "
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Megan Fox, the last American bombshell, guides me up the stairs. On the way out, I notice something I hadn't seen on the way down. In the hallway sits a tall pedestal topped by a red-and-gold Byzantine icon of a crucified Christ and rows of white candles. The candles are usually lit, she tells me, before she leaves to go upstairs to take care of her newborn son.

His name is Noah. In the ancient story of the flood, Noah and his family are the only ones who escape the general destruction of the corrupt world.

I didn't know she was such a spiritual, Holy Ghost filled person.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2013, 09:58:12 PM by Jetavan »
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 10:04:52 PM »
Quick somebody convert this babe to Orthodoxy!
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You're really on to something here. Tattoo to keep you from masturbating, chew to keep you from fornicating... it's a whole new world where you outsource your crosses. You're like a Christian entrepreneur or something.
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 10:19:53 PM »
Elbows too pointy
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 10:34:08 PM »
Quick somebody convert this babe to Orthodoxy!
Yeah, I knew you would say something like that. ::)
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2013, 12:01:07 AM »
Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 03:18:05 AM »
Quick somebody convert this babe to Orthodoxy!

Why, so she can modify her factory settings and upgrade to spiritual vanity?

You can have her!

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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 03:56:01 AM »
Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?

No offense, but I doubt that you are God's gift to woman--I know I sure am not. Let's face it, we would be more than lucky to be with any woman in the league of Megan Fox. To be fair though, there are still many women more beautiful than her--Amanda Carrier and Marisa Miller immediately come to mind. Heck, I could walk into an ROCOR parish and probably find ten woman more beautiful than her.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 03:56:23 AM by JamesR »
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You're really on to something here. Tattoo to keep you from masturbating, chew to keep you from fornicating... it's a whole new world where you outsource your crosses. You're like a Christian entrepreneur or something.
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 08:18:48 AM »
At least it isn't Scientology.

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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 10:37:13 AM »
At least it isn't Scientology.

A small mercy ...  :P  :D

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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 03:30:05 PM »
Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?

No offense, but I doubt that you are God's gift to woman--I know I sure am not. Let's face it, we would be more than lucky to be with any woman in the league of Megan Fox. To be fair though, there are still many women more beautiful than her--Amanda Carrier and Marisa Miller immediately come to mind. Heck, I could walk into an ROCOR parish and probably find ten woman more beautiful than her.
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 03:30:21 PM »
At least it isn't Scientology.

Even I gotta "+1" that.

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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 10:42:42 PM »
Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs. Who cares?

I don't know . . .
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 10:53:28 PM »
Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs
She has the expressive range of Keanu Reeves plus Blue Steel.
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 10:54:14 PM »
"Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here."
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Re: Megan Fox Saves Herself: On Speaking in Tongues
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 04:39:07 PM »
Megan Fox is ugly and has toes for thumbs
She has the expressive range of Keanu Reeves plus Blue Steel.
ROFL @ Blue Steel.
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