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« Reply #405 on: July 24, 2014, 07:06:10 PM »



In the name of the Father...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Son...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Holy Spirit...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

Amen.

Ah... another woman led to Christ.
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« Reply #406 on: July 24, 2014, 07:06:33 PM »

These words are soooo true . . .thanks for posting, Maria!

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)
 


Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
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« Reply #407 on: July 24, 2014, 07:07:48 PM »



In the name of the Father...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Son...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Holy Spirit...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

Amen.

Ah... another woman led to Christ.

Not so soon, you big baboon.   Grin
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« Reply #408 on: July 24, 2014, 07:28:06 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.

Yes . . . we must have taken similar courses.  I was scared to death to complete my final simulation, but it's amazing what you can do to get out of a potentially dangerous situation.
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« Reply #409 on: July 24, 2014, 07:31:06 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
They have acronyms for such things?  LOL

I don't know if it would render someone unconscious, but it would definitely make them readjust their priorities.  Shocked

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« Reply #410 on: July 24, 2014, 07:40:14 PM »



In the name of the Father...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Son...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

And the Holy Spirit...

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

Amen.

Ah... another woman led to Christ.

One of the requirements of a cleric to baptize I will look for in the future is strong arms and at least 100 babies experience.  I say this out of a personal witness...will say no more than say thank God she is still alive Tongue (this post reminded me of that time)
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« Reply #411 on: July 24, 2014, 07:41:24 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
They have acronyms for such things?  LOL

I don't know if it would render someone unconscious, but it would definitely make them readjust their priorities.  Shocked



Well, they encouraged us to render the male unconscious or incapacitated with the GTP and then give them a hard punch to the throat at the trachea or a hard kick to the private parts as the final measure.

A hard punch at the throat could kill, couldn't it? I have never had to use such a maneuver, and I hope I never do.

The only karate maneuvers I have had to use were when I was confronted with a huge male rottweiler, and then a few weeks later with a pitbull. In both cases, I used that wax-on, wax-off movement to make myself appear larger, and then I stared at them and shouted, Go Home. Both dogs tucked their tails in, yelped, and ran home.
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« Reply #412 on: July 24, 2014, 07:48:55 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.
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« Reply #413 on: July 24, 2014, 08:05:43 PM »

Yes, I remember those maneuvers. Most can be quite painful and very surprising to the male.

Do you remember the Grab, Twist, and Pull: GTP maneuver?
It can render a male unconscious within seconds.
They have acronyms for such things?  LOL

I don't know if it would render someone unconscious, but it would definitely make them readjust their priorities.  Shocked



Well, they encouraged us to render the male unconscious or incapacitated with the GTP and then give them a hard punch to the throat at the trachea or a hard kick to the private parts as the final measure.

A hard punch at the throat could kill, couldn't it? I have never had to use such a maneuver, and I hope I never do.

The only karate maneuvers I have had to use were when I was confronted with a huge male rottweiler, and then a few weeks later with a pitbull. In both cases, I used that wax-on, wax-off movement to make myself appear larger, and then I stared at them and shouted, Go Home. Both dogs tucked their tails in, yelped, and ran home.
I don't think it could kill, but it certainly would incapacitate. There isn't any vital organs in the throat, so unless you crushed a trachea in such a manner to block it and cause suffocation...

Well, this has certainly taken a disturbing turn.  laugh
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« Reply #414 on: July 24, 2014, 08:28:34 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
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« Reply #415 on: July 24, 2014, 09:19:57 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.
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« Reply #416 on: July 24, 2014, 10:10:33 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.
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« Reply #417 on: July 24, 2014, 10:29:51 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.

Are you talking about those long-spiked heeled shoes?

They are dangerous for the woman as well as for anyone whom she might attack with one.

I have stories to tell of women vainly walking on the dirty pier in their high heeled spiked shoes, and then regretting it as they got the heel of their shoe(s) stuck between the cracks. Then they had to take their shoes off because the heel broke, and then walk in their nylon stockings with the splinters getting in their feet. Not a pleasant experience.
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« Reply #418 on: July 24, 2014, 10:44:48 PM »

Serves them right for trying to tempt men by wearing Louboutins!
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« Reply #419 on: July 24, 2014, 11:30:58 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.
I think it was a Croc. She missed.  She has terrible aim, so I feel pretty safe even when she does attempt such things.  She is so cute when she gets mad.  Tongue
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« Reply #420 on: July 24, 2014, 11:51:19 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.

Are you talking about those long-spiked heeled shoes?

They are dangerous for the woman as well as for anyone whom she might attack with one.

I have stories to tell of women vainly walking on the dirty pier in their high heeled spiked shoes, and then regretting it as they got the heel of their shoe(s) stuck between the cracks. Then they had to take their shoes off because the heel broke, and then walk in their nylon stockings with the splinters getting in their feet. Not a pleasant experience.

Yeah but they do look nice. Given the risks, you can deduce that a woman loves you very much if she wears stilettos in your presence.
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« Reply #421 on: July 24, 2014, 11:52:38 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

At least it wasn't a hot curling iron. My dad got one of those thrown at him once.
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« Reply #422 on: July 24, 2014, 11:55:39 PM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.
I think it was a Croc. She missed.  She has terrible aim, so I feel pretty safe even when she does attempt such things.  She is so cute when she gets mad.  Tongue

You allow your wife to wear Crocs? Start exercising your patriarchal authority, dude. She's making you look bad.
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« Reply #423 on: July 25, 2014, 12:20:08 AM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.
I think it was a Croc. She missed.  She has terrible aim, so I feel pretty safe even when she does attempt such things.  She is so cute when she gets mad.  Tongue

You allow your wife to wear Crocs? Start exercising your patriarchal authority, dude. She's making you look bad.

That's what I was thinking. Either she wears heels, cute little ballet flats, or no shoes.

Crocs are too hipster.
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« Reply #424 on: July 25, 2014, 04:13:13 AM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.
I think it was a Croc. She missed.  She has terrible aim, so I feel pretty safe even when she does attempt such things.  She is so cute when she gets mad.  Tongue

You allow your wife to wear Crocs? Start exercising your patriarchal authority, dude. She's making you look bad.

That's what I was thinking. Either she wears heels, cute little ballet flats, or no shoes.

Crocs are too hipster.

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« Reply #425 on: July 25, 2014, 05:59:52 AM »

I have stories to tell of women vainly walking on the dirty pier in their high heeled spiked shoes, and then regretting it as they got the heel of their shoe(s) stuck between the cracks. Then they had to take their shoes off because the heel broke, and then walk in their nylon stockings with the splinters getting in their feet. Not a pleasant experience.

Silly bints. Everyone knows we're not supposed to walk in stilettos. Only to be chauffeured around, or carried in arms. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #426 on: July 25, 2014, 08:41:30 AM »

(But not the best photo the folks @ godoverporn could have used to get their point across, ya know?  I learned several maneuvers in a self-defense class I took to get out of a similar kind of hold.)

I know I wouldn't want to go anywhere with someone who held me in a headlock.

Some folks like it rough I guess.

Do not believe it. If they like abuse, they are sick.

And you do not want to deal with someone who does not have a full deck of cards.
My wife threw a shoe at my head once.  I'm pretty sure it wasn't to seduce me though.  She was pretty mad.

That is the extent of my experience with violence.

As long as it's not stiletto.
I think it was a Croc. She missed.  She has terrible aim, so I feel pretty safe even when she does attempt such things.  She is so cute when she gets mad.  Tongue

You allow your wife to wear Crocs? Start exercising your patriarchal authority, dude. She's making you look bad.
See?  this is why I come here.  People say oc.net is a waste of time, but if I was not here, how would I know that I am faltering in my duties of asserting my domination over my wife?  I shall get on this post haste.  From now on, this will be the only approved footwear in my house.  At least, it will be until she improves her aim.

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« Reply #427 on: July 25, 2014, 08:44:38 AM »

Ahem.

A reminder of the OP:


I couldn't help but notice all the various threads on the Forum currently expressly demeaning to the fairer sex.

I just wanted to remind all of you, especially the men, that God has created both genders equal.

That the Theotokos, through whom, and without whom the incarnate Lord would not have entered this world as a man, and would not have led to your possible salvation, was a woman, greatly loved by Him.

That there are countless saints of the female variety.

That your mothers, sisters, aunts and daughters are females.

That when you make a blanket statement about women "in general", an off-color joke about females, express the sluttiness, the smell, the undercarriage, the cleavage, the this, the that....that you insult every single woman ever born.

Just think about it.  

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« Reply #428 on: July 25, 2014, 10:47:14 AM »

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