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« on: September 28, 2014, 10:52:16 AM »



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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2014, 10:53:56 AM »

Better finish these off before the next fasting season...

I'll help.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 11:14:08 AM »

Which will come first? Fasting season or a hyperglycemic coma?
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 11:27:58 AM »

Which will come first? Fasting season or a hyperglycemic coma?

If one's experience on Fat Tuesday is any indication...
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2014, 04:56:08 PM »

I wish that was my breakfast!  Alas, no Krispy Kreme nearby.  Mor sad.  Sad
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2014, 05:09:51 PM »

Which will come first? Fasting season or a hyperglycemic coma?

If one's experience on Fat Tuesday is any indication...

Eating Krispy Kreme on Fat Tuesday?  Is Outrage!

It should be:


Or for Orthodox totally against donut ecumenism:
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2014, 05:20:58 PM »

When Krispy went national afew years back, I could not understand the big deal, the Mister Donut that I grew up with is much better.
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2014, 05:24:28 PM »

LOOOOLLL!!!!

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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2014, 07:02:08 PM »

I'm in love with doughnuts and doughnutty baked/fried goods.
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2014, 07:24:25 PM »

I'm in love with doughnuts and doughnutty baked/fried goods.

Loukoumathes, piroshki/pirohi/etc, Berliner buns ...... if you lived where I do, Mor, you'd be in heaven.  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2014, 07:37:03 PM »

If you've got any maple or chocolate ones, um, can I share?  Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2014, 07:51:02 PM »

Thanks a lot, everybody. Now I'm craving something sweet and I have no dessert in my house. Sad Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 08:15:42 PM »

Thanks a lot, everybody. Now I'm craving something sweet and I have no dessert in my house. Sad Tongue
OOOoooh! I just remembered I've got pudding in the fridge.
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 08:28:03 PM »

Though I wish I were joking, I'm not: This thread has inspired me to go get some donuts. Thanks, Mor.

Don't judge me. I'm celebrating a feast day.

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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 08:32:30 PM »

Thanks a lot, everybody. Now I'm craving something sweet and I have no dessert in my house. Sad Tongue
OOOoooh! I just remembered I've got pudding in the fridge.

That's just mean, Isa.  Tongue But I'm happy for you.
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2014, 09:04:18 PM »



Enjoy!

I usually make him steak and eggs.
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2014, 09:26:45 PM »

I usually make him steak and eggs.

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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2014, 09:30:08 PM »

I wish that was my breakfast!  Alas, no Krispy Kreme nearby.  Mor sad.  Sad

Good Scottish oatmeal.  and toast with orange marmalade!  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2014, 10:30:05 PM »

Thanks a lot, everybody. Now I'm craving something sweet and I have no dessert in my house. Sad Tongue
OOOoooh! I just remembered I've got pudding in the fridge.

Just do what my friends- find the Catholic priest on a college campus on Sunday Night before a football game, tell him you're coming for the pre-arranged Vocation discernment session, and sneak a piece of Father's key lime pie while he's distracted watching the game.  laugh
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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2014, 10:49:58 PM »

Thanks a lot, everybody. Now I'm craving something sweet and I have no dessert in my house. Sad Tongue

Cereal will do in a hurry.
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2014, 11:03:18 PM »

Thanks a lot, everybody. Now I'm craving something sweet and I have no dessert in my house. Sad Tongue

Cereal will do in a hurry.

I. Like. You.  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2014, 12:32:54 AM »

Thanks a lot, everybody. Now I'm craving something sweet and I have no dessert in my house. Sad Tongue

Cereal will do in a hurry.

I. Like. You.  Grin

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« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2014, 10:14:09 AM »

Though I wish I were joking, I'm not: This thread has inspired me to go get some donuts. Thanks, Mor.

Don't judge me. I'm celebrating a feast day.

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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2014, 10:15:19 AM »

I wish that was my breakfast!  Alas, no Krispy Kreme nearby.  Mor sad.  Sad

Good Scottish oatmeal.  and toast with orange marmalade!  Grin

Scottish oatmeal?  What is that?  Can it be that I'm missing something marvelous?  Please tell me organ meat is not involved.  Wink
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« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2014, 10:17:21 AM »

Oh, Scottish Oatmeal is fantastic! You must go get some posthaste!
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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2014, 10:23:23 AM »

Ebor, help!  I think Trisagion is teasing me!!
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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2014, 10:26:50 AM »

Ebor, help!  I think Trisagion is teasing me!!

There is no help for you. Now eat up your oatmeal.
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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2014, 10:28:13 AM »

Eat your yummy food, white Mor!

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« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2014, 11:34:54 AM »

I wish that was my breakfast!  Alas, no Krispy Kreme nearby.  Mor sad.  Sad

Good Scottish oatmeal.  and toast with orange marmalade!  Grin

Scottish oatmeal?  What is that?  Can it be that I'm missing something marvelous?  Please tell me organ meat is not involved.  Wink

Don't worry, Mor, there isn't any organ meat in a bowl of breakfast porridge. (You're thinking of haggis maybe)  Smiley

 It's nicely cooked oats that can be eaten with milk or cream or almond milk or other non dairy beverage if desired along with a bit of sugar or honey or some people salt it a bit. It can be either rolled or "pinhead"/steel-cut oats.  Very heartening on cold mornings.
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2014, 11:36:26 AM »

Ebor, help!  I think Trisagion is teasing me!!

Now, now, Trisagion,  Smiley
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« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2014, 12:52:22 PM »

I will need to try this, Ebor.  I like oatmeal, I prefer steel-cut, but I don't think I've ever had Scottish oats.  Mine have no advertised ethnicity. 
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« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2014, 01:02:18 PM »

I will need to try this, Ebor.  I like oatmeal, I prefer steel-cut, but I don't think I've ever had Scottish oats.  Mine have no advertised ethnicity. 
You can practically hear the bagpipes as your eating them.
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« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2014, 04:52:10 PM »

No human pancreas could withstand the assault portrayed in this thread.  In middle school, I wrote a short story about a rapper who could probably down 1,000 of the image depicted in the OP without breaking a sweat before having to break dance non-stop for a week to burn off such a meal.
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